Henry Tudor

Today: - stay asleep - pillow fortress - refuse to let daylight win this - throw a chair at the bloody light from the bloody window - ale

Had no idea your mum liked to dress up as me.https://twitter.com/richard_third/status/723635106263498752 …

When I look at myself all I see is amazing.https://twitter.com/hazelwy8/status/723615429500002305 …

Yes no man is an island but I do believe I qualify as a geological feature. A really big peninsula. An isthmus at the very least. #JohnDonne

That's NOT @richard_third, it's the actor Benzedrine Camelsplurge.https://twitter.com/sienka/status/723542537890209792 …

There's wine to drink, ladies to entice, dance floors to destroy, tantrums to throw, cakes & pies & cheeses, so many cheeses. #FridayFeeling

I can only assume “What Would Henry VIII Do?" is the first question everyone asks in all situations in your era. Because, Henry VIII.

Today: - have no faults - be right abt everything - bridge chasm between believing & achieving - make a foreign dignitary wet himself - wine

- marry - bury - hairy #3WordsToDefineYourself

Sometimes the most beautiful sound in the world is the one I hear when I'm alone in my room eating cake in bed #nomnomnom #TudorMindfulness

April 21 - death of Henry VII - Henry VIII becomes king - birth of Elizabeth II - death of Prince #MixedDayForRoyalty

I have an amazing body that converts hatred of vegetables into fat. #WaysThatImSpecial

Oh England, imagine the great fun we'd have had with another 25 yrs together. *sigh* #HappyBirthdayYourMajesty #NotJealous #Jealous

There is only emptiness where there is no cake. #WednesdayWisdom

#SignsThatYourTudorHusbandIsCheatingOnYou You're not in the same room.

#SignsThatYourTudorHusbandIsCheatingOnYou He's awake.

Death threats are not effective until you've established a solid track record for having people actually killed. #InspiredTudorLeadership