John Shafthauer

@hourlyterrier

Satirist/writer at The Canary (). Animator at . Former sandwich artist/cleaner/postman. Opinions not of my employer unless stated

Preston - UK - Earth
ಮೇ 2015 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

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  1. 4 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Trump hasn't tweeted in over 24 hours! Is 'tweeted' the past tense of tweet, actually? Or is it 'twat'? He's not twatted in aaaages anyway

  2. 5 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Flynn HAD TO GO! Seriously! Did he think he'd get away with talking to Russia behind my back!? I KNOW THEY WERE GOSSIPING ABOUT MY HANDS!

  3. 5 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    is fine if you live in LA or Spain, but North European ground-apes without clobber just die horribly of coldness

  4. ಫೆಬ್ರ 13

    . on Stephen Miller's weekend performance: That was horrendous and an embarrassment

    Joe on Stephen Miller's weekend performance
    Watch more on MSNBC.com
  5. 15 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    What we can...and can't...afford in today's United Kingdom.

  6. John Shafthauer ಹಿಂಬಾಲಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ , , ಮತ್ತು
  7. ಫೆಬ್ರ 12

    This has just been retweeted by Ukip's Immigration Spokesman and party treasurer

  8. 18 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    CNN PHOTOGRAPHERS can make a crowd of SUPPORTERS look like a mob of PROTESTERS! It’s the angles!

  9. 16 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Satire I wrote: History’s biggest ‘Piers Morgans’ – A catalogue of snivelling toadies

  10. 16 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ
  11. 16 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Pretty sure most people think it was just a hundred years of people waving flags on boats. They certainly didn't teach us much at my school

  12. 16 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    So decades in, UKIP are finally smart enough to PRETEND they won't privatise NHS. Just imagine how crafty they'll be in another few decades

  13. ಫೆಬ್ರ 13

    DEFINITIVE POLL: Who is a bigger twat?

  14. 18 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    And then he said: “Whatever you say, Mr. President. Sure. Whatever you want to believe.”

  15. 21 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    So I TRIED, but discussion got SHUT DOWN! I discussed women like I promised! I even asked Trudeau if he saw any 10s. Women said I'm a PIG!

  16. 23 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Liz Truss says she's rejecting a 'quick-fix' for prisons, but I think we all know what she means is 'any fix'

  17. ಫೆಬ್ರ 13

    So proud of you dad! Would hold you up forever. ❤️

  18. 23 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Just found out that Vlad the Impaler had an illegitimate half-brother called Vlad the Monk Imagine Christmas dinner in that family

  19. ಫೆಬ್ರ 13

    "I love you Ukraine, stop making me invade you" This sort of attitude is why Russia was comfortable legalising domestic violence

  20. ಫೆಬ್ರ 13

    I told PM Abe it's impressive to see tens of people on a high street. He said something in Japanese and I nodded. Great guy!

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