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anyway read ASCENT and make sure to shake your head the whole time
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He's likely the most referenced non-American politician in our politics, and that's because there's a vague understanding that he was evil without any understanding of what he actually did. Which allows Holocaust deniers like this guy to worm their way into politics
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I think one of the best things anyone could do for themselves these days is pick up one of the big doorstop books about Hitler. Yeah it's like, who wants to read that, but understanding exactly what happened in Nazi Germany is going to become increasingly important
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Gubernatorial candidate who has trafficked in antisemitism likens current politics to Nazi Germany
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Family Guy clears
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Any excuse to post this art. twitter.com/DabiCumSponge/…
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“I was incredibly uncomfortable throughout both videos, and was in shock that she would do something illegal like that,” the student wrote, adding parenthetically “I am pretty sure a teacher talking about systemic racism is illegal in South Carolina.”
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an important qualification for being a cabinet member of the israeli government is being the whiniest baby of all time
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Also since Israel’s minister of disapora affairs accuses me of spreading fake news and “lashon hara,” I’d like to clarify a few things.
1. picture I posted on Twitter of him at the Israeli day parade was not photoshopped and not taken out of context.
It never had a caption.
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I always feel a special joy when I annoy a scammer into not talking to me anymore
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yeah i was wrong about the padres like everyone else. but i had a hunch
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It’s also becoming clear that the global town square needs transformation—to drive civilization forward through the unfiltered exchange of information and open dialogue about the things that matter most to us.
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let the record show
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The @DBacks are 40-25, tying the 2002 Diamondbacks for the best record in franchise history through 65 games.
Two seasons ago, Arizona started out 20-45, the franchise's *worst* record through 65 games.
#MLB | #ArizonaBorn
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america has burg fever
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Doug Burgum is set to become the top-spending GOP presidential candidate in Iowa ($1.7 million) and New Hampshire ($1.3 million) over the next three weeks. Mostly on broadcast. Burgum is self-funding and has lowest unit rate access, so he's running 2x Tim Scott's ratings points.
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rap game isaac chotiner
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I spoke to @KillerMike about his new album 'Michael' and political advocacy and Dungeon Family history. vulture.com/2023/06/killer
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me circa 2013 going to foodswings
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Today in 1982, an estimated 750,000-1,000,000 people marched through New York City from the United Nations to Central Park to demand a halt to the dangerous, escalating, and expensive US-Soviet nuclear arms race—at the time, the largest political protest in American history.
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the art, headline, and opening graf of this 2010 GQ profile of berlesconi are all all-timers
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new sicko just dropped
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Let's go
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“I’m teeming with emotions that a chatbot would not begin to understand.” - Tom Stoppard, accepting Best Play for Leopoldstadt
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I also saw Leopoldstat and it is flat-out incredible, one of the best plays I have ever seen (which is not many but still)
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With the Franks, especially Leo, they're very isolated from other Jews in the area, which wasn't true in real life. IRL Frank was the president of the local Bnei Brith. There's no sense of Jewish community, just a one-off line about Northern and Southern Jews are different
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Of course antisemitism doesn't have a coherent logic to it, but there are clear motivating factors that lead people to it.
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Like the show opens and closes with the origins of Lost Causeism in Georgia, which is interesting, but never quite makes clear how that is connected to antisemitism. There's no clear overarching reason why people in Marietta hate Jews
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The music of Parade was astonishing, Ben Platt is that good, and I'm very glad the show exists but I did find it's portytal of both the Leo Frank case and antisemitism somewhat one-dimensional
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Leopoldstat and Parade winning...starting to think there's a place for Jews in show business
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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
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Name a movie scene with the American flag in it. 
I'll start:
The opening scene of Patton (1970) starring George C. Scott as Gen. Patton delivering a speech with the Stars and Stripes in the background.
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The opening scene of Patton (1970) starring George C. Scott as Gen. Patton delivering a speech with the Stars and Stripes in the background.2
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As per Ted's new woke will, the Unabomber shack will be converted into a space for DEI retreats and unpacking invisible knapsacks
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I've been hearing from sources that on his deathbed Ted Kaczynski converted to wokeism. His last request was to buy Pride merch from Target and his last words were "Love wins"
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Was really starting to notice a trend here
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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What's wild about 90s Sportscenter is that it was basically a one or two person Twitter feed of running jokes and commentary
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The late great Stuart Scott doing the recap of MJ’s “Flu Game.”
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“Two days after the petition was filed and one day after the NLRB sent official notice to the company, Alamo sent an internal email notifying staff of the company's intention to do away with the projectionist position...”
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I love that Vollman did an early version of the "FBI guy watching me through my computer" meme
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thinking of the Unabomber, my favorite thing orbiting this story is William Vollmann getting his FBI file & learning that for the longest time they thought he was the Unabomber & were surveilling him. He then wrote this @Harpers piece "Life as a Terrorist" harpers.org/archive/2013/0
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I don't agree with everything in this interview but man does he accurately describe my time working in digital newsrooms
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Above all else it's remarkable how honest Netanyahu has been about being an open apartheidist for over a decade and how desperate Obama and Biden have both been in attempting to affirm a meaningless buzzword salad that is the "two state solution" and the "peace process".
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Worth listening to this part, where Bibi promotes the one (apartheid) state solution: He claims preventing Jews from living in WB settlements is “ethnic cleansing” while "Arabs live inside Israel" & in the future we will “have to live next to each other”
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Yeah, I've read the Manifesto
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At Bob’s Big Boy in Burbank where @DrewFromTV is picking up the tab for striking writers who show their WGA card and the manager says the tab he’s covering is around $50k. Per week. We are heading into week 7, with no negotiations scheduled. This is the 2nd strike he’s done this.
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American Jews are the religious group in the US most accepting of trans people, according to a new poll: forward.com/fast-forward/5
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JUST IN: Crypto .com is shutting down its institutional exchange in the United States
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2+2=5 goes so hard
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What’s your favorite track from Hail to the Thief? #radiohead #HTTT @radiohead #hailtothethief
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One thing I was not expecting on the new Janelle Monae was a Fela Kuti influence. Really good "Expensive Shit" reference
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