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  1. 24 hours ago

    steppin on my dick - when someone disrespects your manhood. -

    20 retweets 31 likes
  2. Sep 23

    CANADIAN: Let's watch a movie AMERICAN: Have you seen Titanic? CANADIAN: What's that about? AMERICAN: Yes, it was. A huge one that sank

    4,749 retweets 9,165 likes
  3. Sep 23

    nfi - No Fucking Idea -

    14 retweets 27 likes
  4. Sep 22

    Shoplift the Pooty - When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child. Also... -

    13 retweets 17 likes
  5. Sep 20

    This is a tough one

    2,301 retweets 4,539 likes
  6. Sep 21

    english muffin top - A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills... -

    4 retweets 11 likes
  7. Sep 20

    boyfriend bomb - When a female you are interested in casually reveals that she has ... -

    15 retweets 16 likes
  8. 19 Oct 2014

    Just give me a fucking kiss, we're on the Jumbotron bro.

    721 retweets 1,232 likes
  9. Sep 14

    This guy offered to take my wife to Pound Town and she's a sucker for stray dogs. I hope they have fun.

    178 retweets 431 likes
  10. Sep 19

    See you later masturbator - A variation of see you later alligator -

    28 retweets 33 likes
  11. Sep 18

    fappable - Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that... -

    11 retweets 16 likes
  12. Sep 17

    jabber woke - to lecture about social injustice, while doing little to create change. -

    17 retweets 20 likes
  13. Sep 16

    species dysphoria - a feeling that one is in the body of the wrong species -

    3 retweets 5 likes
  14. Sep 14

    So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said "I have a boyfriend" ok lettuce head

    274,050 retweets 565,569 likes
  15. Sep 15

    wikiot - An fool who believes all information found on Wikipedia is accurate and tr... -

    29 retweets 25 likes
  16. Sep 15

    hey man do you have the time "it's fifty seven after" what "it's three 'till" what the fuck are you talking about

    375 retweets 848 likes
  17. Sep 14

    475 retweets 498 likes
  18. Sep 14

    sike - The immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead. -

    5 retweets 9 likes
  19. Sep 13

    ugh can’t believe that iOS 10 disables the headphone jack

    80 retweets 210 likes
  20. Sep 13

    pornament - noun: a pornographic Christmas ornament. -

    5 retweets 4 likes

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