A fascinating language spoken by nearly 300 million people worldwide. It is somewhat difficult to pick up because of its six noun cases, but it is the vehicle of one of the world's richest and most beautiful literatures. Much harder than Spanish but more interesting.

sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and jerks himself off with them

An accent you can do to prevent yourself from getting mugged in a dark alley.

a person whos origin is northeastern europe, and most likely has a name like:
Olga
Dimitri
Sergei
Natasha
Sasha (Alex)
etc etc.....
usually yells to others very loud in russian, and many of them smoke, drink, and smoke up

a person who is born anywere in the world, but has Russian blood. usually blue eyes, light brown hair...very strong, and very strong drinkers. good, loyal friends--but run fast if you piss them off. great scientists, chess players, and hockey players. Men are real fighters and will not give up at anything. Russian girls seem to be very desirable, check out Mel Gibson's new wife.

"Russians don't get drunk. They get tough." ~ Learned Person

1.Me
2.Treat Vodka like water
3.One of the world most reknown mafias
4.Sport is hockey