Tom Morris

@tommorris

writes software, recovering geek, gay atheist, and usually disappointed by humanity.

London
ನವೆಂಬರ್ 2006 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

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  1. "Photograph: Twitter". Yeah, because Twitter took the fucking picture, .

  2. Love how lectures readers about how "quality journalism" needs to be paid for but credits photos to "Twitter".

  3. Dude at bar just asked for a different glass because his drink was delivered in one that looked "too feminine." Wow.

  4. Peter Thiel vs Gawker is like the Iran-Iraq War: You wish there were a way that both sides could lose.

  5. Plenty of serious negative cultural effects of Internet/technology to dislike. "Young people are taking selfies/food shots" is weak.

  6. "Young people aren't living their lives like previous generations but documenting things using new daguerreotype technology."

  7. Tired of Luddite pontificating about headphone-wearing youth. My grand-dad listened to 5 Live on his pocket radio while walking the dog.

  8. Fun fact for tiresome thinkpiece writers: cameras existed before smartphones; the Walkman existed before iPods. None of this is new.

  9. Want to find every bore who writes a "listening to music on iPods is destroying public spaces" article and hit them with a Sony Walkman.

  10. The app and website signup and payment flow may be one of the worst pieces of software I've ever used. Infuriating.

  11. Solved the “open in app” nuisance by uninstalling the app.

  12. And so it begins. The very thing law experts warned about.

  13. Perhaps the shops whose property seized illegally should consider legal action or ask for an independent investigation.

  14. The reason we took the post down was because we had made a mistake. To leave it there would be be more confusing

  15. Crawley Police can announce that the 'poppers' were seized in error in good faith. All goods will be returned to the shops with apologies.

  16. As deleted the poppers tweet as if it'd never happened, here's a screengrab.

  17. Good to see keeping on top of what is and isn't legal. Thanks . Great work all around.

    ಈ ಟ್ವೀಟ್ ಲಭ್ಯವಿಲ್ಲ.
  18. Religious people not wanting to obey the same laws everyone else has to. Quelle surprise.

  19. Some people think that the Old Trafford bomb scare was a Brexit conspiracy

  20. We give up. If you need us, we'll be in the pub.

  21. Worse than the twee preciousness of a boutique adult summer camp is the idea that SF people don’t know how to blow $700 on a lost weekend

  22. I saw people waiting in line today for Camp Grounded, the $700 forest weekend that makes you turn off your phone

  23. Agile is so often driven by "works for me" anecdotal evidence. Bring on the evidence-based software development revolution.

  24. Any force behind the word 'passion' has been destroyed by thousands of UCAS personal statements and dull corporate mission statements.

  25. "Our services are grounded in a commitment to delighting customers" Not an excitable UX designer but the mission statement for BAE Systems.

  26. We have no fucking clue what it does, but we did it anyway: enacting the ridiculous legal highs bill, that is.

  27. I'm now getting geo targeted Twitter ads from a London council...

  28. Reckon there ought to be a / mashup. Serious political question, then man in a kennel howling at the camera for 5 minutes.

  29. 💝 when open plan defenders think "works for me" anecdote is compelling counter-evidence to decades of scientific data. Homeopath-level dumb

  30. Let's get software developers—who haven't quite mastered the idea of timezones—to implement corporate governance in code and call it a DAO.

  31. The cascade of failure that is is all the evidence we need that Britain needs to remain in . VOTE IN.

  32. Ethereum contracts are the future. The future of hilariously expensive integer overflow errors, that is.

  33. Proposal: 'change password' discoverability metadata

  34. Knowing that your customer is a 'Millennial' tells you about as much as knowing they are a Capricorn.

  35. Need to write some code that strips all the utm_ crap out of URLs because clean URL design > analytics.

  36. Making vague claims about people based on month of birth is called astrology. Doing so based on year (e.g. "Millennials") is totally legit.

  37. I just had to fill in a CAPTCHA to view a web page on . The future of the web...?

  38. Reading about the Ruby Deface library and it is making me rather sad that it exists.

  39. One day JavaScript might work with "open link in new tab". Also, one day people will build accessible websites for keyboard-only users.

  40. Sign up forms that ask what my "home phone number" is: you may as well ask me what my telex, pager or carphone number is.

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