Rickard

The Orange man has ruined my twitter, as he will surely ruin your country.

The feed I’ve meticulously crafted over the years to deliver me cat pics, memes and boner jokes is suddenly 100% about politics.

I make fun of your dumb puns because secretly, I love them.

When was America great? Asking for a friend.

A friend once recommended me music at a party and I stopped hanging out with him after that. I just remembered the poor fool.

Hmm. I wonder why I don't like Penny Dreadful. It's got all the things I should like.

Can't wait to give the kid life advice. Get forbidden by his mom to give him any more life advice. Then give him secret life advice.

I was scheduled to become an uncle like a week ago, but it appears he's reluctant to join this world. I already relate to the kid.

Who needs love when you can draw waifus.

Your cat looks ordinary.

I wonder what Donald’s up to.

I don’t like it when Neil lies to Peter.

Date me, I’m bored! I’m good for a laugh.

What I'm trying to say is, I bought 124 dices to see which ones rolls the highest.

So, I read up on the dice manufacturing process. It's a lot less precise than what I assumed. Lots of random asymmetrical flaws in each die.

Everyone’s chasing motivation when they should practice discipline.

”I didn’t used to believe in love at first sight, and I still don’t, so I guess we have to do this again” #FirstDateLines

”can we just not talk and enjoy each other’s company in silence? #FirstDateLines

All my dates goes great, until I show up.