Comic Book / The Awesome Slapstick

Slapstick is a Super Hero character created by Len Kaminski and James Fry III, who first appeared in a four-issue limited series (November, 1992-February, 1993) by Marvel Comics. Despite being voted by Marvel readers as the best new character of 1992, Slapstick was left in obscurity until his appearance in Avengers: The Initiative. His first ongoing series was announced as part of 2016's Marvel NOW! relaunch, starting in December 2016.

Steve Harmon, our protagonist, is the classic class clown, devoting his life to pulling pranks, telling tasteless jokes, being generally irritating and dreaming about the prettiest girl in school. One evening, in an attempt to get revenge on a classmate who blew the whistle on one of his pranks^note it involved a medical school cadaver and the school cafeteria, Steve dresses up as a clown and sneaks into a carnival passing through town. As it happens, the carnival was a trap created by the Evil Clowns from Dimension X in a scheme to kidnap people and enslave them for their Overlord. Seeing the clowns drag his friends through a magic mirror portal, Steve follows them through, just as the portal closes...

Steve is rescued by the Scientist Supreme of Dimension X, who explains that the incident caused a freak accident which has turned his body into "electroplasm", an indestructible and infinitely malleable substance. Using his circus mallet and his indestructible body, Steve smashes the Overlord's Mediocritizer, rescues his schoolmates, and destroys the mirror portal. As the dust clears, Steve is found by his friend Mike Peterson, who notes that he obviously just had an origin and thus should start fighting crime. Steve compromises by offering to play cruel tricks on it instead, and dubs himself Slapstick.

Slapstick's primary ability is his highly agile and indestructible body, which gives him the composition of a living cartoon. While he can be burned, shot, smashed, crushed, twisted, and anything else, he recovers almost instantly with no harm. Slapstick's clown gloves have a molecular stabilizer to allow him to change to human form, and a sub-spacial storage pocket to allow him to hold a single item in Hammerspace. Slapstick can also get a temporary boost in size and strength if he is zapped with electricity.

Slapstick (the character) and the limited series provide examples of:

• Adults Are Useless: Invoked in issue #4 by Slapstick after he dispatched the Neutron Bum while the other adult superheroes (including the Fantastic Four and The Avengers) were "sitting on [their] thumbs"... which promptly gets him booted into the next borough by Ben Grimm.
  • Also, Steve's parents are implausibly indifferent to Steve's activities, both in his Secret Identity Change Tricks and his mundane teenage pranks. Not that implausible is a problem in this series.

• Amusing Injuries: Slapstick's electroplasm body is effectively immune to harm, but he can be given momentary pause by attacks in ways that play off of his Toon Physics body.
• Anthropomorphic Food: As a Shout-Out to Calvin and Hobbes
• Another Dimension: Dimension X
• Ash Face: In issue #2, Slapstick is shot in the face by The Overkiller, but suffers no effect except for a blackened face and an annoyed attitude.
• Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever
• Berserk Button: During Civil War, insulting his friends who were members of the New Warriors after their deaths. From 2015 on, reminding him that he has no genitalia also has this effect.
  • In his 2016 series, NEVER threaten his niece or nephew. Making them cry will also net you one hammer to the skull.
• Beware the Silly Ones: While undergoing training at Camp Hammond with other former New Warriors, Steve took offense at an insult the drill instructor laid against his deceased friends ^note for their involvement in the accident that led to the Superhuman Registration Act, so he attacked him when he was alone and savagely beat him into a coma. With his giant mallet.
  • Gets even worse after he joins Deadpool's Mercs for Money, where he gouges a man's eyes out while doing a 3 Stooges style eye poke and attempts to crush his skull in with a sledgehammer. It's heavily implied that the Stamford Incident, money troubles, and his inability to get laid have made Steve VERY jaded.
• Black and Nerdy: Mike.
• Breaking the Fourth Wall: Occasionally in covers, and the final page of issue #4.
  "I need my own series! Write to Tom DeFalco! Write to Mark Gruenwald! Write to your Congressman!"
• Can't Have Sex, Ever: Mentioned by Mike when Steve is thrilled that the school beauty, Barb Halsey, is in love with Slapstick... who lacks the requisite equipment.
• Captain Ersatz: Issue #2 featured The Overkiller, an obvious take on The Punisher. Hilarity Ensues.
  • Also mentioned in passing was "Skulker-Arounder, dark, gritty, realistic avenger of evil."
  • The 2016 series includes a series of antagonists from Dimension X who are all blatantly based on cartoon characters from the 1970s through the 1990s, including Bro-Man (He-Man), the Taurs (Smurf/My Little Pony centaur hybrids), and the War D.O.G.s (cross between G.I. Joe and Road Rovers)
• Changing Clothes Is a Free Action: When Steve turns into Slapstick, his clothes disappear into an interdimensional pocket.
• Cloud Cuckoolander: Steve was apparently always a prankster. When he's turned into Slapstick, he upgrades into a superpowered Screwy Squirrel.

• Darker and Edgier: After his return in Initiative, he starts showing elements of Monster Clown in his personality.
• Death by Origin Story: Parodied by the Scientist Supreme of Dimension X, who conveniently falls dead after telling Steve about his new powers and the Overlord's schemes. After Steve leaves, he springs back up with a grin.
  Scientist Supreme: "We have to <ACK!>"
  Steve: "You mean, we have to act?"
  Scientist Supreme: "No, we have to <ACK!>" (feigns heart attack. Badly.)
• Disproportionate Retribution: The Overkiller swears vengeance on all mutants after a news bulletin about the X-Men interrupts the episode of Wheel of Fortune he was watching.
• Dream Sequence: Steve's frequent daydreams.
• Drop the Hammer: Steve's primary offensive attack. How his hammer stays intact is never explained.

• Eye Pop / Jaw Drop: Done in issue #2 when Slapstick sees Mary Jane Watson-Parker.

• Four-Fingered Hands: Happens to Steve when he's in his Slapstick form, since he was wearing his oversized four-fingered toon gloves when he got his powers.
• Genre Savvy: "You've just had an origin."
• Hammerspace: Slapstick's giant hammer mentioned above can be conjured to his hand at any time.
• Hyperspace Mallet: Slapstick's primary method of attack.
• Incredibly Lame Pun: Lots, such as the villain of issue #4, the Neutron Bum.
• It's Personal: In issue #4, when the Neutron Bum is rampaging through Manhattan, Steve flatly refuses to get involved (he was waiting in line for a concert). He leaps into action only after the Bum attacks the Tower Records building.
• Just Hit Him: During the Neutron Bum's explosive rampage in issue #4, The New Warriors, Daredevil, Ghost Rider, the Fantastic Four, and The Avengers were trying to formulate a proper attack plan. Slapstick simply went to a coffee shop, bought a cup of coffee, gave it to the bum, then knocked him out in mid-sip.
• Mad Scientist / Overlord Jr.: Dr. Denton, Destroyer Of Worlds!
  • It's never shown whether Denton's parents are evil scientists themselves, though they did chastise him for building giant robot monsters indoors again...
  • Quazimodo from the 2016 series. Slapstick himself tries to replicate his dimensional portal technology after he is caught and pardoned by ARMOR.
• Mechanical Monster: Teddy, Oliver Denton's giant rampaging robot bear.
  "Teddy go on mindless rampage!"
• Mind-Control Device: The Mediocritizer of Dimension X, which turns ordinary students into boring, unimaginative drones for the Overlord.
• Monster Clown: The Evil Clowns from Dimension X in issue #1. Slapstick himself arguably becomes one after Avengers: The Initiative.
• Morality Pet: His niece and nephew in the 2016 series. Between this and his attempts to be their cool uncle, a slight amount of prodding from them is enough for him to get off his ass and help people.
• Must Have Caffeine: The Neutron Bum from issue #4, an irradiated homeless man who became angrier (and more explosive) as people continued to ignore his requests for money to buy a cup of coffee.
• Nigh-Invulnerability: Slapstick has been shot with bazookas, burned with fire, zapped with electricity, twisted into a knot, and kicked across New York City with no ill effects. The only thing that can really hurt him is a specific frequency of energy that disrupts the molecular bonds of his electroplasm body, and that only works temporarily.
• No Celebrities Were Harmed: Scientist Supreme looks suspiciously like Groucho.

• Rule of Funny: The main only driving point of the series.
• Rummage Fail: Done with "infinite pockets" in Avengers: The Initiative #10. Rage specifically told him not to fool around, but...
• Shapeshifter Baggage: Slapstick becomes stronger and larger when he gets zapped with electricity, with no explanation for the extra mass. Of course, he's based on Saturday-morning cartoons, which are equally guilty of abusing physics. Plus, he has the power to store mass in another dimension, so it's not implausible for him to take some into himself.
• Shapeshifter Mode Lock: Happens to Slapstick as of Avengers: The Initiative.
• Show Within a Show: Steve and Mike's own, heavily modified Slapstick comic "A real comic book hero has to have majesty!" as well as Steve's dream which plays like an old monster movie.

• Take That!: A major source of comedy, especially at Comic Book super heroes. Such as when Steve and Mike were pondering super-names...
  Mike: "How about 'Captain Clown'?"
  Steve: "Dumb."
  Mike: "'The Joker'?"
  Steve: "Taken."
  Mike: "'The Jester'?"
  Steve: "Dumb and taken."

• Toon Physics: Slapstick is able to freely abuse Toon Physics, making him a Nigh Invulnerable minor Reality Warper, and can bounce back from any and all injuries almost instantly. He's also performed otherwise impossible feats, such as swallowing a box of bullets and rapidly firing them by spitting them out like a machine gun.
• Trigger Happy: The Overkiller.
• We Need a Distraction: Done in issue #4 with a cup of coffee.
• Willing Suspension of Disbelief: The Overlord's castle in Dimension X stayed upright with this; when Steve's schoolmates awoke from their Mediocritizer-induced stupor, it promptly collapsed.
• Wolverine Publicity: Parodied in issue #2, which features Spider-Man as a Special Guest. Noteworthy because Spidey was all but useless in the issue, with many jokes made at his expense.
  • They also played this trope on the cover of issue 4 with Slapstick promoting the fact Ghost Rider was in the issue. As it turns out, Ghostie was only one of many heroes who popped up that issue.
• You Need to Get Laid: Heavily implied to be the reason for his more violent personality in Deadpool's 2015 series.

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