Rp and requested by my bitch Friend @alfredfjonesworldhero because finally u have tumblr. 

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But consider Al nomming on Ivan’s neck and leaving hickies

Ivan is not pleased alfred 

also damn i’m tired—————————– posting this from phone becaues i’m in class break and i have nothing else todo, legit slept like a log last night

I can’t wait until trump loses his presidency in the next elections and someone just fucking beats the shit out of him because I’m about to fucking throw hands over this “transgender people aren’t allowed in the military” shit and I’m not even American

like, if someone is willing to die for their country I don’t think a creepy, racist, homophobic/transphobic old man should get a say in it considering I’m 80% sure he didn’t serve in the military (might be wrong but still)

  1. Be a random kid
  2. Go on school trip
  3. All ur classmates and friends are dancing and singing having a good time
  4. random guy come up to you and starts banging his drum
  5. don’t know what to do so stand awkwardly and smile at him
  6. after a few minutes drum guy walks away
  7. people put the video on the internet
  8. you instantly become the face of white supremacy in America
  9. you are expelled from school
  10. your name and picture are spread and people swear to murder you