A system of government characterized by rampant corruption and misallocation of public funds.

A pacifier for the hands

A "dad" or "father" that has managed to stay hot, hip, happenin' and relevent despite his children's claims that he has "no game".

The act of flirting to convince an unsuspecting person to attend your church

To shit.

An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Trump was the saddest of time warps known).

Now, "Trump-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man is in office.

Basically, doing or saying any of the horrible things that Trump would do.