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Stella Tsantekidou 7 thg 6
When after countless attempts your MP finally gets drawn for a PMQ..
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When you see an email from the Daily Mail with ‘expenses’ in the title.
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When you get the local office matching shirts for the Xmas party.
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MP's Assistant 14 thg 6
#28: The House of Commons roof is a great place to have a drink. You can buy it from Tesco on the cheap and always finish up in your office if Security asks you to leave.
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Simon Hoare MP 14 thg 6
I must confess to doing it every time and my wife just looks at me. I love it when my daughters say “there’s daddy’s office”
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MP's Assistant 14 thg 6
When you have no interest in Football but your office puts it on anyway.
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MP's Assistant 14 thg 6
When your MP is gone and you can put the world cup on the telly.
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Carl Dinnen 14 thg 6
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Then trying to look cool about it. When it's too late.
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MP's Assistant 14 thg 6
Saying "That's my office!" every time you see Parliament on TV.
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MP's Assistant 14 thg 6
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I'm not Canadian and neither is this account, so I'm afraid not.
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MP's Assistant 14 thg 6
When you disagree with your MP on a key policy but they carry on anyway.
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MP's Assistant 14 thg 6
When your MP catches you making a joke about them.
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MP's Assistant 13 thg 6
Watching other researchers stay until all votes are over as if they depend on their presence.
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Amy Swash 13 thg 6
As if you got a retweet from - Parliament goal achieved, surely?!
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MP's Assistant 13 thg 6
Psyching up your MP before they defy the whip. (Submission)
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Cllr Andreas Payne 13 thg 6
When you find a previously unknown spiral staircase behind a statue in Parliament
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MP's Assistant 13 thg 6
#27: Admin is likely to rule your life in this job and you should make peace with it. If you're lucky, you can do some proper research and maybe offer policy advice to your MP. Most staffers will spend their day deleting emails and writing stock letters.
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MP's Assistant 13 thg 6
Watching the drama at PMQs as the SNP MPs storm out.
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MP's Assistant 13 thg 6
When you've worked for the same MP for too long and don't hold back anymore.
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