
He's gonna take you back to the past,
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
James Rolfe is the Angry Video Game NerdTo play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
Episodes
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2004
2006
- The Karate Kid (NES, The Karate Kid)
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit (NES)
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
- Back To The Future (and Back To The Future Part II & III) (NES)
- Toilet Video (Video made for ScrewAttack's Toilet Tuesday series parodying the Nintendo 64 Kid)
- McKids (NES)
- Wally Bear And The No Gang (NES)
- DuckTales (NES, DuckTales) [Technically a Video Game Vault review and not an actual AVGN episode, though he's in character as The Nerd.]
- Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu (NES)
- Top Gun (and Top Gun The Second Mission) (NES, Top Gun)
- Double Dragon III: The Sacred Stones (NES)
- Friday the 13th (NES, Friday the 13th)
- A Nightmare on Elm Street (NES, A Nightmare on Elm Street)
- The Power Glove
- Chronologically Confused About Bad Movie and Video Game Sequel Titles
- Rocky (Master System; the first non-NES review)
- Bible Games
- Bible Adventures (NES)
- Bible Buffet (NES)
- Super Noah's Ark 3D (SNES)
- Spiritual Warfare (NES)
- King of Kings: The Early Years (NES)
2007
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (Movie Review)
- Atari 5200
- Ghostbusters (NES)
- Ghostbusters Follow-Up (NES again, Atari 2600, and Master System)
- Ghostbusters Conclusion
- Ghostbusters II (NES)
- Ghostbusters (1990) (Genesis)
- Spider-Man
- Spider-Man (Atari 2600)
- Spider-Man: Return of the Sinister Six (NES)
- The Amazing Spider-Man (NES)
- Spider-Man 2 (GBA)
- Sega CD
- Sega 32x
- Silver Surfer (NES)
- Die Hard (NES)
- Independence Day (PS1)
- The Simpsons
- Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout (NES)
- Atari Porn(o) (Atari 2600)
- Custer's Revenge
- Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em
- Bachelorette Party
- Bachelor Party
- Gigolo
- Philly Flasher
- Cathouse Blues
- Knight on the Town
- Jungle Fever
- Nintendo Power
- Fester's Quest (NES)
- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Atari 2600)
- Halloween (Atari 2600)
- Dragon's Lair (NES)
- A Christmas Carol Part 1
- Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (NES)
- A Christmas Carol Part 2
- Shaq Fu (SNES)
- Far Cry Vengeance (Wii)
- Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz (Wii)
- Boogie (Wii)
2008
- Chronologically Confused about The Legend of Zelda Timeline
- Rambo (NES)
- Virtual Boy
- The Wizard of Oz (SNES)
- Double Vision
- Part 1 - Intellivision
- Part 2 - Colecovision
- The Wizard and Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES)
- NES Accessories
- Indiana Jones Trilogy (NES, SNES)
- Star Trek (Vectrex, Atari 2600, NES)
- Superman (Atari 2600, NES)
- Superman 64 (And Superman: Man of Steel on Commodore 64)
- Batman (two parts)
- Deadly Towers (NES)
- Battletoads (NES)
- Dick Tracy (NES)
- Dracula
- Frankenstein
- CDi
- Part 1: Hotel Mario
- Part 2: Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
- Part 3: Link: The Faces of Evil and Zelda's Adventure
- Bible Games 2
- Exodus: Journey to the Promised Land (NES)
- Noah's Ark (NES)
- Joshua (NES)
- Menace Beach (NES) note
- Sunday Funday (NES)
- Moses the Exodus (CD-i)
- David and Goliath (CD-i)
- The Story of Samson (CD-i)
2009
- Michael Jackson's Moonwalker (Genesis)
- Milon's Secret Castle (NES)
- Atari Jaguar (and the Jaguar CD)
- Metal Gear (NES)
- The Odyssey
- X-Men (NES, Genesis)
- The Terminator (NES)
- Terminator 2 (NES, SNES)
- Transformers (including Transformers: Convoy no Nazo)
- Mario Is Missing!! (and Mario's Time Machine) (NES, SNES)
- Plumbers Don't Wear Ties (3DO)
- Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle (NES, GB, GBA)
- Super Pitfall (NES)
- Godzilla (NES, SNES)
- Wayne's World (NES, SNES)
- Castlevania
- Part 1: Castlevania (NES)
- Part 2: Castlevania II: Simon's Quest and Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse (NES)
- Part 3: Super Castlevania IV, Castlevania: Dracula X, and Castlevania 64 (SNES, N64)
- Part 4: Castlevania: Bloodlines and Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Genesis, PS1)
- Little Red Hood (NES)
- Winter Games (NES)
2010
- Street Fighter 2010 (NES)
- Hydlide (NES)
- Ninja Gaiden (NES)
- Swordquest (Atari 2600)
- Pong Consoles (including the Fairchild Channel F and RCA Studio II)
- Action 52 (NES)
- Cheetahmen (NES) and Action 52 (Genesis)
- Game Glitches
- Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (NES)
- Nintendo Days Re-Revisited + Back to the Future Trilogy (includes re-reviews of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Top Gun, and Who Framed Roger Rabbit) (NES)
- Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde re-review (NES)
- Lester the Unlikely (SNES)
- Holiday Memories
- Christmas Special 2010 (How The Nerd Stole Christmas)
2011
- Day Dreamin' Davey (NES)
- Star Wars
- Star Wars: The Arcade Game (Atari 2600)
- Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (Atari 2600)
- Return of the Jedi: Death Star Battle (Atari 2600)
- Star Wars: Jedi Arena (Atari 2600)
- Star Wars (Famicom)
- Star Wars (NES)
- Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (NES)
- Super Star Wars (SNES)
- Super Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (SNES)
- Super Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (SNES)
- Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire
- R.O.B the Robot (along with Gyromite and Stack-Up, the only two games it could operated with)
- Spielberg Games (includes reviews of Jaws (NES), Hook (NES), and some Jurassic Park games (NES, SNES, Genesis, Sega CD, 3D0))
- The Making of The Angry Video Game Nerd (includes a review of the video game adaptation of Barbie (NES))
- Ninja Baseball Bat Man (Arcade)
- Kid Kool (NES)
- Nintendo World Championships (NES)
- Dark Castle (Genesis, CD-i)
- Contra Memories
- Bible Games 3
- King James Bible (Game Boy)
- Adam & Eve (Part of Caltron 6, NES)
- Spiritual Warfare on (Genesis)
- Exodus: Journey to the Promised Land (Genesis)
- Joshua on (Genesis)
- Bible Adventures (Genesis)
- Flight to Egypt (Genesis)
2012
- Sonic the Hedgehog Memories
- Double Dragon Memories
- Mortal Kombat Memories
- Schwarzenegger Games
- Total Recall (1990) (NES)
- Last Action Hero (NES)
- Conan (NES)
- Predator (NES)
- Nerd Memories: Killer Instinct
- Ghosts 'n Goblins (NES)
- Atari Sports (Atari 2600)
2013
- Ikari Warriors (NES)
- Toxic Crusaders (NES, Game Boy)
- Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (NES)
- Tiger Electronic Games (including reviews of the Game.com and R-Zone)
- Alien³ (NES)
- AVGN Games!
- Wish List: A Christmas special in several parts where he reviews some of the games that were requested from him.
- Part 1: Skate or Die, Bad Dudes, Karate Champ, Sonic Blast, Sonic Labyrinth, Sonic R, Sonic Shuffle, Shadow the Hedgehog, Where's Waldo? (NES, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Dreamcast, Nintendo Gamecube)
- Part 2: A Boy and His Blob, The Three Stooges, Home Improvement, Pit-Fighter, Bubsy 3D, Maximum Carnage (NES, SNES, PS1)
2014
- Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (PC)
- Desert Bus and Castlevania II: Simon's Quest Redacted note (Sega CD, NES)
- The Adventures of Bayou Billy (NES) and The Punisher (NES)note
- Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movienote
- Beetlejuice (NES)
- The 12 Days of Shitsmas
- Day 1: Tagin' Dragon (NES)
- Day 2: Alf (Sega Master System)
- Day 3: CrazyBus (Sega Genesis)
- Day 4: Ren and Stimpy: Fire Dogs (SNES)
- Day 5: The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends (NES)
- Day 6: Mary-Kate and Ashley: Get a Clue (Game Boy Color)note
- Day 7: V.I.P. with Pamela Anderson (PS1)
- Day 8: Lethal Weapon (NES)
- Day 9: Porky's (Atari 2600)
- Day 10: Mattel Hyperscan
- Day 11: Universal Studios Theme Parks Adventure (Nintendo Gamecube)
- Day 12: LJN Video Art System
2015
- Hong Kong '97 (Super Famicom)
- Darkwing Duck (Turbografx 16)
- Seaman (Sega Dreamcast)
- The Crow: City of Angels (Sega Saturn)
- Bad Game Cover Art
- #1: Pro Wrestling (Sega Master System)
- #2: Mega Man 1 (NES)
- #3: Shatterhand (NES)
- #4: Action Fighter (Sega Master System)
- #5: Shingen the Ruler (NES)
- #6: Phalanx (SNES)
- #7: Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys (PS2)
- #8: Action in New York (NES)
- #9: Rallo Gump (DOS)
- #10: Ghost Lion (NES)
- #11: Eliminator Boat Duel (NES)
- #12: Street Hockey '95 (SNES)
- #13: Irritating Stick (PS1)
- #14: Crackout (NES)
- #15: Cock'in (Commodore 64)
- #16: Treasure Master (NES)
- #17: Karnaaj Rally (GBA)
- #18: Hell Fighter (NES)
- #19: Scrapyard Dog (Atari 7800)
- #20: Rollerblade Racer (NES)
- #21: Killer Kong (ZX Spectrum)
- #22: Hammerin' Harry (NES)
- #23: Super Duper Sumos (GBA)
- #24: The Ultimate Stuntman (NES)
- #25: X-Man (Atari 2600)
- Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero (N64) note
2016
- Mega Man games (DOS, PS1, PS2)
- Paperboy (NES)
- Beavis And Butthead (Sega Genesis, SNES)
- The Berenstein- er, Berenstain Bears (Game Boy Color, Atari 2600, Sega Genesis)
- Sega Genesis Accessories (Activator / Interactor / Menacer)