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@mametown

I host a show called You Deserve A Drink. I may or may not have a drinking problem, but I definitely have a hangover. SNAPCHAT: realmametown

ಆಗಸ್ಟ್ 2009 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

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ನೀವು ಖಚಿತವಾಗಿಯೂ ಈ ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡಲು ಬಯಸುವಿರಾ? ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡುವುದು @mametown ಅವರನ್ನು ತಡೆತೆರವುಗೊಳಿಸುವುದಿಲ್ಲ.

  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್

    Quick shout out to GRAPES, who I think don't get enough credit in the fruit world. You're portable. You make wine. You deserve more respect.

  2. I just googled 'when were Funyuns invented' as research. I chose my career wisely.

  3. Considering trying to bring back JNCO jeans for the sole purpose of sneaking in booze, snacks, and my dog into movie theaters.

  4. Has anyone seen Robby and Will Forte in the same room?

  5. I'm sorry Peter the Staffing Agency Guy. If it makes you feel better, I'd let you staff me. Hey yo!

  6. Vinny got through by a HAIR. He made the CUT. He didn't want to FADE away. HE'S A BARBER, GUYZ. I AM CRUSHING THIS.

  7. Has anyone checked on Daniel?

  8. The erectile dysfunction specialist isn't getting the first impression rose and he is PISSED. (nailed it!)

  9. Well, now Jojo can't give Luke the BOOT.

  10. To be fair, EVERYONE knows Fur Elise. Step it up, Ali. More like an Ali Oops!

  11. After that confessional crash, something tells me Jojo is SPLIT about Nick S. Guys, remember when Nick S did a split? Ow.

  12. Daniel from Canada is bringing his EH game. The man is confusing.

  13. Chad to the Bone.

  14. All-4-one, I also swear. I swear if you cockblock Wells, we will have a problem.

  15. Did you used to date Jason Derulo? Cause this Jordan has SPARKS.

  16. The only push up I wanna see at this cocktail party is Jojo's bra. No, but seriously, what brand is it? I NEED THIS.

  17. 'Are you the perfect match, for the next Bach?' should be the casting motto! Feel free to use this & by free, pay me.

  18. Good limo exits. WAY too few motorized cupcakes.

  19. Coconut the horse, my sentiments exactly.

  20. Did write Chase's intro?

  21. 'I'm not wearing any panties'? That guy just KILT it. (His chances).

  22. If you hug w/ 1 arm, you best be spinning a b-ball w/ the other hand. I'm aware how much I tweet about b-balls spinning.

  23. But, seriously, how often does a dude w/ a hose come out and spray down the mansion driveway? It's ALWAYS damp.

  24. Jake is back?! Jesus. I haven't wanted a pilot to fail so badly since I shot that Mama's Family remake!

  25. Oh man. I've got an epic burn on this guy! Oh didn't know his dad? Delete draft. What about this- a war vet? Goddamnit. bachelorette

  26. The erectile dysfunction specialist just described his job as 'draining'. I can't guys. It writes itself.

  27. Oh really, Aaron Rodgers bro, your #1 draft pick is Jojo? Mine is Miller High Life.

  28. Aaron Rodgers brother is going to have to TACKLE these past relationship demons.

  29. I swear to god I hope the surprise dude isn't Nick Viall. The man is the cockroach of Emphasis on cock.

  30. Fifteen minutes in and I've only shhh'ed a group of strangers 8X.

  31. 'Scottish below the waist'? We talking firecrotch, buddy?

  32. I loved Jojo's unicorn limo exit but a huge misstep in not making a 'horny' joke.

  33. Going to be snapchatting it up during the east coast premiere tonight. Come watch my eyes bug out. Handle is RealMametown 😎

  34. Realized an anagram of 'anxiety' is 'any exit' which is fun b/c that's what I'm looking for during this anxiety attack. JKJK I can't move.

  35. Perhaps Axl Rose can release a cookbook called 'Appetite for Instructions'? Just spitballing here folks.

  36. Met a doula at a party tonight. Lightly pitched the idea of a realty show called 'Paula Ab-doula'. Currently no offers.

  37. This just in: Reports confirm that procrastination levels have hit an all time high as woman decides she should 'probs go work out.'

  38. Not proud of how many times I've said, 'I'm a hugger' & then clearly forced an uncomfortable adult to embrace me upon meeting.

  39. NEW YDAD for the weekend. This drink is stupid good. Almost as good as the

  40. Could never date a man named Simon simply because if he ever said 'Simon says' erotically, I would vomit then be a cloud of dust.

  41. I dream of a day when electrolytes are added to all water because, IDK, seems like a good idea? (Not running for office. Don't come 4 me.)

  42. 'Da fuck? My generation is not immature, Mom. Now, why don't you quit stressing me out and hand me my gummy Xanax?' - someone probably.

  43. hope that somewhere out there, a geography substitute rips a globe off its hinges and spins it on one finger to captivate his rowdy class.

  44. Gordon Ramsay and Julia Child face off in the the culinary rap battle of the century.

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  45. Until Auntie Anne's pretzels debuts a perfume line, I will be scent free thank you very much.

  46. See, here's the problem. I like the way you work it, but I do, in fact, have diggity and doubt.

  47. Wondering if throwing on my Budweiser one piece and blaring Springsteen will let me skip the customs line or if that was a one time thing.

  48. NAY: Baby on my flight has been screaming for 6+ hours. YAY: Found that it blends w/, even enhances, the sweet sweet sounds of Mystikal.

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