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@AkilahObviously

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Brooklyn, NYC
ಜುಲೈ 2009 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ
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  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್

    Made a video about being sick. May is Lyme Disease Awareness Month. Let's talk about it.

  2. Jessica Jones wears the same outfit every day but is reluctantly a hero.

  3. The long history of Donald Trump having no idea what he thinks about guns

  4. People say New Yorkers are rude, but no one robbed me when I fainted in the park!

  5. Before Kevyn Aucoin snapped this photo, said "say something funny to make me smile" so I said "Pussy!"

  6. Marvel superheroes are all so Gen X. So cynical and sarcastic all the time. We get it! Nothing matters and you got cool powers.

  7. what's a food you like that you don't eat often at all

  8. Or takes that peanut butter sandwich out of her mouth.

  9. Related: how'd you get this number?

  10. I'm just saying if your selfies are poorly lit and blurry like big foot your dick pics probably aren't worth sending. 🤗

  11. Dudes: if you can't take a good selfie why do you think you can take a good dick pic?

  12. If I could force take my bra off I'd do it every day.

  13. crisis mode: my nails are wet but i wanna take my bra off.

  14. My ears are ringing. They're phones.

  15. *chainsaw sounds* white person in a scary movie: Fred? Is that you?

  16. I bet shit gets bad after dark on Sesame Street tho.

  17. I tend to skip through people's snap stories, but I refuse to skip through 's.

  18. I think boy bands serenading random teens on TRL and the subsequent awkwardness is the reason I hate prolonged eye contact.

  19. If you don't like black pepper you don't like yourself.

  20. If you don't like black pepper you don't like food.

  21. If Justin Bieber's mom likes everyone she either has award-winning bad taste or she's lying.

  22. Today owes us a nap.

  23. Who says wearing fake glasses doesn't make you smarter? 👻:kiwirabbitfru

  24. Today is too much. I'm just tryna live.

  25. Screaming "speak English!" At people who are clearly speaking English >

  26. The next time someone on FB says something wholly idiotic, take a breath and think "some people aren't as smart as me." And keep it moving.

  27. Remember: some people aren't as smart as you. You can argue for DAYS with someone who isn't as smart as you, or you can concede this fact.

  28. Kate Winslet make the most out of an hour and a half before she is freed from this boring franchise.

  29. Someone pointed out that the Malaysian plane went missing 804 days ago and that this flight is MS804. Quick, but so unhelpful.

  30. Chance the Rapper is marginally better than any Chance the Golden Retriever.

  31. Oh god, this thing is awful.

  32. Fun game: watch the sequel before the original and then guess what the first was about.

  33. "I can put this on every screen" Then why haven't y'all been sending propaganda this whole time?!?!

  34. "Humanity is beyond the wall eating snacks and sending snapchats. Your experiment was boring tbh and we moved on"

  35. "I'm a hologram and I could have told y'all this before but then how would this movie end?"

  36. This feels like a ripoff of Willy Wonka. You don't steal candy so you get the factory?okay. 😒

  37. Shailene Woodley is like 14 and honestly that makes this movie so much better because it adds to the absurdity.

  38. They never explain how they get the weird bbs out???

  39. Zero percent of "Insurgent" means anything to me. Why is any of this urgent? Blech. This dystopia is meaningless.

  40. Tried to watch "Insurgent" before watching "Divegent" and now I'm confurgent.

  41. Like, vote for who you want, but I am like the last person to come for about any of this. -~I can actually read~

  42. You post an article from a Bernie supporter that is critical of a fraction Bernie voters and the fringe elements show up guns-a-blazin.

  43. New hobby: counting product placements in movies and TV. So manyyyyy.

  44. Sometimes I think it would be really funny to cry like a baby at a scary movie just to freak everybody out.

  45. . is brilliant and she wrote about how some Bernie supporters hurt the movement.

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