I never trust someone who's more excited about success than about doing the thing they want to be successful at. --xkcd

19 year-old Software/Firmware developer by day, code-golfer by night. Avid music consumer and creator. Hobbyist rock-climber. Obsessive vim-user.

I'm an active user on vi.se, my favorite beta site, and one of the top challenge writers on PPCG, my favorite non-beta site. If you found an old challenge that you like, go ahead and answer it! If you manage to beat the current accepted answer, you will be rewarded with a big fat juicy +25 rep.

Some interesting things I did:

• I wrote the worlds first vim-quine.

• I wrote V, which is a language designed to make vim a little bit better at code-golfing.

• I wrote brain-flak, which is a language supposed to be maddeningly hard to program in.

• The answer I'm most proud of: Draw a Ladder and Slide.

If you ever need me for something, feel free to ping me in The Nineteenth Byte, or email me at DJMcMayhem[at]gmail[dot]com.

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