Blupman

@blippoblappo

incorrigible porridge

Joined January 2014

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    When you reach success & realize your life is built on a slowly melting foundation

  2. it's gonna be a hell of a night

  3. hahahahahahaha sure it is

  4. we’re fighting a war and somehow it’s okay that the military won’t tell us how many troops are in it lol

  5. nate silver really ate crow for this one

  6. news coverage of the presidential race becomes so much better with just one little word swap

  7. DJ Khaled: The Man, The Myth, The Legend

  8. Looking To Sweep Mrs. Smith’s 9th Grade English Primary, Trump Vows To “Make Gatsby Great Again,” Says He’d Have “Totally Killed Moby Dick”

  9. CORRECTION: This article incorrectly stated that truth existed and was accessible to human consciousness by means of language.

  10. there’s some requirement at GQ for all their writers to be dicks

  11. large son twitter

  12. [PERSON FROM TEN YEARS AGO ARRIVES VIA TIMETRAVEL] what is a Twitter and why are the large men proud

  13. shame on these destitute voters who cannot understand the ideological categories we Explainers use to sort them

  14. Journalists shouldn’t care about “bothsideism” in their presidential coverage- they should be worried about normalizing Trump’s behavior

  15. the sun has long since set, it's actually mother's night now, a bacchanalia of screams and blood

  16. What is this golden warm substance falling on my head and shoulders and causing me to squint???

  17. “i messed up, but so did my former employer” what a baby

  18. you can call it “data journalism” or “empirical journalism” - if it’s just dressed up punditry, take a hike man

  19. Darren Rovell is going around the Kentucky Derby infield asking drunk people to connect on LinkedIn

  20. THE GOOD: 2016 has most diverse electorate ever THE BAD: hispanic/asian voter turnout is very, very depressed

  21. CLINTON: I call him "Double Donny" because you never know which position he's gonna take! TRUMP: Hillary carried out the Black Dahlia murder

  22. no, I didn't, actually.

  23. The violent misogyny of "feminists" describing what they think sex work is

  24. "They're sexual objects. What does that mean for how professional women are seen?" - "feminist abolitionist" priorities in two sentences

  25. man the primary really messed with Jeb's head

  26. @rainydog666 CLEAN UP YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG LADY!

  27. god please save us from ourselves

  28. hey “weird twitter” folks….. Stop Trolling!!!!! Time To Grow The HECK UP

  29. BuzzFeed: “We’ll Do Anything For A Click”

  30. Great Britain’s elections apparently involve both Star Wars characters and verbs that cannot be real

  31. DAD: what do you want to grow up to be SON: the Member of Parliament for Tooting DAD: i am so proud of you

  32. hahahahahha noooo hahahaha THIS IS REAL

  33. All White Houses spin. They’re just not usually so open about it:

  34. absolutely remarkable graphic regarding sex work arrests & racial discrimination

  35. thing about Obama is, you know this quote is true

  36. this clip is an amazing encapsulation of elite media cluelessness

  37. 61 of you are masochists

  38. if you think the upcoming Trumpstorm of sexist, awful, batshit negative ads isn’t going to hurt Clinton, youre nuts

  39. Ryan thinks being anti-Muslim and white supremacy are bad, but the REAL Trump Heresy for him is opposing free trade

  40. im gonna develop a close and lasting friendship with all your ex girlfriends

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