Vishveshwar Jatainಪರಿಶೀಲಿಸಿದ ಖಾತೆ

I'm taking up gardening as another means of briefly circumventing with the horrors of existential angst.

Why do males have nipples? Were we the evolutionary candidates for breastfeeding at some point?

Dang that's one ugly looking pie I've made, good thing my taste buds don't have eyes

Why tf this Kattapa dude kill my boi Bahubali tho

Stick to fucking off

sorry to sound like a twee wellness blogger but can u all try being a little bit fucking nicer to each other

*boils cleaning cloths in detergent and stain remover* Please call me... Heisenberg.

Canny believe there's folk out there that dinny believe in aliens but think a cunt called Jesus moonwalked across a lake

Upside: Kitchen is organised af. Downside: Tired and hungry af.

Entered the kitchen to cook dinner, spent two hours organising shelves instead. Great.

Fact: If you buy a mason jar and don't post a hip Insta pic within 24 hours, the jar leaves your home and goes to Paris.

Holy shit it's 11pm

Kanye West is looking like a pretty good candidate for presidency right about now, Trump had the words, Kanye has ideas, definite step up.

As the possible future POTUS, Kanye West once said, "Sorry for the realness."

Rest of y'all better rip those entrance exams, the economy isn't getting any better

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