Lara Portnoy

Zak's poem for Pony (first person Pony POV): My name's Pony, I play rough Bark bark bark don't touch my stuff

Zak's attempt: Nibbles Wibbles Squibbles be You are a tiny pea Small in stature Mighty is he Bark bark bark Don't bark at me

Poem for Nibbley: Nibbles Wibbles Squibbles bee You are a tiny pea Small in stature Mighty in spirit Bark bark bark bark bark Please stop I don't want to hear it

Was looking at the paintings by #PaulaModersohnBecker, today's Google doodle. All the people in her art appear lumpy and misshapen. Then I saw that there are photographs of the subjects, and the people themselves are all lumpy and misshapen.

#ThingsITextMyHusband: I'm pleased with the conclusion to our extensive conversion in my mind on my way back from Jerusalem. In sum: I dislike mountains and this has no bearing on what type of elemental I would be. #HowIKnowImFunny

#HowIKnowImFunny: I made someone giggle throughout our Director General's entire #Hanukkah  speech. The person giggling was me. It's a start.

#Confirmed: I am the funniest person in my office. How I know: I have started telling everyone in my office that I am the funniest person in the office. #irrefutable #fact

These little buddies are looking for a home. The mostly white one is a sweet little boy who… https://www.instagram.com/p/BZdVJWYBgpb/ 

Just watched #GagaFiveFootTwo. Nothing but #respect for @ladygaga -her art, passion, love, professionalism, and being true to herself