Urban Dictionary: internet

1.

A vast array of pornography and advertisements.

by Cyclone March 03, 2003

The web (Internet) as seen through a Konqueror browser, AND Mozilla Firefox [with newest UD.com logo], and Opera browser, AND Mozilla browser (not the same as firefox!) , AND Safari browser AND Mozilla Firefox browser, AND Windoze Ex Pee AND Internet Explorer 6

Mostly used for porn

The web (Internet) as seen through a Mozilla Firefox [with newest UD.com logo], and Opera browser, AND Mozilla browser (not the same as firefox!) , AND Safari browser AND Mozilla Firefox browser, AND Windoze Ex Pee AND Internet Explorer 6

The web (Internet) as seen through a Opera browser, AND Mozilla browser (not the same as firefox!) , AND Safari browser AND Mozilla Firefox browser, AND Windoze Ex Pee AND Internet Explorer 6

The web (Internet) as seen through a Mozilla browser (not the same as firefox!) , AND Safari browser AND Mozilla Firefox browser, AND Windoze Ex Pee AND Internet Explorer 6

INTERWEB IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!

The web (Internet) as seen through a Mozilla Firefox browser, AND Windoze Ex Pee.

The web (Internet) as seen through a Mozilla Firefox browser.

2.

Internet

A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.

The four horsemen of the apocalypse crashed my unix server. Lol internet.

by The Minus January 17, 2005

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3.

internet

the what?

by VMC August 30, 2003

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4.

Internets

The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.

Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.

"I hear there's rumors on the internets..."

--George W. Bush at the Presidential Debate

by Lace Valentine October 08, 2004

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5.

internets

Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far.

"I hear that there are rumors on the...uh...internets..." -Bush

by CSD October 08, 2004

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6.

internet

A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.

I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

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7.

Internet

welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.

no one is real on the internet....

by wicked awesome! July 21, 2008

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