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@mametown

I host a show called You Deserve A Drink. I may or may not have a drinking problem, but I definitely have a hangover. SNAPCHAT: realmametown

ಆಗಸ್ಟ್ 2009 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

@mametown ತಡೆಹಿಡಿಯಲಾಗಿದೆ

ನೀವು ಖಚಿತವಾಗಿಯೂ ಈ ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡಲು ಬಯಸುವಿರಾ? ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡುವುದು @mametown ಅವರನ್ನು ತಡೆತೆರವುಗೊಳಿಸುವುದಿಲ್ಲ.

  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್

    Quick shout out to GRAPES, who I think don't get enough credit in the fruit world. You're portable. You make wine. You deserve more respect.

  2. 'Da fuck? My generation is not immature, Mom. Now, why don't you quit stressing me out and hand me my gummy Xanax?' - someone probably.

  3. hope that somewhere out there, a geography substitute rips a globe off its hinges and spins it on one finger to captivate his rowdy class.

  4. Gordon Ramsay and Julia Child face off in the the culinary rap battle of the century.

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  5. Until Auntie Anne's pretzels debuts a perfume line, I will be scent free thank you very much.

  6. See, here's the problem. I like the way you work it, but I do, in fact, have diggity and doubt.

  7. Wondering if throwing on my Budweiser one piece and blaring Springsteen will let me skip the customs line or if that was a one time thing.

  8. NAY: Baby on my flight has been screaming for 6+ hours. YAY: Found that it blends w/, even enhances, the sweet sweet sounds of Mystikal.

  9. feels good to take my bra off

  10. YES! Go forth. Eat meals which, in turn, help other eat meals. Get on it!!

  11. I'm a pretty chill tourist. And by "chill" I mean that I will scream how cute your dog is in my native tongue and then creepily snapchat it.

  12. Friendship is easy. It's based on loyalty, trust, and whether or not you laugh when I walk buy w/ one of those invisible dog leashes.

  13. So, started playing a song & asked if I knew it. 8 beats in... Me: Is this, let me smell your dick? Her: Yep. Friendship.

  14. Didn't realize putting a bottle of wine w/ a silly straw in it to come up through the massage table face hole was so offensive. Pardon me!

  15. Day four of a cruise got me like...

  16. Yes, I am spending the day in Pisa. Yes, will be singing 'Lean Back' by Terror Squad to the tower. No, I will not apologize.

  17. Other gems like these on my snapchat (RealMametown). Get over there, weasels.

  18. I never leave my hotel room without checking for the following: 1) wallet 2) keys 3) making sure my tits look great!!!

  19. Slapped on 2 motion sickness patches, a homeopathic nausea bracelet, threw back 1/2 a bottle of red & I'm ready to party.

  20. Cheap date idea: My stomach is sounding exactly like whale noises. Put your head on my belly & pretend you're scuba diving. Romance ensues.

  21. If things feel a little off, it's b/c I just rolled my eyes so hard that Earth rotated backwards for 2 seconds a la Superman 1 or whatevs.

  22. Do commercial airplanes have horns? It would make the taxxiing process a lot more adorable. Perhaps personalized ones based on the pilot?

  23. The band Train is the portobello burger of music. I don't know anyone that particularly likes them but, somehow, they're always around.

  24. *feels unattractive today *googles goblin shark *starts strutting like Beyoncé.

  25. Its this day every year that I regret not having a Danzig soundboard to liven up my Mother's Day voicemail.

  26. GUYZ. I know I never talk about my personal life but I decided to finally go public.

  27. For anyone who's been looking for an excuse to end our friendship, I just bought a leopard print bodysuit. You're free to go w/ my blessing.

  28. Addendum to previous tweet: Watching a stewardess text someone named Princess "We should fuck them with zero feelings 😘" is my happy place.

  29. Sitting at the bar of an airport Buffalo Wild Wings watching a man mouth along to Christina Aguilera's 'Beautiful' is my new happy place

  30. Casual hotel room fiesta for two. Just me + I GOTTA DO ME.

  31. Pretending to read a funny tweet to cover up for straight LOL'ing when the girl @ the table beside me said she meditates for an hour a day.

  32. If you ever see me wearing bright red lipstick, don't be fooled. It is simply a way to distract from the fact that I am VERY unshowered.

  33. Hold on to your tits, a new YDAD is up! Now let go of your tits & click this link to watch.

  34. I can't believe I'm saying this. There's a new MAMETOWN video. GET ON IT!

  35. Picture a waiting room where family anxiously waits to hear if the baby was born OK. That is me waiting for my internet to be hooked up.

  36. This lil fucker is a newborn & looks 900 years old. Nice to see someone in Hollywood brave enough to age naturally.

  37. Don't normally side w/ cats, but Garfield is right about Mondays. And I like his thoughts on lasagna. What I'm saying is .

  38. Seeking investors for an AC/DC themed wine bar named 'Whole Lotta Rosé.' Serious inquiries only. No bits.

  39. So just coined the term 'BEDiting' Now I'm bedxting about it

  40. Somewhere out there, a person filed taxes solely based on the money their Internet famous pet hedgehog made them. Life is madness!

  41. Tweeting this to remind you to download And because I'm starving & this is feels like porn. I NEED MORE.

  42. I might die in this Uber but the driver is playing Monica so.... I'm okay going out like that.

  43. Remember when I shot w/ ? Well the series has started on go90! 🤘🏻 go get caught up, ya fools.

  44. I like to think of myself as a Carosi in the streets and a Kapowski in the sheets.

  45. Just spent a full 10 minutes wondering if the band Canned Heat hates Jamiroqua for naming their song 'Canned Heat'. So there's that....

  46. If I ever act like I think I'm too smart for something, hand me a fitted sheet & ask me to put it on a bed. Immediate idiot. Every time.

  47. Beanz is positively thrilled to be reunited.

  48. If doing the entire Cupid's Shuffle in your airplane seat while the couple beside you rolls their eyes is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

  49. Tonight I see the in Amsterdam on 4/20. I wish I could go back and tell my 16 year old self to watch her comically pass out.

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