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Stats Canada May 10
There’s a 100% chance did it because he was jealous this was a bigger party than he’s ever been invited to
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Stats Canada Mar 7
This Sudbury born game show host is responsible for 61% of exported Canadian sass and captivates audiences every weeknight around the globe
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Stats Canada Nob 1
100% of Canadian kid’s Halloween costumes are under a coat right now
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Stats Canada Okt 30
We’ve changed our minds. We just want to know how many Shoppers Optimum points you have
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Stats Canada Okt 2
There’s a 73% chance that if you chant the name Gritty three times while looking into a mirror that he will appear behind you covered in blood
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Stats Canada Hul 12, 2018
Canadians are 39% faster and more proficient at sourcing non-American products at the grocery store since July 1st
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Stats Canada Hul 1, 2018
91% of Leafs fans are in favour of changing it from Dundas Street to Dubas Street
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Stats Canada Abr 7, 2018
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Stats Canada Peb 24, 2018
Since the start of the Olympics the number of Canadian children that want to grow up to become Marie-Philip Poulin has risen by 29%
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Stats Canada Peb 19, 2018
There’s a 100% chance that Tessa and Scott never pay for another drink for the rest of their lives
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Stats Canada Peb 10, 2018
Meanwhile 67% of Canadians watching the Olympics today have only gotten off the couch to get more snacks
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Stats Canada Peb 9, 2018
50% of looking smart while watching the Olympics is just muttering “poor form” every few minutes
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Stats Canada Peb 8, 2018
43% of Canadians still can’t figure out the time zone differences for South Korea
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Stats Canada Ene 31, 2018
It is estimated that 1 in 5 Canadians will experience a mental illness throughout their lifetime
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Stats Canada Ene 30, 2018
34% of Canadians have yelled out “CAR!” in their sleep
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Stats Canada Ene 23, 2018
Fans of our books will remember hot apps such as SnapChad and Polkaroo Go, but did you know Courteous Birds is a real game?? (brought you by & )
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Stats Canada Ene 23, 2018
Here come the Oilers
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Stats Canada Ene 23, 2018
Fans of our books will remember hot apps such as SnapChad and Polkaroo Go, but did you know Courteous Birds is a real game?? (brought you by & )
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Stats Canada Ene 19, 2018
It turns out it's 100% easier to piss away the goodwill you've accumulated through being a major part of the Canadian identity than it is to figure out how to pay your employees a living wage
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Stats Canada Ene 16, 2018
98% of Canadians who become ice dancing experts every four years are excited about this decision
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