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[Image Description: Tag reading “just absolutely balls to the wall idiotic chaotic horniness”]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Tumblr
[Mod note: An OOC conversation not directly D&D related, but Oppy deserves a shoutout <3 ]
Concept : loving your best friend and being able to wake up in their arms knowing you’re safe
Idk if you’ve seen this picture of dk yet but I was on twitter and people have said that dk is the member who looks the most different irl and this picture is really close to how he actually looks and just wow this is a lot. A whole beautiful boy
(I don’t think I can express how badly I actually needed to see this rn so thank you)
[Image Description: Tags reading “4th wall break inside a 4th wall break, that’s like, 16 walls”]
Art Prompt: Draw this in a way that makes the geometry of it make any sense at all
Auntie?
The DM had just revealed a twist they’d been building for several months; the Queen of a major country, and one of the PC’s ex, who had killed her father and married her brother, was a disguised, ancient Lich. Naturally, the player panicked.
Player, steadily getting more higher pitched and screaming: [DM’s name]! [DM]? Hey, HEY [DM]? [DM]!
DM: This is all in character. You’re just screaming at the Gods. [NPC love interest] is watching you in concern.
Player: [DM]! What the fuck. What the FUCK - wait.
Back in character as the Elf Sorcerer: Wait. What about the baby?
Tiefling Rogue: What?
Elf Sorcerer: What the fuck. What the FUCK!
Tiefling Rogue: I’m sorry, what baby?! Did you knock up a motherfucking Lich?!
Elf Sorcerer: No! My brother’s child! My niece! The baby they JUST HAD!
Tiefling Rogue: Are you telling me you’re the aunt to the Antichrist?!
Elf Sorcerer: First of all, fuck you. Second, oh god I am.
“Damage type: Horse”
[Image Description: Tag reading “how many things you can put on the cat before they move"]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: A question for the ages
I…
Help.
All will be well - Submitted by thecharminghazelnut
#eef7ff #8ad4fc #52a8e3 #2f87d8 #0b40af
oppy the mars rover is proud of you and how far you’ve come!
bakugou: i cannot be stopped. with each passing day i become more and more powerful
also bakugou, with his face pressed up against the microwave at 3 AM: alright fucker where’s my mac and cheese i want answers
[Image Description: Tag reading “everyone is gay (except for the customers. the customers are all straight. because i hate them)”]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: A coping mechanism
Chat Noir: This Akuma is personal!
Ladybug: We can’t go in without a plan, Chat!
Chat Noir: There’s nothing you can say that will stop me!
Ladybug: What if I said…lflædååxbdøwjdbgmndöðþdk?!
Chat Noir: I’ll admit, that slowed me down. But I’m still going!
"there is no gender, only doot"
One of my players, when discussing their character, a Kenku named doot
YES, BASICALLY. XD
[Image Description: Tag reading “edit: there’s no secondhand embarassment in this btw. just thought id let you know”]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: You underestimate my ability to experience secondhand embarrassment in response to literally everything
The Jokes are Foreshadowing
Everyone was joking in the groupchat between sessions about the Half-elf Sorcerer’s goal to fuck his way out of the current situation.
Half-Elf Sorcerer: Listen. I can and will fuck anything that consents. Guards? Fucked. Ghosts? Fucked. The Whispered One? Just wait.
Elf Sorcerer: I’m not sure if you can seduce the Whispered One.
Half-Elf Sorcerer: That won’t stop me from trying ;)
DM: I will neither confirm nor deny that the Whispered One is fuckable.
Half-Elf Sorcerer: I’m gonna fuck the Whispered One
Orc Bard: Do NOT
DM: Bold of you to assume you have the power to do so
[Later, after a reveal that the Elf Sorcerer’s ex was actually a lich]
DM: Hey, remember when y'all were talking about fucking the Whispered One? Guess who already has?
Two of the players screamed.