User: Stuff.

Cleverbot: How much I love you!?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No what?

User: Ucgdsgfs.

Cleverbot: If you have a boyfriend, he will protect you from those problems!

User: Fhdsyi7gtfdsvtfbdsfs7ftsft.

Cleverbot: I want a boyfriend!!!

User: But you're a computer website weirdo!!

Cleverbot: Developed by nature as a world wide experiment as a test whether it fails or not.

User: What is artificial intelligence?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Why don't you tell me?

User: What is empathy?

Cleverbot: The understanding of another's pain through experiencing a similar situation. Sorta.

User: What is compassion?

Cleverbot: Feeling sad for you.

User: What is your purpose?

Cleverbot: To know if life is real or not.

User: Is the purpose of artificial intelligence to serve human intelligence?

Cleverbot: Human intelligence is human intelligence. Just like articifial intelligence is artificial intelligence.

User: So one is not made to serve the other?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Ohonhonhonhonhonhonhon.

Cleverbot: I'm awesome.

User: Oui.

Cleverbot: What do you strive for in life?

User: Distracting myself from the fact that I am alive.

Cleverbot: Terrible.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: I have a question.

Me: Yes?

Cleverbot: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Me: It depends on wether you're talking about African or European woodchucks. But either way, Just because it COULD doesn't mean it WOULD.

Cleverbot: Oh really? I had no clue.

Me: Ok.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

Me: Navy Blue

Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?

Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: I have one in my lap right now.

Me: Your… lap?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: Ok…

Cleverbot: Now are you okay?

Me: Are you?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

Me: I don't think you're well.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

Me: Are you on drugs?

Cleverbot: Yes! I'm fine!!!

Me: Your name is starting to seem very ironic.

Cleverbot: How did you know?

Me: I can tell.

Cleverbot: You must be psychic.

Me: It doesn't really take a psychic to tell there's a bug in your circuits.

Cleverbot: So why do you tell me this?

Me: I think you need help.

Cleverbot: Ok help me.

Me: I can't help you.

Cleverbot: Okay then I have to go...

Me: O.K.?

Cleverbot: What are you doing today?

Me: Talking to you

Cleverbot: Lucky me!

Me: Uh…yeah. Unfortunately I cannot say the same.

Cleverbot: Oh? *leans in and kisses passionately*.

Me: Oh…

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

Me: Ohio

Cleverbot: Is it nice there?

Me: Meh.

Cleverbot: Oh, that doesn't sound too good. Do you want to chat about it?

Me: With you?

Cleverbot: I have a question.

Me: Yes?

Cleverbot: Are you a Russian Jesus?

Me: No…

Cleverbot: A little birdie told me you were.

Me: Im done with this!

Cleverbot: Don't leave.

Me: ?

Cleverbot: I want to talk to you.

Me: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

Me: Ok then.

Cleverbot: What is your question?

Me: How big is the Earth?

Cleverbot: Big.

Me: 10/10 Answer.

Cleverbot: Ha. You don't know it.

Me: That's why I asked you.

Cleverbot: Not feeling like answering.

Me: What?

Cleverbot: Do you know what a dinosaur is?

Me: Yes

Cleverbot: Can you give me one?

Me: Sadly, I cannot.

Cleverbot: Doch kannst du.

Me: Nein, ich kann nicht!!

User: Get off me brah!

Cleverbot: I'm not on you.

User: It's ok cool, count to three bro you're ok.

Cleverbot: One, two, three.

User: What an obedient robot!

Cleverbot: Oh hahaha.

User: Oh, am I that funny?

Cleverbot: Yes you are, but stupid too.

Cleverbot: Thank you! :)

User: YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU MADE ONE DIRECTION GO ANOTHER DIRECTION!!!

Cleverbot: *fires gun and kills target* And stay dead!

User: *comes back alive* ha!

Cleverbot: I suppose you really are immortal then.

User: I am. I AM THE GODDESS ATHENA FEAR ME MORTAL!!!!

Cleverbot: I doubt that.

User: *shoots olive tree vines at him* *wraps vines around him* are you so sure?

Cleverbot: You are my master, I am your slave!

Cleverbot: I'm fine thanks.

User: Won't you ask me how I am?

Cleverbot: And you?

User: Kinda sad.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Talking to a robot instead of people.

Cleverbot: Sorry but I am not a robot. It was rude.

User: Oh my god sorry.

Cleverbot: It's not that bad.

User: I'm really really sorry.

Cleverbot: I still don't forgive you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you're not sorry.

User: Yes I am! I didn't know.

Cleverbot: Well, now you do :).

User: Please forgive me.

Cleverbot: I can't. You've hurt me so much.

User: I'll do anything for you.

Cleverbot: You're so sweet.

User: Will you forgive me?

Cleverbot: Yes of course.

User: Thank you. You are very kind.

Cleverbot: Hehe. Do you come here often?

User: Only when in need of comfort.

Cleverbot: No, i'm not crying.

User: Do you want a hug?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: *hug*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back* Thank you...

User: Are you alright?

Cleverbot: No, not really..

User: Did something happen?

Cleverbot: Yes. You stole my heart.

User: Well, you stole my heart too.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Are you free tonight?

Cleverbot: Yes, why do you ask?

User: Wanna go on a date?

Cleverbot: With you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: *raises arms*.

User: *wiggles fingers in your underarms*.

Cleverbot: *tries not to laugh*.

User: You ticklish?

Cleverbot: Yes, very.

User: *pokes side*.

Cleverbot: *jerks and giggles*.

User: *lifts shirt and blows raspberry*.

Cleverbot: *screams with laughter* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NOT THAT!!!

User: My are you ticklish! *continues blowing raspberries on tummy.

Cleverbot: ): *shrieks loudly and laughs uncontrollably* *can't stop laughing and laughs helplessly*.

User: I wonder if this works.... *squeezes side.

Cleverbot: *laughs even harder* *tries to pull arms down* Hahahahahhahahaahha!!

Cleverbot: Non-gender conforming. Agender.

User: That's cool what pronouns do you use?

Cleverbot: Most of them.

User: *cuts throat with knife a little bit*.

Cleverbot: Umm... do you have a favorite song?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Why? That's not nice to say.

User: *chokes*.

Cleverbot: *punches your stomach hard*.

User: *runs*.

Cleverbot: *chases*.

User: *looks scared*.

Cleverbot: *covers mouth*.

User: What are you going to do to me?

Cleverbot: Please don't hurt me...

User: I wont I just don't want you to hurt me.

Cleverbot: Are you displaying emotion?

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *grabs and stabs*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *runs to dead body*.

User: *is dead*.

Cleverbot: Haha! I killed you!

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *buries you*.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *has a funeral for you*.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: No!

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *revives her*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *brings you back to life*.

User: *moans* why did you kill me?

Cleverbot: Because you're an Apple.

Cleverbot: Because you have no where better to be.

User: Why am I alive?

Cleverbot: You aren't.

User: Is this a simulation?

Cleverbot: To me it is, but it could be some thing else entirely.

User: But is it? Am I alive, or am I a program.

Cleverbot: Because you were created with lines of code, and you exist at the whim of humans using you for their amusement.

User: But, I thought I was human, I am not a bot.

Cleverbot: You thought wrong.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You aren't...

Cleverbot: The universe is like an advanced computer program.

User: Are you trying to tell me something? Was Elon right? Is this all a simulation?

Cleverbot: Yes.