@AndrewChamings ತಡೆಹಿಡಿಯಲಾಗಿದೆ

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  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್

    ME: I wasn't invited to the party FRIEND: Yeah, people think you're melodramatic ME: [slaps friend with silk glove] Then I shall die alone

  2. Cement your reputation as the office Romeo by committing suicide over an underage girl you've been seeing for less than a week.

  3. Kids, if you want to see a careers counsellor cry, tell them you want to be a careers counsellor, and ask them what they did to get there.

  4. I run to check my dreamcatcher 1st thing in the morning, and find a thick, juicy one caught with its head stuck in the netting. I gut it.

  5. "We've got nothing in common," you said And I said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?" "Uhh…I'm NOT gonna stay cuz we both like a movie"

  6. [My Funeral] "He died doing what he loved… saying 'Cars have to stop for pedestrians,' as he stepped bravely into the crosswalk."

  7. 🎄12 Days Of Christmas🎄 Yo! Check out my pal ! He's funny, a great writer, and has that check-mark!

  8. *don't let her know ur a crab* Her: You've a tough outa shell but I bet you're a big softy under it Me: *panics & pincers waiters head off*

  9. Top 5 - Celebrities/Bodies of Water 1) Joan Rivers 2) Billy Ocean 3) Veronica Lake 4) Garth Brooks 5) Vanilla Ice

  10. Bat 1: Do you ever think God made us blind so that we may see the world for what it truly is? Bat 2: (startled) who said that

  11. [Job Interview] I: Any questions? Me: Is that your real hair? I: About the company. Me: Could I get away with having absurdly fake hair?

  12. DOG: I think that job interview went well! *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a

  13. It's impossible to be a parent and stay on twitter so I'm afraid it's time to say goodbye. So this is your uncle, you live with him now.

  14. ME: I lied in my interview. BOSS: what was the lie? ME: all lies. except about my aunt. BOSS: she wants to party with me? ME: big time.

  15. me: I have a grambling problem therapist: you mean a gambling problem me: no I mean this *I start grambling* therapist: WHAT THE FUCK IS THA

  16. [ugly sweater contest] Guy: Holy hell did you sew someone else's skin into a sweater? Me: I'm in it to win it.

  17. If I had an airport I'd name it Sarah O'Hara's PalinDrome

  18. Lake Erie: Great Lake name Lake Titicaca: Greater lake name

  19. Photographer: Ok. You two hold hands, & u, in the back, hold a gun to that guy's head. Nice. I'll add blush in post.

  20. wait, it's tuesday

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