Want to Know How I Got These Emotional Scars?
Okay, so Minnie and Mickey as Harley and the Joker isn’t actually emotionally scarring. But it was the best title I could come up with.
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“SPOOOSSHH.”
In my experience, the stiffening up and grabbing of hoses typically happens before the spooosshhing.
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Would Rather Have Had This Than Midichlorians.
Well there’s a gap in the new Star Wars canon between Maul’s last appearance in Clone Wars and what Obi-Wan was up to until the start of A New Hope, so theoretically the only part of this that can’t still happen is Qui-Gon officiating.
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Oh God, is this really what I’ve been reduced to?
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“You Need Dick Now–More Than Ever!”
You know, there are some days where you find a picture that is so beyond the pale that it seems like anything you could say about it would only detract from its magnificence.
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A Man Dressed as a Banana Dressed as Wolverine.
Just to go the full matryoshka of lunacy, I wish that guy was actually three kids standing on each other’s shoulders.
