TIL that the loudest volume ever recorded at a CFB stadium was at UW's Husky Stadium, at 133.6 decibels by MeLlamoBenjamin in CFB

[–]EZ_does_it 60 points61 points  (0 children)

2009 Huskies upset over us. The crowd was so rowdy you could barely see the USC drive because the cameras were shaking so much.

What's the most harm you've done yourself using only your own body? by TheJoePilato in AskReddit

[–]EZ_does_it 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doctors fucked up my wife's operation. I got so upset, but had to restrain myself because I was in a hospital waiting room so instead I threw up (there was blood) and passed out. I came through in a hospital bed... they were kind enough to put me next to my wife. I didn't realize how much damage to can cause from holding back your rage.

Little Girl Meets The Queen For The First Time by dpotter05 in FeelsLikeTheFirstTime

[–]EZ_does_it 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Did.... did the guard smack that kid upside its head?

TIL the main difference between a horse and a pony is not height but bone structure, muscles, and body portion. Also ponies tend to be stronger, more tolerant to cold, better endurance, and make good work horses... not just pets for little girls (as I thought). by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]EZ_does_it 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I deleted my post and resubmitted it with the correction. It was this sentence that gave me the wrong impression.

There are horses less than 14.2 hands tall, and there are ponies that are taller than 14.2 hands.

Trump demands Obama promise not to pardon Clinton by lecturermoriarty in politics

[–]EZ_does_it 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It (his statement) sounds good. Shows he's proactive. Implying there is a conspiracy brewing. Lighting fires where there was no fires to be put out. Some people will see through this, but there will be some that don't.

TIL the main difference between a horse and a pony is not height but bone structure, muscles, and body portion. Also ponies tend to be stronger, more tolerant to cold, better endurance, and make good work horses... not just pets for little girls (as I thought). by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]EZ_does_it 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay confession. The only reason why I learned this is because someone posted something about horses but I want to comment with this scene from Seinfeld. So I looked up "Is a pony a horse"?

Whelp. At least this was truly a "Today I learned"

Donald Trump Appeared In A 2000 Playboy Softcore Porn by wrtChase in politics

[–]EZ_does_it 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Cinema Cornucopia

I feel like they missed out on a good play on words here.

This kid by blacky80 in gifs

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♫ He-She lived his-her life like a candlestick in the wind. ♫

Two divers from Florida make it their mission to remove fish hooks from shark's mouths every time they go on a dive. by EZ_does_it in gifs

[–]EZ_does_it[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

SOME INFO - "Cameron Nimmo, 26, and Mickey Smith, 25, often dive near Jupiter, Florida. They say three-quarters of sharks they find have fishing hooks in them. So they turn silky sharks upside down by tail, temporarily paralyzing them and remove their hooks and set them on their way.

Fishermen often target silky sharks, which are numerous off the southeastern U.S. coast and in the Gulf of Mexico. But they can also be caught accidentally by people trying to catch other species such as tuna. Mr Nimmo said: 'It happens when people who are fishing. They catch them and cut the line so they don't have to bring it on the boat, or the shark breaks the line.

'Taking a hook out feels great, knowing you have helped one of these magnificent creatures makes it all worth it.' 'I love popping the hooks out,' said Mr Nimmo. 'There is some danger there but the last thing I'm thinking about it getting bitten - I just want to get the hook out. 'We love sharks so much and want to be around them as much as possible. We are trying to changes people's perspective on sharks through the videos that Mickey films. 'We want to help protect our oceans and marine life.'"

Fuck you I am a giraffe by sloth79 in funny

[–]EZ_does_it 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So... how does one subscribe to giraffe facts?

Excellent trigger discipline by FishermansDick in gifs

[–]EZ_does_it 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The rocks will remember what she did and will hate America for all of their existence.

A moment of tension as we introduce our third to our first by tyquig in cats

[–]EZ_does_it 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh! Were getting a new cat soon and not looking forward to the "slow intro" phase.

What are the worst decisions America has ever made? by throwawatc123 in AskReddit

[–]EZ_does_it 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In 1999 a team of Lockheed Martin engineers used the English system of measurement, while the rest of the team used the metric system for a Mars orbiter.

The use of two different measurement systems prevented the spacecraft's navigation coordinates from being transferred from a spacecraft team in Denver to a lab in California. The orbiter was then lost in space, and NASA was out $125 million.

Why do nations outside the US have such bad film industries? by evilcream in AskReddit

[–]EZ_does_it 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They worked for an Israeli, an Israeli, (multi national conglomerates from) US/UK/Canada, France, The UK.

EDIT: However I did mention the US film industry in my first comment

Why do nations outside the US have such bad film industries? by evilcream in AskReddit

[–]EZ_does_it 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best movie directors in the past 6 years are from... Mexico, Mexico, Mexico, Taiwan, France, UK.

Looks like the US film industry is outsourcing its jobs to make its products.

[Serious] What's a job that is thought to be easy, but actually requires a lot of skill? by cdftbt in AskReddit

[–]EZ_does_it 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blocking for a quarterback in American football. It's not just being fat. There is a lot of skill, technique, and discipline to play offensive line and be good enough to earn a paycheck. Yet I hear "I can block better than that... my grandma can block better than that" all the time.

What In The Hell(ton) Was That?!: #USC Vs #ASU Preview by sportsbyscondi in USC

[–]EZ_does_it 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This has been one of the bright spots of my miserable week.

Well, if you insist... by LookANinjaPanda in funny

[–]EZ_does_it 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't figure out what the original word was and thus I suck at scrabble.

Baby and Cat have a bonding session by tweedflatcap in aww

[–]EZ_does_it 327 points328 points  (0 children)

Had to google it.

Mother cats lick and nibble at their kittens in grooming, and it may be that your cat is trying to show you the same love his mom showed him.

Well that makes this 10X more adorable.

Martin Scorsese's list of 39 essential foreign films by soldierofcinema in movies

[–]EZ_does_it -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

Then go to the theaters and watch the Magnificent Seven... then throw up.

EDIT: You can downvote, but I'm curious. Are you downvoting because: 1) I mentioned Magnificent Seven in a Seven Samurai thread and that requires an automatic downvote no matter what the context is? 2) You love the new Mag 7 and downvoting because I poked fun at it? 3) It was just a bad joke or a joke you didn't get? Again I'm fine... downvote away.

Martin Scorsese's list of 39 essential foreign films by soldierofcinema in movies

[–]EZ_does_it 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When when someone makes a movie about your movie... that's dope!

Does anyone else wake up or come home to a living room like this? He has to play with ALL the toys! by Squirrel1986 in cats

[–]EZ_does_it 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope! All my cat's toys are in a corner. He decided that toilet paper rolls and whatever he can grab from the trash are more suitable toys.

Hunger Games by iam4real in youdontsurf

[–]EZ_does_it 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Our city has a little Ethiopia with a lot of Ethiopian restaurants. I was hesitant to try because of all those Sally Strutters commercials I saw when I was a kid. Finally a friend dragged me over there and the food was amazing.

sometimes when I can't sleep I wander around and take pictures of street cats at night. by ars-one in cats

[–]EZ_does_it 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I always wonder how to shoot at night without everything look so blurry. So it's the ISO.

sometimes when I can't sleep I wander around and take pictures of street cats at night. by ars-one in cats

[–]EZ_does_it 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Question. HOw do you get really nice night photos? You using flash? WOn't that scare the kitties? How do you not get the glowing eyes thingy?

Hey reddit, what is your so called "lame claim to fame"? by Ekaj113 in AskReddit

[–]EZ_does_it 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the small county I used to live in people knew me as patient zero of the chicken pox epidemic of 1988.

My only request for my open heart surgery was a picture of my own heart. My doctors did even better and took a video! by mak224 in gifs

[–]EZ_does_it 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That moment when you saw and EMT doing compressions on your mom while saying "Another bites the dust... another one bites the dust... and another one gone... and another one gone... another one bites the dust."

That is a sturdy fence by PoutineEh95 in funny

[–]EZ_does_it 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What? A wooden fence can't hold back tons of flood water?

TIL The song Macarena is about a woman who has a threesome with two men while her boyfriend was out of town. So the dance simulates sex with two men. by hec2014 in todayilearned

[–]EZ_does_it 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Macarena has a boyfriened who's called... who's called the last name Vitorino, and while he was taking his oath as a conscript she was giving it to two friends ...Aaay! (repeat once)

What are your favorite films directed by women? by Pedro645 in movies

[–]EZ_does_it 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I really liked the Penny Marshal films. Nothing visually or intellectually complicated, just good simple stories, with great characters, and good actors.

  • Big

    • A league of their own
    • Awakening

Going on in my town right now by -Lo_Mein_Kampf- in pics

[–]EZ_does_it 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If its been bleeding since he was a baby he should really have it checked.

I don't give a shit how good the view is...just NOPE! by SmileyFace-_- in pics

[–]EZ_does_it 33 points34 points  (0 children)

...By some miracle the sole of your left foot finds a microscopic crevice that slows the momentum. You begin to make plans to climb back up until you notice your own puddle of slippery piss is slowly making its way to where shoe and crevice meets...

Tebow homers on first pitch as a professional baseball player - ESPN Video by J0nnyGreenGiant in sports

[–]EZ_does_it 10 points11 points  (0 children)

SERIOUS - If the Mets win the Wild Card. Is it technically possible for Tebow to be called up? Not saying he should. Just curious about the rules and if I should start an online petition.

A pub in Ireland had a problem with graffiti on the toilet doors, this was their solution. by Ralome in pics

[–]EZ_does_it 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well in the post script they say wash after use. I'm sure everyone will follow this guideline.

Tim Tebow hits a home run on the first pitch of his first professional at bat by [deleted] in sports

[–]EZ_does_it 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL Mets colors and Gator colors are pretty much the same.

What is a once-in-a-lifetime fuck up that you somehow did a second time? by DoofisRuck in AskReddit

[–]EZ_does_it 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG! True story. I survived a downsize once and my new boss, that replaced my downsized boss gave me that book to read.

This is what the two party system feels like right now by payto360 in funny

[–]EZ_does_it -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow. His gestures are so animated yet calculated that it's almost a perfect loop.

What is a once-in-a-lifetime fuck up that you somehow did a second time? by DoofisRuck in AskReddit

[–]EZ_does_it 360 points361 points  (0 children)

Not a fuck up but I got downsized on three separate occasions. By the third time, everyone was crying and depress all around me, and I was like "hey we get to catch the game during happy hour, wings and beer on me!"

Drive home through the storm by Is_It_Beef in gifs

[–]EZ_does_it 44 points45 points  (0 children)

NOw that I think of it. There is a possibility that no one's moving because they're ALL filming this.

What show does Reddit hate that you love? by threekingmodest101 in television

[–]EZ_does_it 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'm a little older than most here so I have room in my heart for traditional multi-camera sitcom that appeal to a mass audience. So: Big Bang Theory and Two Broke Girls are my top ones.