💧Aaron Dodd

When rural pisspots become urban planners. #auspolhttps://twitter.com/Barnaby_Joyce/status/1131316110630850560 …

OK. I'm taking nominations (self-nomination is OK) for the #auspol twitter cabinet to take us to the next election. Please submit your nominations for the following portfolios; Attorney General Foreign Affairs Infrastructure Communications Industry & Science Employment

OK. I'm taking nominations (self-nomination is OK) for the #auspol twitter cabinet to take us to the next election. Please submit your nominations for the following portfolios; Defence Health Education Treasury Arts Environment & Climate Change Customs & Border Control

Disappointed you aren't going to get the$1080 tax cut the #LiarFromTheShire promised you? There's an easy solution > Cancel your @Foxtel subscription. It will save you $104/month or $1248/year. Believe me, you're not missing much. #auspol

When boomers inevitably complain about their rising medical costs and the demise of the ABC, just remind them they voted for it. They only have themselves to blame. I'm taking a break from twitter for a while. I might be back. I need to re-charge. Take care friends. #auspol

In other countries this result would have led to riots in the streets, possibly even open revolution. But Australians are too lazy and gutless for that. She'll be right rules the roost. #auspol

and 2. the burgeoning political activism of Australia's schoolkids. They'll mostly be voting at the next election and they won't voting for the Libs. They'll out-vote the greedy bigoted boomers who inflicted this calamity on Australia. #auspol

At least they'll have options to escape the coming dystopia. The only two bright spots were 1. the removal of Abbott. Unfortunately even that works against Labor. Removing his destabilising influence on the government is not in Labor's long-term interest. #auspol

I have always tried to leave Australia a better place for my children. They were all born here but I've ensured they have maintained other citizenships to fall back on when the time comes. Australia will face an economic and climatic reckoning in the next decade. #auspol

We are now seriously considering leaving Australia. It's no longer a place I can feel proud of, knowing that many of my fellow citizens are as small-minded as they have proven to be. Not necessarily NZ, we also have other options. #auspol

I'm also a Kiwi. New Zealanders have long regarded Australians as pissants. There is an old joke, what do you call a sophisticated Australian? A Kiwi, of course. I have always defended my adopted home, but I can't any longer. The Kiwis are right. #auspol

I have worked tirelessly on social media, in the back rooms of the Labor Party, on the front-lines yesterday as booth captain - we proudly won our booth on both primary and 2PP votes. But it wasn't enough. #auspol

Australians at their heart yesterday, revealed themselves as small scared little people. Unwilling to take a punt on a better future for their families and future descendants. Over the last 6 years I have given my all to make Australia a better place. #auspol

Keating pulled it apart, ran an effective scare campaign (to be fair, there was much to be afraid of). He famously did Hewson slowly. Hewson lost the unlosable election, as did Shorten yesterday, for many of the same reasons. #auspol

The result is redolent of Hewson's loss to Keating in 1993. Like Shorten, Hewson too went to the electorate with a comprehensive fully-costed policy manifesto, #Fightback, albeit from the conservative side of politics. #auspol

The Boomers have said "I'm OK Jack, f*ck the future" The boomers have spoken and said "I'm only here for a short-time, I'd better make it a good time - My kids and grand-kids won't mind paying for it". #auspol

Yesterday's result revealed Australians to be venal, greedy, cowardly, visionless and bigoted. Those focused only on their wallets, and doped on Murdoch's pap, won the day. They have sold out their children's and grandchildren's future for their own greed and comfort now. #auspol

Long thread >> Last night was a watershed moment for Australia and me. Until yesterday's election result I had great faith in the Australian people. Australia is my adopted country and I have been proud to call myself Australian. No longer. #auspol

UAP are paying their how to vote booth people $120 cash in hand today (at least in #jagajaga). Is that legal? #auspol #Election2019 @AusElectoralCom