Kim Jong Un

Hey guys I’m going to the zoo today I’m super excited

Merry Christmas from North Korea

Whomstve is already tracer.

Remember kids report your local ethot to the IRS

I haven’t been in the news for a while. Time to do something about that

If you ever get lonely and no ones responding to your text messages just call 911 they’ll come. They always do ...

Hey, @realDonaldTrump I will agree to denuclearization for 2 million Vbucks.

The new official currency of North Korea is nukecoin. Please invest I need the money for my people (Not really it’s for a nuke) ;)

You cannot stop me I will eat all the sandwiches.

WHO KEEPS EATING MY PIZZA. I LABELED IT IN THE FRIDGE. I WILL FIND YOU AND NUKE YOU

From that day on I vowed never to let my father bully me like the other children did because I was thick boned. Then my father moved me into a bunker where I stayed dormant for years only being brainwashed by his uncle which tore me apart and what made me what I am today. :(

Can someone explain to me why no one likes me. I just want to be friends. Every since I was a child my father has shielded me from the outside world and never letting me play with child hood friend. He always said no friend is forever only you are and he took away my pet cat.