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Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking his fist and shouting 'Weinersmith!'

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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome.

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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll stop being offputting.

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Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered I just assume it was one of them. How would you know?

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All of these are of course just subsets of the sole story category, which is Ape Struggled And Was Thereby Changed.

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Everyone is a utilitarian until being a utilitarian is low utility.

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Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me that hatemail I've wanted all these years.

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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will find this comic and not laugh because that is not a thing they do.

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Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You got a dirty mind.

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Tradition is whatever had just faded when I was 12.

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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also popular.

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Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was more challenging.

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On the other hand, lately I have a real fondness for conspiracy theories that don't involve politics.

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Number 3 move is the combination, because each takes away from the other.

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With profound hope that the authors of the original paper do not read this.

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Also what if this IS the experience machine and the real world is way worse?

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Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do okay'

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I wonder when someone will invent half-generations to get access to more specific marketing categories.

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This is like a time machine to SMBC circa 2005.

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Any word with at least 10 letters is easy to remember how to use.