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4:58 AM
\o
ah party at the office yesterday, free booze and food at a 5 star hotel xD
 
5:19 AM
@VeaceslavGaidarji i got nerd score of 99 :D
 
nil
5:33 AM
Been a while since I was in here.
Bit disappointed that I only seem to show up while drunk.
 
good
i was getting bored
what do youthink of the cat gif, was he too fat or too stupid?
 
nil
Lack of appreciation for cats is a sin.
 
im appreciating the cat alright
just want to know what do you think
 
nil
I think it's a cat that maybe didn't think.
 
5:50 AM
stupid cats
im a dog person
 
nil
I'm a bird person. Dogs are the worst.
Violent animals, zero intelligence.
 
6:08 AM
fuck you
 
Dogs are a perfect mirror of the owner. Is the owner relaxed and a good person, the dog is as well.
 
nil
Not necessarily.
 
good morning!
 
Well there are always exceptions to any rule but that is at least my experience
 
yes
 
6:20 AM
i'm an animal person. like, throw me a hedgedog and i'll love it.
 
morning eric
 
throw me a turtle and i'll put it a red bandana and two lego swords.
:P
and then i'll throw it back with crazy ninja moves
ofcourse, i'm pretty biased on animals. 4 legs or less, 2 wings or less, and 2 eyes or less only.
 
if I am not mistaken the red turtle does not use swords... he uses the three spiked weapon, how ever this is called
 
the blue turtle uses the swords if I remember correctly
 
yeah but legos don't use those weird little trident-daggers from elektra.
so i'll have to improvise.
 
nil
6:29 AM
This whole heavy body parts thing is lasting longer than I'm used to.
... Or I'm bad at tracking time.
 
?
heavy body parts thing?
 
nil
Drinking. It happens.
Also laughing at.. nothing.
 
i'm lost enough to have to look at what you've written the past 45min to see what i missed.
lol there's no clue.
 
heavy body parts?? hmmm....
I hereby certify you drunk nil
 
nil
Well I did say..
 
6:32 AM
I didn't believe you the first time
 
last time i got drunk i bought a wooden training sword and a pair of horse-riding medieval spurs.
 
nil
... I don't have that problem.
I'm surprisingly good at not spending money while drunk except to rent movies.
 
they'll ship between today and monday lol.
 
rofl
 
pay-per-view should have a drunk lock
 
6:33 AM
indeed
 
drunk / fever / sleepy
i once bough a (10€ 3h)x3 metallica tour special PPV program.
 
nil
I pushed out a serious overhaul of a system at work today.
It's doing 6x the load with only maaaaaybe a third of the power.
 
nice
 
6:53 AM
today i'll start fiddling with meteor js a bit more
 
7:11 AM
@Bhargav no surprise :)
 
:(
 
but it's not too bad if you are a developer. we all a bit nerds
 
yea..
 
gm all
eric bhargav
 
gm
 
7:17 AM
WOAH
chrome can debug phone hybrid apps
 
how? in your device?
 
YEAH
i build it
and chrome can debug it
as long as it's an hybrid app
ionic / cordova / phonegap
meteor
 
so you open the dev console on your device? I don't get it
 
a potato website with responsive UI
you know when you debug a website in chrome?
well, the same but in your device
from your chrome
so i see my phone's screen
on my chrome
 
oh so chrome opens a debug bridge to your phone?
holy shit thats cool
 
7:24 AM
yeah
 
how?
 
yeah @Raghunandan
stetho is nice
 
Thanks, looks really cool, except it's Facebook =p
 
we use it in our apps
 
7:35 AM
yeah similar
just only for web-based apps
 
Got rejected by Apple twice, it's time for that Apple/XCode hate
 
yay
what stupid reasons they gave to you?
"bird flew by window and took my lunch. that doesn't meet apple service stantards".
 
make sure it displays properly at iPhone resolution on iPad
no idea, they want iPad on everything =(
 
"at iPhone resolution on iPad"
 
lol right
 
7:47 AM
just disable Ipad support in xcode Law
then you don't have to upload ipad resolutions :P
 
That's what I did, removed all iPad references in plist, target family set to 1, and device only iPhone, still they checked it on iPad
 
ah just reply to them saying that you don't support ipad, the support team is full of idiots in there
once they kept rejecting my app, because their automated test revealed some crash
 
That easy?
 
yeah
 
they sent me the error logs, i desymbolized it
 
7:53 AM
i once just reauploaded the same IPA
and they said ok
after 3 rejections
 
found out that I couldn't reproduce the crash and said, dude I can't reproduce, how are you getting these crashes again?
and in next 24hours they'd published my app
apologizing to me for the inconvenience
 
Wow! If I only knew
Brb, gonna cry a bit
 
samsung galaxy j7 does not support google contacts app. On the play store it says its not supported. While i had it installed. Works if your viewing contacts. But editing deleting and adding does not work. Strange enough it use to work before the update
 
because samsung sucks
probably if you deinstalled it it wouldn't be able to install anymore
 
yeah. i am wondering if its not supported then why was i allowed to install the app in the first place
 
8:00 AM
Good Morning Everyone~~ :D
 
o/
 
Eric, debugging hybrid apps is cool. Previously debugging WebView's was also possible
 
> When you write an email to a fellow developer stating that he should disable Instant Run to hopefully get rid of a bug he gets and the developer calls you on phone to ask how he can disable Instant Run and you just want to yell at him "SEARCH IN THE SETTINGS YOU DUMBFUCK!" but you keep it cool and just say "open the settings and search for instant run"
> and then you see that he might have trouble finding the build variant settings as well so you tell him where it is and you realize that this fellow developer is not a unique snowflake but the fucking average "skill level" employee in this firm.... Did I tell you that I am looking for another job?
 
Warren, it's time to create rant :)
 
oh warren
i'd hire you but you'd feel weird in this nowhere land
XD
 
8:04 AM
I had even better experience - reviewing the PR we've found some issues and even PR had to be closed as it was not correct. guess what PR author did? he re-opened the PR and merged it by himself :D
 
yay that's called entrepreneurship
 
feels bad man
 
Warren thats going to devRant
 
feel free to do that but share the link
 
8:24 AM
Has anyone here got an easy way to take screenshots within their app?
 
AS take screenshot button
android monitor tab -> top left button
a little camera
 
Only thing is that AS emulator doesn't have BT functionality so I can't show certain screens
which is why I was wondering if there was an easier solution
 
you can plug a device
and it takes screenshots from the device
 
No quicker way to do it?
 
what's quicker than plug -> click -> save?
 
8:27 AM
Just in case there was some automated way to do it
 
8:43 AM
when the CEO writes in his emails that "what is done fast is done good" you know the company is doomed
 
warren used mdm solutions?
 
:(
 
@WarrenFaith I hope that eject button works
 

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