Who needs a ladder when you’re 6'6"?
Christmas by Adele - featuring the songs:
1.) Ho Ho Ho…It’s Me
2.) Someone Like Yule
3.) Rudolph Has It
4.) Set Fire to the Rein-Deer
5.) When We Were Hung (The Stocking Song)
6.) Rolling in the Debt
7.) Chasing Payments
8.) Don’t You December
9.) Snow Fall
10.) Water Under the Mistletoe
Our costumes this year.
True.
These are some of my favorite nursing jokes over the years. Enjoy!
- I had a huge headache while working at the hospital and the Advil bottle said “not to take if you’re nursing.” FML
- Being a night nurse is kinda like being a vampire. You sleep during the day and draw blood at night.
- I’m always thrown a little off-guard when my female patients tell me they have a cute angina.
- I asked my patient if she was sexually active. She said “No, I just lay there.”
- I asked my patient who her emergency contact was. She said “Life Alert”
- My patient did not want to leave after having her ostomy. She couldn’t find shoes to match her bag.
- The post-op surgical patients always request me to be their nurse because I keep them in stitches.
- There was a new doctor on my unit that would randomly blurt out words like “Hepatitis!” , “Tetanus!” , and “Flu!”. I asked my coworker what was going on with him. My coworker said, “Don’t mind him. That doctor thinks he calls all the shots.”
- Have you ever noticed how only male nurses shake the Foley bags when they’re done emptying it?
Who’s there?
HIPAA
HIPAA who?
I can’t tell you!
I can relate to these:
