How many nuclear bunkers could accurately be described as fun?
How do I put it out? And what if it melts all these marshmallows I have sitting around?
How nice for those cities.
Better chose now, before they start to gentrify.
No more having to stay in those run-down Antarctican motels when we visit.
Guys, what’s going on? Don’t you want to pay $97,000 for a one-week hotel stay?
Survive the apocalypse in style.
Finally, a picture frame that allows you to control time.
It’s a mistake that anyone could make, if they’d just watched The Ladies Man.
If this is a joke, it’s an extremely dry one.
The real life estate that played the role of a lifetime as Tony Montana's mansion in the 1983 movie Scarface hit the market last year asking $35 million, and was reportedly still asking that as of two months ago. The Neoclassical Santa Barbara...
For the modern non-wizard...maybe not quite as much.
This property is incredible.
But, actual surprise: it’s not impossible.
We bet you do.
The chair blends seamlessly with the ground.
It's a classic case of architect-turned-into-diamond-family-dispute.
Great for any witches looking to imprison fairy tale princesses.
If it’s not, we don’t want to find out what is.
Have you ever felt like torturing some emojis?
Just a totally hypothetical question about a specific type of blood stain.
What a deal!
This is apparently a thing that people really want.
People have apparently been waiting for the invention of a very small box.
Or, at least, whoever runs their Facebook account is into the idea.
To say that this place is gilded is putting it lightly.
Ikea, allow Kånjë to create!
There would be a lot more signage, for one thing.
How do I get these ants to chip in their fair share?
That makes it...better?
A new trend is sweeping the nation.
We hope hobbits like swimming.
Why stop at the site of the moon landing?
Even the world's best athletes have to deal with crappy landlords.
Insofar as it is actually a boat.
Now there’s a way. But also, why?
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