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The Register disappears up its own fundament with a Y2K prank to make a BOFH's grinchy heart swell with pride

Beware the Y2K task done too well, it might leave you lost in Milan

BOFH: The case of the Boss's hidden USB inkjet printer

El Reg presents: Your one-step guide on where not to store electronic mail

Behold Schrödinger's Y2K, when software went all quantum

Today's budget for application improvements is brought to you by the letters "Y", "K" and the number "2"

Remembering Y2K call-outs and the joy of the hourly contractor rate

Two missing digits? How about two missing employees in today's story of Y2K

Beware the three-finger-salute, or 'How I Got The Keys To The Kingdom'

Londoner who tried to blackmail Apple with 300m+ iCloud account resets was reusing stale old creds

To protect data and code in the age of hybrid cloud, you can always turn to Intel SGX

Patch now: Published Citrix applications leave networks of 'potentially 80,000' firms at risk from attackers

Continuous Lifecycle London 2020: First speakers revealed for our tip-top conference on DevOps, CI/CD – and more

Just an FYI: That cool funky CI/CD tool you're installing now could be next year's legacy tech

Devs face a choice: Go all in with a single cloud giant's toolset – or bring together best tools from a bunch of vendors

Hey kids! Forget about Disney – who fancies a trip to DevOps World?

Senior health tech pros warn NHS England: Be transparent with mass database trawl or face public backlash

Uber forks out $4.4m to settle claims of rampant sexual harassment and retaliation in the Travis Kalanick era

Sir John Redwood backs IR35 campaign, notes review would have to start 'immediately' before new off-payroll working rules kick in

Capita unfurls new consulting arm. Hmm, what shall we call it?

A user's magnetic charm makes for a special call-out for our hapless hero

There is a Santa! BT prises remnants of InLink from jaws of administration

No Motorola Razr comeback orders in 2019: Costly foldy nostalgia mobe pulled back

Fuming French monopoly watchdog is so incensed by Google's 'random' web ad rules, it's fining the US giant, er, <1% annual profit

Geek's Guide

European Space Agency launches planet-hunting Cheops while Rocket Lab starts on a third launchpad

Starliner: Boeing, Boeing... it's back! Borked capsule makes a successful return to Earth

This isn't Boeing very well... Faulty timer knackers Starliner cargo capsule on its way to International Space Station

No, Illyrian, Naqaỹa, Mastika, Automex aren't Hollywood's hottest baby names – they're new monikers for exoplanets

How do you ascertain user acceptability if you keep killing off the users?

Another free web course to gain machine-learning skills (thanks, Finland), NIST probes 'racist' face-recog – and more

Lessons data scientists can learn from extract, transform and load of yore – and apply to tomorrow's machine learning

The IoT wars are over, maybe? Amazon, Apple, Google give up on smart-home domination dreams, agree to develop common standards

Verity Stob

Y2K? It was all just a big bun-fight, according to one Reg reader

I caught Disco Elysium fever. No, not the Saturday Night kind. I was really quite poorly

A sprinkling of Star Wars and a dash of Jedi equals a slightly underbaked Rise Of Skywalker

Oh this 2019 timeline. Finish this sentence: Austrian politico accused of spending €3,000 a month on ...

DevOps

Event DevOps

Continuous Lifecycle London 2020: First speakers revealed for our tip-top conference on DevOps, CI/CD – and more

Microservices and cloud pioneer Sam Newman to deliver keynote

20 Dec 14:30 |

Just an FYI: That cool funky CI/CD tool you're installing now could be next year's legacy tech

Don’t let the lure of DevOps culture pull you into making rash choices on tooling

17 Dec 18:00 |

Devs face a choice: Go all in with a single cloud giant's toolset – or bring together best tools from a bunch of vendors

Here are some compelling reasons why you should take that latter route

16 Dec 17:00 |

DevOps World Lisbon DevOps

Who's got my back(up)? Rival schools Trilio and Portworx battle it out for those Kubernetes bucks

Kubecon 2019Also: Two very different autopilots show up for tech's San Diego shindig

22 Nov 19:00 | 2

DevOps

Embrace, Extend, and… Enclave? Microsoft guards Kubernetes' privates with TEEs

Kubecon 2019Windows giant continues its quest for developer approval

22 Nov 10:00 | 4

DevOps

Moby or not Moby. That is the question: Docker devs debate fate of unloved rebranding

Whale becomes an albatross around the neck of the container community

22 Nov 01:59 | 13

DevOps

Codefresh to chuck 100 million reasons to develop open source at huddled dev masses

Kubecon 2019Free software credits not for you? How about a free tier instead?

21 Nov 14:09 | 2

DevOps

The lure of Brexit Britain proves too great for DevOps pipeline wrangler CircleCI

A new office for Blighty 'wherever Brexit lands'

21 Nov 11:09 | 10

DevOps

Update Docker: Fun bug involving file paths and shared libraries turns out to be a security hole

Chroots maneuver

21 Nov 09:15 | 4

DevOps

HPE has only gone full Kubernetes, pops open new Container Platform

Bare metal or run on any cloud thanks to, er, EPIC BlueData acquisition

19 Nov 12:57 | 6

DevOps

Google promises to be good with Knative as it releases Cloud Run serverless containers

Admits open-source API bigger than any one company, but it is not letting go

15 Nov 15:15 | 2

DevOps

If you've wanted to lazily merge code on GitHub from the pub, couch or beach, there's now a mobile app for that

GitHub opens beta of handheld tools, unveils Arctic stunt, and other stuff

14 Nov 00:17 | 7

DevOps

Just Docker room talk: Container upstart's enterprise wing sold to Mirantis, CEO out, Swarm support faces ax

Plans to continue with $35m to back Hub and Desktop. Yes, Kubernetes has truly won

13 Nov 19:49 | 30

DevOps

Redis releases automatic cluster recovery for Kubernetes and RedisInsight GUI tool

InterviewAlso: what's in Redis 6 ... and how to compete with free Redis on public cloud

13 Nov 12:00 | 5

DevOps

Senior GitLab exec resigns over plan to stop hiring engineers in China and Russia

Code hosting company considers risk of pressure to betray customer data too great

09 Nov 00:28 | 59

DevOps

Smack-talking overflow: Mining developer sentiment to understand the most popular APIs

Boffins build search engine based on feelings expressed about programming interfaces

08 Nov 20:04 | 5

DevOps

Skills Matter... sadly, so does cash flow: 15-year-old London dev events biz enters administration

Buyer being sought

05 Nov 10:05 | 8

The Register disappears up its own fundament with a Y2K prank to make a BOFH's grinchy heart swell with pride

Beware the Y2K task done too well, it might leave you lost in Milan

BOFH: The case of the Boss's hidden USB inkjet printer

El Reg presents: Your one-step guide on where not to store electronic mail

Behold Schrödinger's Y2K, when software went all quantum

Today's budget for application improvements is brought to you by the letters "Y", "K" and the number "2"

Remembering Y2K call-outs and the joy of the hourly contractor rate

Two missing digits? How about two missing employees in today's story of Y2K

Beware the three-finger-salute, or 'How I Got The Keys To The Kingdom'

Londoner who tried to blackmail Apple with 300m+ iCloud account resets was reusing stale old creds

To protect data and code in the age of hybrid cloud, you can always turn to Intel SGX

Patch now: Published Citrix applications leave networks of 'potentially 80,000' firms at risk from attackers

Continuous Lifecycle London 2020: First speakers revealed for our tip-top conference on DevOps, CI/CD – and more

Just an FYI: That cool funky CI/CD tool you're installing now could be next year's legacy tech

Devs face a choice: Go all in with a single cloud giant's toolset – or bring together best tools from a bunch of vendors

Hey kids! Forget about Disney – who fancies a trip to DevOps World?

Senior health tech pros warn NHS England: Be transparent with mass database trawl or face public backlash

Uber forks out $4.4m to settle claims of rampant sexual harassment and retaliation in the Travis Kalanick era

Sir John Redwood backs IR35 campaign, notes review would have to start 'immediately' before new off-payroll working rules kick in

Capita unfurls new consulting arm. Hmm, what shall we call it?

A user's magnetic charm makes for a special call-out for our hapless hero

There is a Santa! BT prises remnants of InLink from jaws of administration

No Motorola Razr comeback orders in 2019: Costly foldy nostalgia mobe pulled back

Fuming French monopoly watchdog is so incensed by Google's 'random' web ad rules, it's fining the US giant, er, <1% annual profit

European Space Agency launches planet-hunting Cheops while Rocket Lab starts on a third launchpad

Starliner: Boeing, Boeing... it's back! Borked capsule makes a successful return to Earth

This isn't Boeing very well... Faulty timer knackers Starliner cargo capsule on its way to International Space Station

No, Illyrian, Naqaỹa, Mastika, Automex aren't Hollywood's hottest baby names – they're new monikers for exoplanets

How do you ascertain user acceptability if you keep killing off the users?

Another free web course to gain machine-learning skills (thanks, Finland), NIST probes 'racist' face-recog – and more

Lessons data scientists can learn from extract, transform and load of yore – and apply to tomorrow's machine learning

The IoT wars are over, maybe? Amazon, Apple, Google give up on smart-home domination dreams, agree to develop common standards

Y2K? It was all just a big bun-fight, according to one Reg reader

I caught Disco Elysium fever. No, not the Saturday Night kind. I was really quite poorly

A sprinkling of Star Wars and a dash of Jedi equals a slightly underbaked Rise Of Skywalker

Oh this 2019 timeline. Finish this sentence: Austrian politico accused of spending €3,000 a month on ...

DevOps

Continuous Lifecycle London 2020: First speakers revealed for our tip-top conference on DevOps, CI/CD – and more

Just an FYI: That cool funky CI/CD tool you're installing now could be next year's legacy tech

Devs face a choice: Go all in with a single cloud giant's toolset – or bring together best tools from a bunch of vendors

Hey kids! Forget about Disney – who fancies a trip to DevOps World?

CloudBees SaaSifies Jenkins X running on Google Cloud Platform

Anthos: Google's bid for Kubernetes differentiation ... and market share

Who's got my back(up)? Rival schools Trilio and Portworx battle it out for those Kubernetes bucks

Embrace, Extend, and… Enclave? Microsoft guards Kubernetes' privates with TEEs

Moby or not Moby. That is the question: Docker devs debate fate of unloved rebranding

Codefresh to chuck 100 million reasons to develop open source at huddled dev masses

The lure of Brexit Britain proves too great for DevOps pipeline wrangler CircleCI

Update Docker: Fun bug involving file paths and shared libraries turns out to be a security hole

HPE has only gone full Kubernetes, pops open new Container Platform

Google promises to be good with Knative as it releases Cloud Run serverless containers

If you've wanted to lazily merge code on GitHub from the pub, couch or beach, there's now a mobile app for that

Just Docker room talk: Container upstart's enterprise wing sold to Mirantis, CEO out, Swarm support faces ax

Redis releases automatic cluster recovery for Kubernetes and RedisInsight GUI tool

Senior GitLab exec resigns over plan to stop hiring engineers in China and Russia

Smack-talking overflow: Mining developer sentiment to understand the most popular APIs

Skills Matter... sadly, so does cash flow: 15-year-old London dev events biz enters administration

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LibreOffice 6.4 nearly done as open-source office software project prepares for 10th anniversary

A sprinkling of Star Wars and a dash of Jedi equals a slightly underbaked Rise Of Skywalker

Londoner who tried to blackmail Apple with 300m+ iCloud account resets was reusing stale old creds

El Reg presents: Your one-step guide on where not to store electronic mail

Beware the three-finger-salute, or 'How I Got The Keys To The Kingdom'

BOFH: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and the ransomware struck

How do you ascertain user acceptability if you keep killing off the users?

Senior health tech pros warn NHS England: Be transparent with mass database trawl or face public backlash

Exploring AWS CodeGuru: New automated code review has smart features – but Java-only

European Space Agency launches planet-hunting Cheops while Rocket Lab starts on a third launchpad

GitLab mulls ban on hiring Chinese and Russian support staff because 'security'

Flippin' ECK, ours is the 'official' Elasticsearch experience for Kubernetes – Elastic

GitLab reset --hard bad1dea: Biz U-turns, unbans office political chat, will vet customers

Masters of Puppet say: There's no magical one-size-fits-all answer to doing DevOpsery

Blood money is fine with us, says GitLab: Vetting non-evil customers is 'time consuming, potentially distracting'

The Hurt Docker: Mystery Hub repository, website outage leaves fuming devs unable to deploy containers

Ditch Chef, Puppet, Splunk and snyk for GitLab? That's the pitch from your new wannabe one-stop DevOps shop

Puppet to start pulling a few strings in the cloud-native world with Project Nebula

Flak overflow: Barrage of criticism prompts very public Stack Overflow apology

Serverless neither magically faster nor cheaper, dev laments

Chef melts under heat, will 86 future deals with family-separating US immigration agencies

Hey, NPM. How do you like your Bogensberger? He's, well, done: CEO Bryan ejects from biz