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Author of On Permission (upcoming), Motherland, Poor Man’s Feast, Treyf, many essays, memoir faculty, editor. For speaking engagements
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Two years ago today, on 9/1/2020, I survived a “mild” Covid-related brain stem stroke that could have killed me. I was lucky enough to have a PCP recognize that my pupils were different sizes, and that I couldn’t walk a straight line.
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Gay Pride: Breaking the Rainbow Ceiling. Dr. Jesse M. Ehrenfeld becomes the first queer person to head the American Medical Association as president. He is also a combat veteran who deployed to Afghanistan. Happy Pride! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 apple.news/Ae8pifEOATNeqX
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“Selective persecution” 1- stolen nuclear secrets and battle plans vs 2- Sandra Bland, incarcerated after traffic stop confrontation, found dead in cell
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These charges are unprecedented and it’s a sad day for our country, especially in light of what clearly appears to be a two-tiered justice system where some are selectively prosecuted, and others are not. Parents in Virginia know firsthand what it’s like to be targeted by… Show more
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My grandmother taught me never to speak ill of the dead. Sorry Bubbe: he was a monster and I hope that he likes the heat where he’s going.
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Pat Robertson passed away. He used his large platform to claim LGBTQ people cause hurricanes and earthquakes. He subscribed to the belief that 9/11 was caused by feminists, queer people, and the ACLU, among others. I hope his family receives more love than he ever gave us.
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In bed, taught three classes today, finished another chapter, trying to take care of my mom who is being harassed by a neighbor, stepped outside tonight with the dog and my eyes are burning. And then I got shitty health news. Calgon take me away.
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The Woke Mob? You mean the one that will not stand by while you turn this country into your own personal Republic of Gilead. Take off that swastika first and then come talk to me, you Hitlerian sack of dung.
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Get a load of Winston Turdhill here. twitter.com/Acyn/status/16…
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BREAKING NEWS👏: While we were sleeping, Connecticut State Senators passed ’s bill to ban open carry, strengthen rules for gun storage & reporting stolen firearms, & expands a ban on AR-15s.
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In bed until Sunday (I’m okay, long story)and my honey brought me peonies from the garden before the rains came. ❤️
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via @NYTimes. The capes and gloves look absurd. (really, when is a cape necessary? Unless you’re Batgirl.) feels more like a costume, make-believe. Cloying. And reads oh-so-traditional wife. That’s where it works I guess. nytimes.com/2023/05/24/sty
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A shock! 🙄
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Holy crap. The Florida mom who sought to ban Amanda Gorman's poem says she's sorry for promoting the Protocols of the Elders of Zion - Jewish Telegraphic Agency jta.org/2023/05/24/uni
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Don’t expel me, Lie about me, Scapegoat me, Destroy my life for a decade, and send me a once yearly email that begins “Hey! How are you? Hope all is well! Do you have this [fill in the blank] that I’m looking for?”
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These people are pigs. The end.
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It’s terribly disappointing that @target is caving in to threats of violence from anti-LGBTQ bigots by removing Pride Month displays. If these extremists decide to attack displays celebrating Black History Month next, will Target remove those as well?
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