From the “Things It’d Be Great to Stop Talking About But We Really Can’t” File
A Moment of Silence, Please…
This is why we will never have nice things ever again.
My Life as Perfectionist Introvert: A Play In Three Acts
It’s a real short play. Don’t blink.
We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Bucket
The world is a place of insane nonsense; fin.
Political Sanity Check (Spoiler Alert: It’s Not Great!)
Basically the only thing I can say these days is “What the entire shit?”
To That Very Nice Australian Woman I Met In Malaysia
I’m sure that in Australia, “Tayla Ham” is a perfectly reasonable name for a human female.
