Find Your Dark Side

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GruGru
Walter WhiteWalter White

If one of my partners in crime needs help...

I'll drop everything to save the dayI'll do my best to chip inI'll help if it's not too inconvenienttoo bad! I've got problems of my own
TedTed
ScarScar

After a long day of plotting, I unwind with...

shots. Lots and lots of shotsa few margaritashalf a glass of wineice water with lemon
Ari GoldAri Gold
DraculaDracula

When going off on evil rants, I crack jokes...

repeatedly. Funny ones, too!here and there; a little humor lightens the moodonce or twice, topsnever. Villainy is serious business
UrsulaUrsula
Rachel DuncanRachel Duncan

Witnesses describe me to the authorities as “quirky”...

alwayssometimesoccasionally never
Frank GallagherFrank Gallagher
Miranda PriestlyMiranda Priestly

Visitors to my lair notice...

they can barely clear a path to the laboratorythere are several piles of blueprints and potionssometimes I don't hang up my capenot even a test tube is askew
Alison DiLaurentisAlison DiLaurentis
Sheldon J. PlanktonSheldon J. Plankton

My evil significant other and I...

can't keep our hands off each otherhave a healthy romantic lifekiss – that's about itI'm saving myself for the right villain
Hannibal LecterHannibal Lecter
White GoodmanWhite Goodman

When not taking over the world, I like to...

go to museums or the operaread a good bookwatch TVprank people with whoopee cushions – ha!
The MasterThe Master
Anton ChigurhAnton Chigurh

Once I hatch my scheme, I tend to worry...

constantly. I'm freaking out right now!a good deal until the evil deed's doneI'll think about it a little, but mostly let it gonot at all. If it's meant to work, it'll work
Yvonne Vee ParkerYvonne "Vee" Parker
Lord BusinessLord Business

Whether talking to friend or foe, I'll...

lie with reckless abandon shape the “facts” to advance my agendatell a white lie occasionallyalways tell the cold, hard truth
Dwight SchruteDwight Schrute
Colonel GraffColonel Graff

When one of my henchmen brings bad news, I...

pout like a 10-year-oldwhine for (at least) my fair sharedo my best to suck it upstay calm like any true adult
Regina GeorgeRegina George
PinheadPinhead

The quarterly Villains Mixer is tonight. I...

work the room like a total champdo my best to minglemostly stay with my crewmake another excuse to not go
Frank UnderwoodFrank Underwood
AlienAlien

If one of my jobs hits a snag, I...

straighten it out ASAPtry to power throughgripe first, try to salvage things secondgive up; what's the point?
Tony SopranoTony Soprano
Steve StiflerSteve Stifler

I'm as happy as...

a clam who's being eatena clam with a lot on their platea clama clam having the best day of their life
Sue SylvesterSue Sylvester
Lucious LyonLucious Lyon

If my No. 2 messes up the secret plan, I...

release the hounds on them – literallyloudly remind them why they'll never be No. 1point out their errors so they'll learnpat them on the back; we'll get ‘em next time
MaleficentMaleficent
Haffaz AladeenHaffaz Aladeen

When launching a new operation...

I'm convinced it will blow up in my faceI'm not betting my hideout on successI'm cautiously optimisticI'm already counting my loot
Dr. EvilDr. Evil
Darth VaderDarth Vader

I talk...

non-stop. Wait, I've got much more to say!a healthy amountenough to keep away from dead spotsonly if it's important
MegamindMegamind
Cersei LannisterCersei Lannister

When I get to the scene of my crime, I usually...

trip and fall flat on my facestumble, but pick myself up quicklyam pretty smooth, but nothing too flashyglide in like a dream – or your worst nightmare!
Eric CartmanEric Cartman
Hans GruberHans Gruber

If I'm trying to get through a crowd, I...

drop copious F-bombs until people movesay and do whatever's needed to get throughtap people lightly and ask them to movesay “please” and “thank you”; I kill with kindness
LilyLily
Lex LuthorLex Luthor

When approaching a new job, I...

like to just wing it; it's all good!sketch a basic plan, but leave room for improvprefer my crew is on the same evil pagemake a Powerpoint presentation that we all stick to
President SnowPresident Snow
BeavisBeavis

I keep my minions in line...

like puppets on a stringwith a firm handthe best I can, though it doesn't always workwho am I kidding? The inmates run this asylum
Jacobim MugatuJacobim Mugatu
The PhantomThe Phantom

Compared to other villains, I think I'm...

the best baddie of all timepretty great, and I do say so myselfsolid, but nothing specialthe worst at being bad
Norman BatesNorman Bates
Queen RavennaQueen Ravenna

I'm a hard-core villain on the outside, but inside...

I cry at rom-coms and puppy commercialsI sometimes have a gooey centerI keep things close to the vestI'm even harder-core
VoldemortVoldemort
NewmanNewman

Tonight's job calls for someone to shimmy on a ledge. I...

volunteer. And the higher the floor, the better!will do what's necessary, heights or no heightstry to get someone else to do itget sick just thinking about it
MagnetoMagneto
Ali GAli G

When I appear on Jeopardy: Villains Edition, I...

dominate like the mastermind I amstill have a chance going into Final Jeopardydon't embarrass myself, at least not completelynever even hit the buzzer
Poison IvyPoison Ivy
Monty BurnsMonty Burns

When I go to evil speed-dating events, I...

can't keep track of all the offersdo pretty well for myselfmanage to get a number or twoleave how I showed up: alone

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