alison boden

@AlisonBeezy

Lead User Interface Sorceress @ CNE

oakland
ಜನವರಿ 2010 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

@AlisonBeezy ತಡೆಹಿಡಿಯಲಾಗಿದೆ

ನೀವು ಖಚಿತವಾಗಿಯೂ ಈ ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡಲು ಬಯಸುವಿರಾ? ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡುವುದು @AlisonBeezy ಅವರನ್ನು ತಡೆತೆರವುಗೊಳಿಸುವುದಿಲ್ಲ.

  1. Illness: kill it with whiskey

  2. Today is the day where you deploy all those experimental fixes, and not deal with the damage until next year.

  3. Name your dogs after liquor & your kids after videogames.

  4. Morals & values don't have to come from a fear of eternal damnation. They can just come from bravery & love, silly pants

  5. oh man, i made so many professional feminism bucks from my victimhood today

  6. I consider every day I'm not shambling down streets spitting black blood onto passing cars' windshields a raging success. One day at a time.

  7. Today's personal hell: Blue Angels while my unit tests fail DIFFERENTLY over and over again.

  8. Somehow, our musical runaway dancing cat alarm clock did not win all the hackathons. Or even the one we built it for.

  9. Programming would be a little bit more fun if whenever you broke a production build, gold rings would fly out of your machine like in Sonic.

  10. TIL identifiers in all-lowercase-delimited-by-dashes is called kebab-case

  11. Just saw a guy driving a Tesla while wearing Google Glass and blaring Daft Punk. Now THAT’S how you overcompensate.

  12. This BART car smells like raw shrimp.

  13. OH: He startles easily. Remember that rubber snake?...

  14. Scarleteen (Teen Sex Education) desperately needs your help! I just became a monthly sustainer. You can donate here:

  15. OH in sprint planning: "C'mon man, there are rules. This is not 'nam."

  16. From the Ad, it’s clear that all VW German engineers who get wings when a Volkswagen hits 100,000 miles are Men.

  17. Rooting for a good game with as little neurological damage as possible.

  18. A pizza in the streets & another pizza in the sheets

  19. "Exploiting herself?" You mean, using HERSELF to HER own advantage for HER own gain? HOLY SHIT CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN

  20. I speak a couple of languages (very poorly) and my brain seems to think they're interchangeable. This morning's "mashup": buenoじゃない

  21. "Engage your core, babe." - me being helpful while my boyfriend grappled with an Ikea cart.

  22. Don't forget that when you are sick to remind everyone how sick you are. I mean it's not like we can't tell from your extra ugly appearance.

  23. New addition to the list of things my dog will not tolerate: stand-up paddle boarders.

  24. ಗೆ ಪ್ರತ್ಯುತ್ತರವಾಗಿ

    RT : TIL the movie Inception was based on node.js callbacks

  25. happening at mission & 16th street right now: (guy on bicycle with bullhorn yelling at MTA workers writing tickets)

  26. New DMV record: in and out in 7 minutes. They're crazy efficient at the Oakland Coliseum office.

  27. Facebook Update: Everyone is a child. Even the children are having children. You see that adult? Nope. Child in disguise. We're gonna die.

  28. Upside to 6am flight cancellation/rebook to 1pm: getting a mulligan on my terrible (drunk) packing choices.

  29. No, Barbara, I cannot fucking believe CVS has their Christmas stuff out already. This is so fucked up. I have half a mind to call the cops.

  30. Old guy starting awkward uninvited conversations on BART about clipless pedals: stop it! He put his earbuds back in so you'd leave him alone

  31. Is it weird that my reaction to a 2-page resume is "Who do they think they are??"

  32. Lenny Dykstra is the Gary Busey of baseball.

  33. There's a dead opossum in my closet :(

  34. Anyone know any female devs in Pittsburgh who'd be interested in mentoring a woman interested in becoming a developer?

  35. I'm not the kind of woman who wishes her body were different but that being said I would definitely trade mine for one that's not hung over

  36. Hoping the BART workers get what they need so the strike can end soon. I will miss working at though!

  37. think airbnb meets costco, but for dogs. going to be huge.

  38. Bad experience (ie: your crying baby or bike on pub transit) creates empathy for others. Next step: just give ppl the benefit of the doubt.

  39. MAY 22 is Harvey Milk Day - "If a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet shatter every closet door." -- Harvey Milk (1930 – 1978)

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