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Matthew Porter
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Writer of mystery and humor, armchair paranormal investigator and hopeful skeptic.
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Matthew Porter
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“Fire pit” = charming place to gather ‘round on a spring evening.
“Pit of Fire” = horrible scene of torture, maybe from a D&D game.
Language is weird.
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Matthew Porter
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That time Matthew Perry auditioned to play Dr. Stephen Strange but wasn’t really into it. pic.twitter.com/NKl4cqnOTI
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Matthew Porter
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31 maj |
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But the darkest day was when Edison used Tesla’s comb design to kill an elephant.
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Matthew Porter
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Matthew Porter
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30 maj |
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That pun is so rank.
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Matthew Porter
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29 maj |
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The rain and thunder held off long enough to finish podcast recording with @ItemCrafting. Thanks, weather!
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Matthew Porter
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27 maj |
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A bunch of baseball fans at Coors Field. instagram.com/p/BjRBtNqnClo/…
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Matthew Porter
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24 maj |
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Matthew Porter
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24 maj |
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Help! I need to go to my comics store to buy X-Files Florida Man Part 2, but I also need to be writing every second of every minute of every day. Please advise.
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Matthew Porter
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23 maj |
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Hey guys, I found the cabinet where we put the 1970s. pic.twitter.com/ZNxLAOszug
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Matthew Porter
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23 maj |
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Maybe “An opinion of blogs.”
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Matthew Porter
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23 maj |
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Maybe I just need to drink my coffee even hotter. Constant thermal updraft.
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Matthew Porter
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23 maj |
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“Mass times at the cathedral” scans perfectly with “Midnight at the oasis”
🎵
is a thing I just discovered while planning a trip to Santa Fe.
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Matthew Porter
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23 maj |
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What’s the collective noun for “blogs”?
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Cory Doctorow
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23 maj |
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For the first time in nearly 40 years, there's a new Parliament album!
boingboing.net/2018/05/23/psy… pic.twitter.com/HT95gRNyNn
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Matthew Porter
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22 maj |
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I don’t mind the cottonwoods so much, but if they keep trying to drop stuff into my coffee we’re going to have a problem. pic.twitter.com/MCz7g7araL
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Matthew Porter
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22 maj |
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Now it begins: Cottonwood season. The first few fluffy scouts are riding the breeze.
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Matthew Porter
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22 maj |
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First, you need a young priest and an old priest.
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Matthew Porter
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18 maj |
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Keeping me company during a break in the rain. pic.twitter.com/GGnEkFLFfs
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Matthew Porter
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18 maj |
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I like the way @GouletPens includes a thank you note in each order, and tells me what ink was used to write it. pic.twitter.com/2xSmdDWTYR
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