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ನೀವು @shutupmikeginn ಅವರನ್ನು ತಡೆಹಿಡಿದಿರುವಿರಿ

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  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್
    ನವೆಂ 20,2013

    My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

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  2. ಅವರು ಮರುಟ್ವೀಟಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ
    ಮೇ 1

    Just met another guy named Mike. The fuck?

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  3. ಡಿಸೆಂ 17

    Props to all the men expressing vulnerability these days but unfortunately i purged myself of all emotion in 2013, as was fashionable at the time.

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  4. ಡಿಸೆಂ 16

    My girlfriend had a nightmare I started a podcast.

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  5. ಡಿಸೆಂ 14

    About to get a haircut, time to make a vague statement about what I want and immediately agree to however they interpret it.

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  6. ಡಿಸೆಂ 14

    Driving around blasting Hobo Johnson but turning it down when I pull up next to a bunch of white kids wearing pastels.

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  7. ಡಿಸೆಂ 11

    Plan to save UCB: when an improv team asks the audience for a word, it begins an auction process that allows the highest bidder to choose. Naturally, brands are allowed to compete. Imagine the sheer joy of seeing a scene about Pepsi, or even Coca-Cola.

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  8. ಡಿಸೆಂ 11

    I keep seeing the same cum-colored Lamborghini around town and have decided it’s an omen of good fortune.

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  9. ಡಿಸೆಂ 11

    Fur Trader was the perfect job for psychos. Live alone in the woods, kill small animals, get paid for it. Now those dudes just live among us.

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  10. ಅವರು ಮರುಟ್ವೀಟಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ
    ಅಕ್ಟೋ 13,2016

    Upsetting folks in the whole foods parking lot by telling them the 'IS' in their coexist bumper sticker stands for the Islamic State.

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  11. ಡಿಸೆಂ 10

    my last two google searches were "big buck hunter hd locator" and "why is the michelin man white" and now all the targeted ads just say "You'r Perfect"

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  12. ಡಿಸೆಂ 7
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  13. ಅವರು ಮರುಟ್ವೀಟಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ
    ಡಿಸೆಂ 31,2014

    The nipples on mannequins get bigger each and every year. They think we don't notice, but I can definitely feel the difference.

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  14. ಡಿಸೆಂ 3

    It’s crazy how the max volume on head phones used to be way too loud but now it’s just the normal volume. I will not consider this any further.

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  15. ನವೆಂ 30

    Writing-as-career status update: just googled “army enlistment maximum age.” It’s 42 btw.

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  16. ನವೆಂ 30

    The big problem with self-help books is I always hate the main character.

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  17. ನವೆಂ 29

    Pulling the classic prank where I paint the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on three pigs and I drive around with them in my sedan. Don’t you wish you were in the fun-pig chaos car? Well you aren’t. Gotcha.

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  18. ನವೆಂ 27

    Restaurant bathroom has checkboard tile floor so me and the boys are gonna sneak in some huge chess pieces and game. Loser drinks from the toilet (has to spit it into winner’s mouth)

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  19. ನವೆಂ 26

    I will never stop posting. Take my computer away. I’ll carve ‘feeling cute rn’ into the mirror at Macy’s. I’ll nail a picture of my lunch onto city hall. I’ll write “that’s me” in sharpie on your dog.

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  20. ನವೆಂ 24

    Just saw man break a mug at a restaurant and he offered to pay for it.

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  21. ನವೆಂ 23

    You on Black Friday: trampling people in Target to save a couple bucks. Me on Black Friday: Taking off shoes before entering American Girl Doll store as sign of respect.

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