Kashana

@kashanacauley

Writer. Deadly with a butter knife.

NYC
ಡಿಸೆಂಬರ್ 2011 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

@kashanacauley ತಡೆಹಿಡಿಯಲಾಗಿದೆ

ನೀವು ಖಚಿತವಾಗಿಯೂ ಈ ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡಲು ಬಯಸುವಿರಾ? ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡುವುದು @kashanacauley ಅವರನ್ನು ತಡೆತೆರವುಗೊಳಿಸುವುದಿಲ್ಲ.

  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್
  2. My credit card company wants me to hang on after this call & rate my experience so I'm getting my airhorn.

  3. Can't wait until it's legal to get a divorce through a series of hashtags

  4. Sext: Prince would want us to

  5. Hopefully a just-born baby is sitting around in a purple onesie right now, blinking appreciatively to some music.

  6. Life is just a party and parties weren't meant to last.

  7. If I was a genius alien musician, I'd be boarding my spaceship & getting the fuck outta dodge too.

  8. Crying purple tears.

  9. Time to throw 2016 out with the trash.

  10. "I'm done running for president & ready to live the rest of my life undercover."

  11. My dad told me to shoot for the moon. Been doin' it for years. Most bullets in space are mine.

  12. Twitter is constantly offering me things I never knew I never wanted.

  13. Rejected superhero idea #347: Ennui Man. He flies to wherever your troubles are in a depressing black cape & gets sad with you.

  14. I'd be better able to tell how clothes will look on me when I shop online if the models were older, out of shape, and spilling something.

  15. Ten bucks to the first rapper who throws some Tubmans around in their cover of "In the Club."

  16. How to sleep your way to the top: 1. Start at the bottom of Mount Everest 2. Get in a helicopter 3. Go to sleep

  17. Teddy bears are merely stuffed stereotypes of actual, live bears onto whom you project a love that is not returned.

  18. A good iPhone safety feature would be a breathalyzer that wouldn't allow it to play Elliot Smith music if you've had more than 5 drinks

  19. Kashana ಹಿಂಬಾಲಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ ಮತ್ತು
    • @SortaBad

      a very good writer whose body of work will be globally celebrated for decades to come

  20. 8/11 must feel very left out.

ಲೋಡಿಂಗ್ ಸಮಯ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ತೆಗೆದುಕೊಳ್ಳುತ್ತಿರುವಂತೆನಿಸುತ್ತದೆ.

Twitter ಸಾಮರ್ಥ್ಯ ಅಧಿಕವಾಗಿರಬಹುದು ಅಥವಾ ಈ ಕ್ಷಣದ ತೊಂದರೆಯನ್ನು ಅನುಭವಿಸುತ್ತಿರಬಹುದು. ಮತ್ತೆ ಪ್ರಯತ್ನಿಸಿ ಅಥವಾ ಇನ್ನಷ್ಟು ಮಾಹಿತಿಗೆ Twitter ಸ್ಥಿತಿ ಗೆ ಭೇಟಿ ನೀಡಿ.

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