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• Secret Service won't allow Good Guys to help in protecting Trump during his NRA speech. Subby's guessing its either out of jealousy or not wanting to get outsourced too  
  

   

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• Top Trump aide says the problem is that blacks just aren't TRYING hard enough  
  

   

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• Obamacare defeats Trumpcare. This is not a repeat from one month ago  
  

   

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• Politician invites voter to "smell my spaniel." Oddly enough, this is not a euphemism  
  

   

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• They need to realize that no one in the rest of the world can tell the difference between a Macedonian and an Albanian  
  

   

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• Trolling for a race war: Neo-Nazis are trying to bait leftist "antifa" activists into violence and radicalize white people. Cunning plan or a good way to get punched in the face?  
  

   

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• Trump says 'major, major' tremendous conflict with North Korea possible  
  

   

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• Thu April 27, 2017
• Turns out Trump's tax plan consists mainly of stigginit to states like California  
  

   

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• If the mainstream media's headline is reading like a Fark headline there might be cause for concern  
  

   

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• LePen departed from the National Front just before the European Parliament accused them of fraud. Quelle surprise  
  

   

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• Why did Carter Page agree to a confidentiality agreement with Russia?  
  

   

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• Jeff Sessions' new deputy isn't a malicious bigot  
  

   

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• Republican announces that Best Korea plans to kill us all with NUCLEAR WEED. Killer bud, dude  
  

   

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• Trump's White House knows exactly who is to blame for the whole Michael Flynn debacle: Obama, of course  
  

   

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• President Trump's twitter tirades create and secure jobs...for Secret Service agents having to investigate the flood of tweeted threats from Americans he gets in response  
  

   

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• Trump's lawyers claim their client can't be held responsible for his actions in court because he's broken too many laws  
  

   

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• Are you a contractor interested in doing work on Trump's border wall? I hope you weren't planning on bidding on any state contracts in California, New York or Rhode Island afterwards  
  

   

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• Trump staffers no longer trust him to make the right decision when presented with a weak option, an extreme one and a middle of the road option, so they will only present him with their preferred option to avoid catastrophe  
  

   

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• Democratic leaders to the GOP: If you rush a Trumpcare vote we're pulling the government off life support  
  

   

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• NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio unveils his fat $84 billion budget to counter President Trump's "skinny budget". Enjoy your new 'skinny' diet of cat food NY City residents  
  

   

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