Kumail Nanjianiಪರಿಶೀಲಿಸಿದ ಖಾತೆ

@kumailn

Silicon Valley. Portlandia. Adventure Time. The Meltdown w Jonah & Kumail. The Indoor Kids. The X-Files Files. Activist.

Los Angeles
ಏಪ್ರಿಲ್ 2009 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

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  1. As a fan of basketball and comedy, the idea of a team having the best season of all time & not making the finals is 100% HILARIOUS.

  2. Wait... I'm just catching up to this. People actually give a shit that The Ghostbusters are women not men in the remake? That's not a joke?

  3. If we let Captain America be gay then in the future everyone will be gay and then we won't have new babies and humans will die out.

  4. This is me and Holly Hunter making a movie written by me & . I'm just straight showing off.

  5. Hold. The. Door. The. Tears. Flow.

  6. New is starting! This is how I feel about this episode.

  7. I call every day but Sunday "Between the Thrones." Sundays are all that matter.

  8. Honestly, as the next James Bond would be the greatest thing of all time.

  9. I give tonight's episode two thumbs up! is more focused on emphatic gesture than thumb count, but same vibe

  10. I don't think anybody's impression of me sounds like me, but all impressions of me sound the same. So I guess there must be something there.

  11. Some new impressions I have incubating. TJ Miller and Kumail Nanjiani.

  12. My shameful secret is that I love Ninja Turtles and I always will and I will always be on board for anything . .

  13. i am being harassed online just for telling the truth

  14. "You're gonna cancel this recount like Anne Frank's bat mitzvah." is amazing.

  15. Arguing whether something is funny or not is as futile as trying to teach a goat to drive.

  16. Guys who are really into free speech and who mock safe spaces truly freak the fuck out when you criticize them/their beliefs/video games.

  17. Just found out Ernie Hudson was the only actor from the movie who auditioned to play himself in the cartoon. The part was given to Arsenio.

  18. Also I was a massive fan of The Real Ghostbusters cartoon. Like, massive. Don't wanna rewatch cuz I'm scared it won't hold up.

  19. Amazing that & I get to make our movie with these utter legends. Holly Hunter. Ray Romano. All-timers.

  20. Dane The Virgin.

  21. Murder, He Explains

  22. These women are taking too many traditionally male roles. Unfair! We should take female characters & make them male. First up: Mancy Drew.

  23. I mean, how awesome would it be to have another great, hilarious Ghostbusters movie? More than anything, that's what I'm hoping for.

  24. I want the new Ghostbusters to be an amazing movie & a huge success for a million reasons.

  25. This is & I hanging out in Coney Island circa '07. Watch us tonight on a new on .

  26. Doctors to video game characters are like "No matter the injury, just hide behind some crates until you start seeing colors again."

  27. Farewell sweet . Thank u for having me. Y'all made a great thing.

  28. The phrase "We don't carry sodas" is never said without a suffocating smugness.

  29. The chain story from this past was actually from my life. In HS I got a silver chain. It went worse than it does in the show.

  30. If you can come up with more insults for , tweet them with that tag.

  31. In case you have trouble opening my last link, here is my text in picture form. Thanks.

  32. My demo averages to a guy with long hair & tattoos on a bus telling somebody that "it's not a comic book, it's a graphic novel."

  33. New tonight! 10 pm. Just leave the TV on after Game of Thrones. You don't have to watch. We count those. .

  34. My favorite combo in an internet person is self-righteous and wrong.

  35. BOY: maybe let's not rape people INTERNET: OMG FEMINIST HERO GIRL: I'm a feminist INTERNET: name 3 of their albums

  36. Just saw someone at a coffee shop writing on a PC, not a Mac. Are they a spy? Should I call the government?

  37. I was on The Colbert Report 7 yrs ago. I played a prisoner he kept under his desk. See me return to Colbert tonight!

  38. Most people think Silicon Valley is a comedy. My son thinks it is a docu-drama with life lessons.

  39. People who speak onto their cellphones on speaker on the street like a walkie talkie: what's your major malfunction?

  40. Also I just saw The Witch. Amazing. Genuinely a new horror classic. Great acting. Though I did turn the subtitles on.

  41. "Fuck." - God

  42. My favorite genre of anything is "Terrible Shouty British Sitcoms."

  43. There is a very real possibility that Trump will be our next president.

  44. So who are you voting against this election?

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