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ah party at the office yesterday, free booze and food at a 5 star hotel xD

@VeaceslavGaidarji i got nerd score of 99 :D

Been a while since I was in here.

Bit disappointed that I only seem to show up while drunk.

good

i was getting bored

what do youthink of the cat gif, was he too fat or too stupid?

Lack of appreciation for cats is a sin.

im appreciating the cat alright

just want to know what do you think

I think it's a cat that maybe didn't think.

stupid cats

im a dog person

I'm a bird person. Dogs are the worst.

Violent animals, zero intelligence.

fuck you

Dogs are a perfect mirror of the owner. Is the owner relaxed and a good person, the dog is as well.

Not necessarily.

good morning!

Well there are always exceptions to any rule but that is at least my experience

yes

i'm an animal person. like, throw me a hedgedog and i'll love it.

morning eric

throw me a turtle and i'll put it a red bandana and two lego swords.

:P

and then i'll throw it back with crazy ninja moves

ofcourse, i'm pretty biased on animals. 4 legs or less, 2 wings or less, and 2 eyes or less only.

if I am not mistaken the red turtle does not use swords... he uses the three spiked weapon, how ever this is called

the blue turtle uses the swords if I remember correctly

yeah but legos don't use those weird little trident-daggers from elektra.

so i'll have to improvise.

This whole heavy body parts thing is lasting longer than I'm used to.

... Or I'm bad at tracking time.

?

heavy body parts thing?

Drinking. It happens.

Also laughing at.. nothing.

i'm lost enough to have to look at what you've written the past 45min to see what i missed.

lol there's no clue.

heavy body parts?? hmmm....

I hereby certify you drunk nil

Well I did say..

I didn't believe you the first time

last time i got drunk i bought a wooden training sword and a pair of horse-riding medieval spurs.

... I don't have that problem.

I'm surprisingly good at not spending money while drunk except to rent movies.

they'll ship between today and monday lol.

rofl

pay-per-view should have a drunk lock

indeed

drunk / fever / sleepy

i once bough a (10€ 3h)x3 metallica tour special PPV program.

I pushed out a serious overhaul of a system at work today.

It's doing 6x the load with only maaaaaybe a third of the power.

nice

today i'll start fiddling with meteor js a bit more

@Bhargav no surprise :)

:(

but it's not too bad if you are a developer. we all a bit nerds

yea..

gm all

eric bhargav

gm

WOAH

chrome can debug phone hybrid apps

how? in your device?

YEAH

i build it

and chrome can debug it

as long as it's an hybrid app

ionic / cordova / phonegap

meteor

so you open the dev console on your device? I don't get it

a potato website with responsive UI

you know when you debug a website in chrome?

well, the same but in your device

from your chrome

so i see my phone's screen

on my chrome

oh so chrome opens a debug bridge to your phone?

holy shit thats cool

yeah

how?

like stetho github.com/facebook/stetho?

yeah @Raghunandan

stetho is nice

Thanks, looks really cool, except it's Facebook =p

we use it in our apps

yeah similar

just only for web-based apps

Got rejected by Apple twice, it's time for that Apple/XCode hate

yay

what stupid reasons they gave to you?

"bird flew by window and took my lunch. that doesn't meet apple service stantards".

make sure it displays properly at iPhone resolution on iPad

no idea, they want iPad on everything =(

"at iPhone resolution on iPad"

lol right

just disable Ipad support in xcode Law

then you don't have to upload ipad resolutions :P

That's what I did, removed all iPad references in plist, target family set to 1, and device only iPhone, still they checked it on iPad

ah just reply to them saying that you don't support ipad, the support team is full of idiots in there

once they kept rejecting my app, because their automated test revealed some crash

That easy?

yeah

they sent me the error logs, i desymbolized it

i once just reauploaded the same IPA

and they said ok

after 3 rejections

found out that I couldn't reproduce the crash and said, dude I can't reproduce, how are you getting these crashes again?

and in next 24hours they'd published my app

apologizing to me for the inconvenience

Wow! If I only knew

Brb, gonna cry a bit

samsung galaxy j7 does not support google contacts app. On the play store it says its not supported. While i had it installed. Works if your viewing contacts. But editing deleting and adding does not work. Strange enough it use to work before the update

because samsung sucks

probably if you deinstalled it it wouldn't be able to install anymore

yeah. i am wondering if its not supported then why was i allowed to install the app in the first place

Good Morning Everyone~~ :D

o/

Eric, debugging hybrid apps is cool. Previously debugging WebView's was also possible

> When you write an email to a fellow developer stating that he should disable Instant Run to hopefully get rid of a bug he gets and the developer calls you on phone to ask how he can disable Instant Run and you just want to yell at him "SEARCH IN THE SETTINGS YOU DUMBFUCK!" but you keep it cool and just say "open the settings and search for instant run"

> and then you see that he might have trouble finding the build variant settings as well so you tell him where it is and you realize that this fellow developer is not a unique snowflake but the fucking average "skill level" employee in this firm.... Did I tell you that I am looking for another job?

Warren, it's time to create rant :)

oh warren

i'd hire you but you'd feel weird in this nowhere land

XD

I had even better experience - reviewing the PR we've found some issues and even PR had to be closed as it was not correct. guess what PR author did? he re-opened the PR and merged it by himself :D

yay that's called entrepreneurship

feels bad man

Warren thats going to devRant

feel free to do that but share the link

Has anyone here got an easy way to take screenshots within their app?

AS take screenshot button

android monitor tab -> top left button

a little camera

Only thing is that AS emulator doesn't have BT functionality so I can't show certain screens

which is why I was wondering if there was an easier solution

you can plug a device

and it takes screenshots from the device

No quicker way to do it?

what's quicker than plug -> click -> save?

Just in case there was some automated way to do it

when the CEO writes in his emails that "what is done fast is done good" you know the company is doomed

warren used mdm solutions?

no

:(

@WarrenFaith I hope that eject button works