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2 points ยท 1 day ago

I want it.

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Right click. Save. Itโ€™s all yours, enjoy!

35 points ยท 1 day ago

Fuck you, ya piece of shit. How depressed are you that you don't think 90's Jim Carrey is funny?

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Like an 8

-26 points ยท 1 day ago

Because its kind of like how you would describe the โ€œfeelโ€ of the temperature on a scale of zero to one hundred. Like 0โ€™C isnโ€™t that cold at all where 0โ€™F is cold as fuck. Similarly 100โ€™F is really hot (37.7โ€™C) but 100โ€™C is hotter than any weather could possibly reach on earth. So the only reason Fahrenheit makes sense is for the weather, not that Celsius is less useful, but Fahrenheit is more user friendly in that way.

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The scale being 0 to 100 is arbitrary. Of what significance is 0ยฐF other than being โ€œcold as fuckโ€? You could just as much say 100ยฐC is โ€œhot as fuckโ€.

-6 points ยท 1 day ago

Yes itโ€™s arbitrary and thatโ€™s literally what I said. 100โ€™C is not something you experience in weather, thatโ€™s why the arbitrary Fahrenheit scale makes kinda more sense compared to the Celsius scale in non scientific settings. Because when you are standing outdoors the freezing and boiling point of water is not really relevant to how cold it feels to you. In scientific settings Celsius or Kelvin make far more sense which is why we use it in America.

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And 110ยฐF is something you experience in weather, itโ€™s not like 100ยฐF is a hard maximum and 0ยฐF is a hard minimum, theyโ€™re arbitrary, exactly like a scale between -17ยฐC and 38ยฐC.

There is nothing wrong with Fahrenheit, but there is nothing that makes it good either. The thing that makes Celsius good is the fact that most people on earth use it and understand it. Thatโ€™s a good enough reason to use it.

61 points ยท 2 days ago

Dude killed himself, and I imagine other inmates carved the swastika into his head rather than himself.

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2 points ยท 1 day ago

Dayamn!

How fucked in the head do you have to be to carve a swastika into your forehead with a stapleโ€ฝ

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It was probably some sort of initiation/ritual for the aryan brotherhood. He would have needed them to keep him alive in prison.

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Why are you PMing me? Stay out of my inbox weirdo.

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What did he PM you?

-5 points ยท 2 days ago

Australia

Western

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Western culture, nothing to do with geography

Who is this idiot and why does he exist?

255 points ยท 4 days ago ยท edited 3 days ago

Why is there an anime girl photoshopped onto a map of a Minecraft world???

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stretches it

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Original Poster22 points ยท 5 days ago

It's a from a leak of the Roblox Movie

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Thanks Mario

819 points ยท 6 days ago

My guy how did u get Verizon to follow u?

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585 points ยท 6 days ago

Make a complaint on Twitter, theyโ€™ll follow you so you can DM in private

12 points ยท 6 days ago

Yeah urban dictionary has no answer

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Itโ€™s the initials of the employee. Most big social media accounts obviously have multiple people running them, often they do this

159 points ยท 6 days ago

I remember it was pretty divisive here, I didn't think it was fantastic and liked Ex Machina a lot more, but it was definitely super interesting and a great looking film

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I enjoyed it, I just thought the pacing was off. It moved way too fast. Itโ€™s very rare that I would say this, but I think it would have been better off as a single season series or mini series

95 points ยท 6 days ago

you're not wrong. you can see a little finger on the right ear at some point

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My right or the dogs right?

6 points ยท 6 days ago

Why aren't there more votes on CGP?

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Because he releases almost no videos?

11 points ยท 8 days ago

Even if you aren't forming memories, you can have minimal consciousness and your body will respond to pain. Heart rate increases, breathing can become fast/shallow, you will flinch and groan. These things make it difficult to keep you safe. -MD who's been in the OR.

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Wait, so you can potentially feel pain while under anesthesia, but you wonโ€™t remember it? Thatโ€™s... horrifying

How does Santa continue to deliver so effectively with shrinking reindeer and a growing population? Iโ€™m starting to think thereโ€™s something weโ€™re not being told...

20 points ยท 9 days ago

Because Santa doesn't use reindeer, he uses Caribous...

The Caribou is the North American reindeer, it is larger and stronger than its European cousin... Since Santa lives at the North Pole and the North Pole is Canadian, then Santa must be using Caribous...

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That makes sense. I was worried that I was being lied to for a moment there

78 points ยท 14 days ago

Thonk you.

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For the lonk

0 points ยท 16 days ago

You're fucking right I'm incredibly patriotic. Best country in the history of the planet. We invent everything. We have our inalienable rights still in 2018. We don't get arrested for tweeting. We can own guns.

Quick get back to The_Donald

Damn, am I messing up your safe space? You want me to stop triggering you?

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/r/ShitAmericansSay

But seriously, fuck off. You donโ€™t understand 4chan and you donโ€™t understand the 4chan sub. This is a place for fun and jokes, not your pro American bullshit. Everyone is laughing at you, not with you

The independent is the worst mobile website Iโ€™ve ever been on. They should be ashamed.

6 points ยท 17 days ago

Coming from someone who had it done, it is that crazy.

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Fucking hell does everyone in this thread have this thing

Aw fuck a mod whoโ€™s in good shape.

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Concave isnโ€™t a good shape

-11 points ยท 17 days ago

Yeaaa... i got news for you bud, your father is suffering from what we doctors call... Trump Derangement Syndrome, and you may be suffering as well, along with most of Reddit.

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I love how you guys call the left NPCs but all your comments sound like theyโ€™re randomly selected from a database of 10 responses

6 points ยท 18 days ago

Only 1/3rd of his base are highly conservative Christians. And he is already on record saying he would sign a decriminalization bill if congress puts one on his desk.

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Even half of that one third not voting GOP would cost them the election. There is no way weed is going to be legalized under a GOP president and thatโ€™s a fact.

And anyway, Trump has flip flopped his stance since his campaign:

On February 23, 2017, Sean Spicer during a White House press conference stated: that the United States Department of Justice may seek greater enforcement of marijuana legislation at the federal level against states who sponsor and distribute recreational marijuana.

He went on to state that President Trump supports the legalization of medical marijuana for those who are suffering with a medical condition. Sean Spicer stated that the administration believed there was a link between recreational marijuana use and opiate abuse

Source

5 points ยท 18 days ago

GOP voters favor legalization

And that is a 14 month old poll. This is not going against the GOP base.

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So only 49% of GOP voters are against legalization?

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I've seen a few people post on here wondering what they would look like with a shaved head, or a full head of hair. I've got a bit of time to kill, so if you want me to photoshop you a fancy new hairstyle, let me know!

If you want hair added, give me an example photo. You're welcome to post here (I'll comment with the result), or if you want it done privately (I won't share the results) you can send me a PM.

No blurry or pixelated photos please

EDIT: Sorry for taking so long, I've got quite a lot of responses via PM which I'm working through!

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3 points ยท 18 days ago

https://imgur.com/a/fbz8oaP - me please! have started balding...thinking of shaving it all so I can start minoxidil and keep the shedding phase out of public view.

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Original Poster16 points ยท 18 days ago ยท edited 18 days ago

Handsome lad!

For comparison, here is before and after

6 points ยท 18 days ago

Thanks! That's...umm bearable I guess. ( The look, not your Photoshop, it's awesome! )

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Original Poster4 points ยท 18 days ago

You have a handsome face, shaved look is great on you

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