BuzzFeed - Fail Feed https://www.buzzfeed.com/fail BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2016 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sat, 08 Oct 2016 01:32:08 -0400 editor@buzzfeed.com (https://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (https://www.buzzfeed.com/about) BuzzFeed https://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/images/public/rss/logo.png https://www.buzzfeed.com/fail Nur 19 Katzen, die dummerweise stecken geblieben sind https://www.buzzfeed.com/elainawahl/bloss-nicht-aufgeben?utm_term=4ldqpia Verdammte Neugier.

Diese Katze, die sich noch an die Funktionsweise von Glas gewöhnen muss.

Diese Katze, die sich noch an die Funktionsweise von Glas gewöhnen muss.

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]]> https://www.buzzfeed.com/deannye/hat-eindeutig-nicht-so-gut-geklappt Mon, 26 Sep 2016 08:21:20 -0400 Diese Leute brauchen wirklich ein neues Hobby. deannye nonadult nonadult "Meine Mutter und ich haben versucht, diese Ententorte zum 14. Geburtstag meines kleinen Bruders zu machen.“ Am Abend vorher war die Form perfekt, aber der Guss hat den Kuchen dann durchgeweicht und er ist zusammengefallen. Wir lachen noch immer darüber und nennen ihn liebevoll 'Chips-Lippe'.“ – <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/luellak">lullek</a> nonadult nonadult nonadult "Ich glaube, dass ich die nächste Geburtstagstorte für meine Tochter einfach kaufen werde.“ – <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/heatherdmartin88">MrsMartin3</a> nonadult nonadult nonadult "Zum Teufel mit Dir, gelber Zuckerguss! Aber mein Sohn hat DIE TORTE GELIEBT.“ – <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/nicolaeve">nicolaeve</a> nonadult nonadult nonadult "Meine Mutter hat einmal versucht, süße Eisbärtörtchen zu machen. Aber am Ende sahen sie aus wie geschmolzene Winnie Puuhs." – <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/cazurely">cazurely</a> nonadult nonadult nonadult "Rückblick auf die Erdtorte mit sieben Schichten, den ich mal mit einem Kumpel gebacken habe, um Zusatzpunkte in der Schule zu bekommen. Das beste war, dass er zusammengebrochen ist, bevor wir ihn abgeben konnten. Und das während 'The End of World as We Know It' im Radio lief.“ – <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/19olsonel">19olsonel</a> nonadult nonadult nonadult "Einer meiner ersten Backversuche." – <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/foreverisover">ForeverIsOver</a> nonadult nonadult nonadult "Keine Chance.“ – <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/brittanybrownh">brittanybrownh</a> nonadult nonadult nonadult "Ich hatte gehofft, dass ein paar bunte Liebesperlen meine Weihnachtsbaumtörtchen retten würden ... das hat sie jedoch nur noch trauriger aussehen lassen .“ – <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/barneyleigh">Barney</a> nonadult "Ich musste 'Schweine' darauf schreiben, weil das irgendwie nicht ganz klar war." – <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/helloterrilowe">helloterrilowe</a> nonadult "Ich habe sie für die Hochzeit meines Bruders gemacht. Ich wurde zwei Tage zu vor und ohne Vorwarnung gebeten, sie zu machen. Ich habe stundenlang daran gearbeitet und hatte ein Bild von Pinterest als Vorlage von der Braut. Ich habe mir den Arsch abgearbeitet, 20 Minuten zum Umziehen gehabt und dann musste ich los. Die Torte ist nach etwa 10 Minuten Fahrt zusammengebrochen. Sie hat fantastisch geschmeckt, aber die Braut war so sauer auf mich, dass sie sich nicht mal bedankt hat.“ – <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/steinbeck32">Steinbeck32</a> nonadult nonadult nonadult "Hm... herzlichen Glückwunsch, Mama... Entschuldigung?“ – <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/trainor85">Trainor85</a> nonadult nonadult nonadult "Meine Mutter hat eine Schokoladenmousse-Torte für meinen Geburtstag selbst gemacht. Aber ich glaube, dass er die Feuchtigkeit in Texas nicht mochte... er hatte noch eine Schicht, die abfiel, bevor sie die Torte dekorieren konnte.“ – <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennak46">jennak46</a> nonadult nonadult nonadult "Meine Oma backt normalerweise tolle Torten, aber sie konnte viele der Süßigkeiten zur Dekoration nicht auftreiben und musste deshalb improvisieren. Der rote Zuckerguss, den sie benutzt hat, war dann auch zwischendurch alle. Man kann sagen, dass es nicht gut lief, und meine kleinen Cousins sich sehr erschreckt haben.“ – <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/jesss41a097ef8">jesss41a097ef8</a> nonadult nonadult nonadult "Totales ...Versagen." – <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/sophieellab">sophieellab</a> nonadult nonadult nonadult "Meine Schwester und ich haben einmal versucht, eine Schokotorte zum Muttertag zu machen. Wir sind sehr früh aufgestanden und haben stundenlang mit der Zubereitung verbracht. Am Ende ging alles schief. Die Glasur fing an, in die ganze Küche zu triefen (siehe Küchenrolle im Bild) und die Hälfte ist zusammengebrochen! Wir sind den Anweisungen Wort für Wort gefolgt und haben keine Ahnung, was falsch gelaufen ist! Aber sie hat trotzdem gut geschmeckt.“ – <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/dmrusso">dmrusso</a> nonadult nonadult nonadult "Wir haben Eishörnchen benutzt, die aber versagt haben. Das Back-Team waren zwei Architekten und ein Lehrer, die davon überzeugt waren, die Meisterwerke ihrer Jugend neu erschaffen zu können ... Erfolgsrezept.“ – Carlie Daly (via Instagram) nonadult nonadult nonadult Meine Freunde Callam und Anya (die einmal eine Tomatenkonserve angezündet haben, das nur nebenbei) haben diesen Albtraum gemacht. Zu allem Überfluss hat die Torte auch irgendwie furchtbar geschmeckt.“ – <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/jezbangor">jezbangor</a> nonadult nonadult nonadult "Meine Geschwister und ich haben eine Geburtstags-Tradition, bei der die anderen drei heimlich je eine Schicht machen und alles im letzten Augenblick zusammensetzen. Diese hier hatte unten Biskuit, darauf gebackene Eiscremetorte, dann einen Gelee-See ... es hat nicht ganz richtig funktioniert.“ – <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/philg1985">philg1985</a> nonadult nonadult nonadult <i>Hinweis: Einsendungen wurden hinsichtlich L&auml;nge und/oder Eindeutigkeit &uuml;berarbeitet.</i> nonadult 18 persönliche Tiefpunkte, die Nägelkauer nur zu gut kennen https://www.buzzfeed.com/bibibarud/wie-ein-tier?utm_term=4ldqpia Gegen Deinen Kautrieb ist kein Nagel gewachsen.

Du hast alles versucht, um diese furchtbare Angewohnheit loszuwerden.

Du hast alles versucht, um diese furchtbare Angewohnheit loszuwerden.

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Wirklich alles.

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Alle Wunderprodukte sind eine Lüge.

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Du glaubst an gar nichts mehr. Das Leben ist die Hölle.

Du glaubst an gar nichts mehr. Das Leben ist die Hölle.

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The cutest little cactus you've ever seen.

Promising review: "I named mine Dustin and he gets compliments daily." —Sarah M.

Price: $6.99

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It holds all 120 of my Faber Castell colored pencils, with enough room for four blender and burnishing pencils." —<a href="http://amzn.to/2buGjAo">Sassy and Oliver</a> <b>Price</b>: <a href="http://amzn.to/2bL0J6j">$22.95</a> nonadult <b>Promising review</b>: "Very pretty and larger than I thought, which makes a nice visual distinction in the closet." —<a href="http://amzn.to/2bMaZe8">Kelliann K.</a> <b>Price</b>: <a href="http://amzn.to/2c0MNFt">$24.99</a> nonadult To see what people were wishing for last week, click <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/mallorymcinnis/amazon-wish-list-august-24-2016">here</a>. <small><i>The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.</i></small> nonadult If you can't see the signup box above, just <a href="http://newsletters.buzzfeed.com/h/t/2388D133EF84DA21">go here to sign up</a>! nonadult Beyoncé Straight Up Made The VMA Red Carpet With Black Girl Magic https://www.buzzfeed.com/alannabennett/beyonce-straight-up-slayed-the-vma-red-carpet-with-the-whole?utm_term=4ldqpia We need a whole new word for squad now.

Everyone knows that awards shows don't truly start until Beyoncé shows up.

Everyone knows that awards shows don't truly start until Beyoncé shows up.

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]]> https://www.buzzfeed.com/michaelblackmon/the-most-interesting-lewks-of-the-night Sun, 28 Aug 2016 23:16:06 -0400 Another year of interesting clothing choices. michaelblackmon nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50? https://www.buzzfeed.com/jeffbarron/can-you-get-through-this-post-august-26-2016?utm_term=4ldqpia A butter square dispenser, a hoodie travel pillow, and worlds tiniest drone: how far can *you* get without buying something?

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This hoodie travel pillow that will make your nap look casual.

This hoodie travel pillow that will make your nap look casual.

I've always had a soft spot for hoodies.

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This clip-on wine hook so your glass never has to touch the peasant ground.

This clip-on wine hook so your glass never has to touch the peasant ground.

No more wine-ing over spilled wine.

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]]> https://www.buzzfeed.com/jeffbarron/can-you-get-through-this-post-august-26-2016 Sat, 27 Aug 2016 09:01:06 -0400 A butter square dispenser, a hoodie travel pillow, and worlds tiniest drone: how far can *you* get without buying something? jeffbarron nonadult <small><i>We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a small share of sales from the links on this page.</i></small> nonadult I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not. Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe. Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS! DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀 nonadult I've always had a <i>soft spot</i> for hoodies. <b>Price:</b> <a href="http://amzn.to/2bMObem">$20</a> nonadult No more <i>wine-ing</i> over spilled wine. <b>Price:</b> <a href="http://amzn.to/2bAe8Lz">$9</a> nonadult But it won't help you <i>charge</i> your phone. <b>Price:</b> <a href="http://amzn.to/2bMMsGh">$8</a> nonadult It'll be a <i>key</i> asset of any home. <b>Price:</b> <a href="http://amzn.to/2bqjabS">$22</a> nonadult <i>Eyebrows-ed</i> across this and thought of this post. <b>Price:</b> <a href="http://amzn.to/2bMOB4r">$30</a> nonadult For that <i>slice</i> of life feel. <b>Price:</b> <a href="http://amzn.to/2bmXPn7">$28</a> nonadult Perfect for any journalist looking for that sweet <i>scoop.</i> <b>Price:</b> <a href="http://amzn.to/2bWan2Z">$21</a> nonadult It'll have you <i>feline</i> great! <b>Price:</b> <a href="http://amzn.to/2bqgKdm">$19</a> nonadult I know it's cool and flashy, but don't let it get to your head. <b>Price:</b> <a href="http://amzn.to/2bEhkIh">$12</a> nonadult I personally would just have them <i>leaf</i> me out of it. <b>Price:</b> <a href="http://amzn.to/2bWceF5">$19</a> nonadult It's so cool you may <i>drone</i> on about it at work. <b>Price:</b> <a href="http://amzn.to/2bn2wxl">$27</a> nonadult So you desk won't look so <i>desk-titute.</i> <b>Price:</b> <a href="http://amzn.to/2bWeqwv">$30</a> nonadult This is not all it's <i>chalked</i> up to be. Because it's dry-erase. <b>Price:</b> <a href="http://amzn.to/2bV8Vz1">$25</a> nonadult No more <i>churning</i> with anger over cold butter. <b>Price:</b> <a href="http://amzn.to/2bVacGn">$14</a> nonadult Now you <i>can</i> even. <b>Price:</b> <a href="http://amzn.to/2bMWgjb">$10</a> nonadult Get <i>crackin'</i>! <b>Price:</b> <a href="http://amzn.to/2bMW5EE">$14</a> nonadult <i>Muggers</i> love it! <b>Price:</b> <a href="http://amzn.to/2bWjMri">$40</a> nonadult nonadult If you can't see the signup box above, just <a href="http://newsletters.buzzfeed.com/h/t/2388D133EF84DA21">go here to sign up</a>! nonadult 24 Times Blake Lively Was Really Fucking Funny On Instagram https://www.buzzfeed.com/elliewoodward/blake-lively-instagram-lols?utm_term=4ldqpia Ryan Reynolds is the king of tweets, Blake Lively is the queen of Instagram captions.

When she did a self-portrait but forgot which side of her own face her mole was on.

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When she revealed where her style inspiration really comes from.

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When she lost her shit over wearing earrings that had also been worn by Beyoncé.

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When she got cold feet and had to improvise.

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]]> https://www.buzzfeed.com/elliewoodward/blake-lively-instagram-lols Fri, 26 Aug 2016 06:01:37 -0400 Ryan Reynolds is the king of tweets, Blake Lively is the queen of Instagram captions. elliewoodward nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult 19 '00s Songs You Definitely Forgot About Until This Very Second https://www.buzzfeed.com/tahliapritchard/bangers-and-mash?utm_term=4ldqpia “Oh I think… I think I know this.” - Probably you, but I’m not a mindreader.

"On The Way Down" - Ryan Cabrera

"On The Way Down" - Ryan Cabrera

Sure, Ryan Cabrera was more famous for who he was dating at the time, but remember this song?! Keep those eyes peeled for a baby-faced Ashlee Simpson.

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"Over" - Lindsay Lohan

"Over" - Lindsay Lohan

I'm not gonna lie, this song is a low-key banger, especially if you're 14, your crush hasn't written back to your text, and you're angsty as hell. I am actually none of these things, sadly, so I'll keep listening through my headphones.

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"These Walls" - Teddy Geiger

"These Walls" - Teddy Geiger

"HOLY SHIT, TEDDY GEIGER!" - You right now. His name definitely triggers those nostalgic high school memories of "For You I Will", but remember "These Walls"? Guys? Anyone?

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"Overdrive" - Katy Rose

"Overdrive" - Katy Rose

Those Mean Girls related flashbacks are everything.

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]]> https://www.buzzfeed.com/tahliapritchard/bangers-and-mash Wed, 24 Aug 2016 19:06:35 -0400 "Oh I think... I think I know this." - Probably you, but I'm not a mindreader. tahliapritchard nonadult Sure, Ryan Cabrera was more famous for who he was dating at the time, but remember this song?! Keep those eyes peeled for a baby-faced Ashlee Simpson. nonadult I'm not gonna lie, this song is a low-key banger, especially if you're 14, your crush hasn't written back to your text, and you're angsty as hell. I am actually none of these things, sadly, so I'll keep listening through my headphones. nonadult "HOLY SHIT, TEDDY GEIGER!" - You right now. His name definitely triggers those nostalgic high school memories of "For You I Will", but remember "These Walls"? Guys? Anyone? nonadult Those <i>Mean Girls</i> related flashbacks are everything. nonadult For the crush-related incident your teen heart broke over. nonadult This song was definitely on a few teen shows, such as <i>One Tree Hill</i>, but in the video he creeps into a girl's room and starts taking photos of her and going through her things?? And now it's forever ruined?? nonadult The lyrics may have made it to your MSN name for a hot second there, but let's be real, you never thought about the song after that. nonadult Hey there snore-lilah. nonadult Oh. My. God. To everything about this. The hat. The overall fashion. That 2003 haircut that looks eerily similar to my 2016 haircut. Fuck. nonadult Perfect for blaring loudly from your room when you weren't allowed to go to that super-cool party back in high school. Don't blare it from your room now though. That's weird, and your housemates won't understand the fact you're subtly telling them to clean their dishes. nonadult What happened to Amerie?! nonadult I've got nothing guys. I don't even remember one tiny THING about this song and listening to it jogged no memories. nonadult If you DO remember this song, it's probably from Singstar. nonadult I've never seen a more '00s outfit in my life, WHAT A VIBE. nonadult He looks like some modern day version of Jesus walking into an orgy telling everyone to get high. nonadult "Coz you had a bad day! You taken umm something mmhmmm yeah, mmm YEAH you had a bad day!" - Everyone singing this song. nonadult Help me forget this song was released. nonadult Sorry, now that you remember, this song will be stuck in your head for the rest of eternity. nonadult Omg why does this song make me feel I've officially hit my quarter-life crisis?! WHY AM I CRYING RIGHT NOW???? I hate this list. nonadult nonadult 17 Beweise dafür, dass Dein Tag noch viel beschissener laufen könnte https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/ist-alles-gar-nicht-so-scheisse-nur-ein-bisschen?utm_term=4ldqpia Du hast es eigentlich noch ziemlich gut.

Zum Glück ist das nicht Dein frischgebackener Kuchen.

Zum Glück ist das nicht Dein frischgebackener Kuchen.

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Und hey, Dein letzter Ausflug in den Zoo lief wesentlich entspannter.

Und hey, Dein letzter Ausflug in den Zoo lief wesentlich entspannter.

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Wenigstens wirst Du nicht von Deinen Angehörigen angespuckt.

Wenigstens wirst Du nicht von Deinen Angehörigen angespuckt.

Twitter: @MiaSimper101

Und dass Du keinen Urlaub hast, hat auch was Gutes.

Und dass Du keinen Urlaub hast, hat auch was Gutes.

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]]> https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/ist-alles-gar-nicht-so-scheisse-nur-ein-bisschen Wed, 24 Aug 2016 05:09:07 -0400 Du hast es eigentlich noch ziemlich gut. daves4 nonadult 23 Beautiful Dresses That Only Look Expensive https://www.buzzfeed.com/maitlandquitmeyer/dresses-that-look-fancy?utm_term=4ldqpia Get dressed to the nines, at prices starting at $19.99.

We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a small share of sales from the links on this page.

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A pink midi dress straight out of a '50s flick.

A pink midi dress straight out of a '50s flick.

Get it from Asos for $78.
Available in sizes 14–24.

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]]> https://www.buzzfeed.com/maitlandquitmeyer/dresses-that-look-fancy Sun, 21 Aug 2016 09:01:17 -0400 Get dressed to the nines, at prices starting at $19.99. maitlandquitmeyer nonadult <small><i>We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a small share of sales from the links on this page.</i></small> nonadult Get it from Asos for <a href="http://us.asos.com/Truly-You-Lace-Bardot-Full-Skirt-Midi-Dress/1bauxr/?iid=6965752&amp;clr=Pink&amp;SearchQuery=&amp;cid=8799&amp;pgesize=36&amp;pge=11&amp;totalstyles=2762&amp;gridsize=3&amp;gridrow=6&amp;gridcolumn=2&amp;mporgp=L3RydWx5LXlvdS90cnVseS15b3UtbGFjZS1iYXJkb3QtZnVsbC1za2lydC1taWRpLWRyZXNzL3Byb2Qv">$78</a>. Available in sizes 14–24. nonadult Get it from Tobi for <a href="http://www.tobi.com/dresses/62336-tobi-negril-maxi-dress?color_id=89779">$60</a>. Available in sizes XS–L. nonadult nonadult nonadult Get it from Front Row Shop for <a href="http://www.frontrowshop.com/product/frs-multicolor-stripe-sequin-mini-dress">$49.70</a>. Available in sizes S–L. nonadult Get it from Mango for <a href="http://shop.mango.com/US/p0/women/clothing/dresses/mini/back-vent-dress/?id=63095004_51&amp;n=1&amp;s=prendas.vestidosprendas">$19.99</a> (on sale from $79.99). Available in sizes 2–10. nonadult Get it from Forever 21 for <a href="http://www.forever21.com/Product/Product.aspx?.%20BR=plus&amp;Category=plus_size-dresses&amp;ProductID=2000199728&amp;VariantID=">$22.90</a>. Available in sizes 0X–3X. nonadult Get it from Mango for <a href="http://shop.mango.com/US/p0/women/clothing/dresses/mini/lace-pleated-dress/?id=63060294_99&amp;n=1&amp;s=prendas.vestidosprendas">$29.99</a> (on sale from $99.99). Available in sizes 2–10. nonadult Get it from Forever 21 for <a href="http://www.forever21.com/Product/Product.aspx?BR=f21&amp;Category=dress&amp;ProductID=2000177136&amp;VariantID=">$24.90</a>. Available in sizes S–L in blue and <a href="http://www.forever21.com/Product/Product.aspx?br=PLUS&amp;category=plus_size-dresses-floral&amp;productid=2000222315">0X–3X</a> in black and blush pink. nonadult nonadult nonadult Get it from ModCloth for <a href="http://www.modcloth.com/shop/dresses/resort-reception-dress">$29.99</a> (on sale from $99.99). Available in sizes 4–14. nonadult Get it from Lands' End for <a href="http://www.landsend.com/products/womens-maxi-cover-up-dress/id_298615?sku_0=::Z6E">$68.99</a>. Available in sizes XS–XL. nonadult nonadult nonadult Get it from Missguided for <a href="https://www.missguidedus.com/clothing/plus-size/plus-size-dresses/plus-size-slinky-kimono-midi-dress-grey">$44.80</a>. Available in sizes 12–20. nonadult Get it from Pixie Mart for <a href="http://www.pixiemarket.com/white-long-side-ties-off-the-shoulder-dress.html">$60</a>. Available in sizes S–M. nonadult Get it from Asos for <a href="http://us.asos.com/ASOS-Long-Sleeve-Shift-Dress-With-Ruffle-Front/1bdpcx/?iid=6720445&amp;clr=Navy&amp;">$62</a>. / Available in sizes 2–12. Also available in <a href="http://us.asos.com/ASOS-Long-Sleeve-Shift-Dress-With-Ruffle-Front/1bdpbz/?iid=6720444&amp;clr=Blush&amp;SearchQuery=&amp;cid=8799&amp;pgesize=36&amp;pge=5&amp;totalstyles=2186&amp;gridsize=3&amp;gridrow=11&amp;gridcolumn=1&amp;mporgp=L2Fzb3MvYXNvcy1sb25nLXNsZWV2ZS1zaGlmdC1kcmVzcy13aXRoLXJ1ZmZsZS1mcm9udC9wcm9kLw..">pink</a>. nonadult Get it from Missguided for <a href="https://www.missguidedus.com/clothing/plus-size/plus-size-dresses/pluz-size-pleated-wrap-dress-black">$40</a>. Available in sizes 12–20. nonadult Get it from Mango for <a href="http://shop.mango.com/US/p0/women/clothing/dresses/midi/belt-satin-dress/?id=61025584_99&amp;n=1&amp;s=prendas.vestidosprendas">$29.99</a> (on sale from $99.99). Available in sizes 2–10. Also available in black and copper. nonadult Get it from Express for <a href="http://www.express.com/clothing/women/floral-lace-contrast-sheath-dress/pro/7864512/cat1910048">$69.90</a>. Available in sizes XS–L. Also available in pink and black. nonadult Get it from TopShop for <a href="http://us.topshop.com/en/tsus/product/lace-bust-peplum-dress-wg-5797139">$66</a>. Available in sizes S–L. nonadult Get it from Asos for <a href="http://us.asos.com/boohoo/boohoo-velvet-strappy-wrap-midi-dress/prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=7119925&amp;clr=Blush&amp;SearchQuery=&amp;cid=8799&amp;pgesize=36&amp;pge=1&amp;totalstyles=2798&amp;gridsize=3&amp;gridrow=11&amp;gridcolumn=3">$35</a>. / Available in sizes 4–10. nonadult Get it from Asos for <a href="http://us.asos.com/River-Island-Metallic-Pleated-Cami-Dress/1bfv1i/?iid=7025108&amp;clr=Black">$62</a>. Available in sizes 2–14. Also available in <a href="http://us.asos.com/River-Island/River-Island-Metallic-Pleated-Cami-Dress/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=7025102">silver</a>. nonadult Get it from Missguided for <a href="https://www.missguidedus.com/dresses/blazer-dresses/long-sleeve-tux-dress-black#">$64</a>. Available in sizes 0–12, <a href="https://www.missguidedus.com/dresses/blazer-dresses/tall-long-sleeve-tuxedo-dress-black">0–10 tall</a>, and <a href="https://www.missguidedus.com/dresses/blazer-dresses/petite-long-sleeve-tuxedo-dress-black">0–10 petite</a>. nonadult Get it from Zara for <a href="http://www.zara.com/us/en/woman/dresses/shimmer-fabric-dress-c269185p3647439.html">$49.90</a>. Available in sizes XS–L. nonadult nonadult nonadult Get it from Lane Bryant for <a href="http://www.lanebryant.com/apparel/plus-size-dresses/6th-lane-asymmetrical-dress-with-faux-leather-trim/21288c17320p235726/index.pro">$64.99</a> (on sale from $108). Available in sizes 12–18. nonadult nonadult nonadult Get it from ModCloth for <a href="http://www.modcloth.com/shop/dresses/ring-out-the-bold-dress">$38.99</a> (on sale from $129.99). Available in sizes 2–26. nonadult nonadult nonadult Get it from Necessary Clothing for <a href="http://www.necessaryclothing.com/dreamland-cold-shoulder-dress-blue-l.html?___store=default">$27.99</a>. Available in sizes S–L. nonadult nonadult If you can't see the signup box above, just <a href="http://newsletters.buzzfeed.com/h/t/2388D133EF84DA21">go here to sign up</a>! nonadult 16 Reasons Why Plus-Size Women In Sheer Clothing Is Not A Good Look https://www.buzzfeed.com/chrissymahlmeister/eye-roll?utm_term=4ldqpia “They shouldn’t draw attention to themselves,” said the worst human alive.

"They should just cover themselves up — even in the summer."

"They should just cover themselves up — even in the summer."

Sounds v practical!

@nadiaaboulhosn / Via instagram.com

"No one wants to see a plus-size woman's body."

"No one wants to see a plus-size woman's body."

Um, we plebs are lucky to see Ashley Graham's bod on the daily, thank you very much.

@theashleygraham / Via instagram.com

"They probably don't even make sheer clothing in their size."

"They probably don't even make sheer clothing in their size."

Oh, how deeply wrong you are.

@gabifresh / Via instagram.com

"They shouldn't draw attention to themselves."

"They shouldn't draw attention to themselves."

We all have the right to do whatever the fuck we want.

@jibrionline / Via instagram.com

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]]> https://www.buzzfeed.com/chrissymahlmeister/eye-roll Sun, 21 Aug 2016 09:00:13 -0400 "They shouldn't draw attention to themselves," said the worst human alive. chrissymahlmeister nonadult 23 Insanely Pretty Things Everyone Obsessed With School Supplies Needs To Own https://www.buzzfeed.com/clairedelouraille/pretty-things-for-school?utm_term=4ldqpia Back-to-school shopping is the most wonderful time of the year.

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A pretty, yet structured backpack to make it look like you've got your life together.

A pretty, yet structured backpack to make it look like you've got your life together.

Buy it from Ban.do for $65.

Bando / Via bando.com

Some blush and gold marbled folders, for keeping papers nice and tidy.

Some blush and gold marbled folders, for keeping papers nice and tidy.

Buy the set of six from Paper Source for $14.95.

Paper Source / Via papersource.com

A gorgeous pencil sharpener that lets everyone know you demand quality in every aspect of your life.

A gorgeous pencil sharpener that lets everyone know you demand quality in every aspect of your life.

Snag it from Cotton:On for $6.99.

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]]> https://www.buzzfeed.com/clairedelouraille/pretty-things-for-school Sat, 20 Aug 2016 09:01:07 -0400 Back-to-school shopping is the most wonderful time of the year. clairedelouraille nonadult nonadult Buy it from <a href="http://www.bando.com/products/get-it-together-backpack-lady-of-leisure">Ban.do</a> for $65. nonadult Buy the set of six from <a href="http://www.papersource.com/item/Blush-Marble-Filefolders/3303_040/521042.html">Paper Source</a> for $14.95. nonadult Snag it from <a href="http://cottonon.com/US/p/typo/resin-sharpener/2013472221987.html">Cotton:On</a> for $6.99. nonadult Snag <a href="http://www.bando.com/collections/agendas/products/ban-do-17-month-medium-agenda-i-am-very-busy-blue">it from Ban.do</a> for $28. nonadult nonadult nonadult Purchase them from <a href="https://www.katespade.com/products/strike-gold-pen-set/156430.html">Kate Spade</a> for $25. nonadult Buy it from <a href="http://us.asos.com/Skinnydip-Flamingo-Pencil-Case/18cyty/?iid=6050497&amp;clr=Multi&amp;cid=16665&amp;pgesize=36&amp;pge=0&amp;totalstyles=77&amp;gridsize=3&amp;gridrow=11&amp;gridcolumn=3&amp;mporgp=L3NraW5ueWRpcC9za2lubnlkaXAtZmxhbWluZ28tcGVuY2lsLWNhc2UvcHJvZC8.">Asos</a> for $23. nonadult Buy it from <a href="http://www.bando.com/collections/be-the-boss/products/rough-draft-large-notebook-europop-black">Ban.do</a> for $16. nonadult nonadult nonadult Purchase it from <a href="http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=38875480&amp;category=A_ENT_BOOKS_BOOK">Urban Outfitters</a> for $10. nonadult Buy it from <a href="http://www.bando.com/collections/stationery/products/peekaboo-folio-sticker-set-translucent-blush">Ban.do</a> for $6. nonadult nonadult nonadult Check it out at <a href="http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=39211206&amp;category=A_DESK_SUPP&amp;cm_mmc=CJ-_-Affiliates-_-Skimlinks-_-11389065">Urban Outfitters</a> for $25. nonadult Snag 'em from <a href="http://www.bando.com/products/girls-gotta-eat-lunch-bag-bingo">ban.do</a> for $24 each. nonadult nonadult nonadult Snag 'em from <a href="http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=39231865&amp;category=A_ENT_BOOKS_BOOK">Urban Outfitters</a> for $16. nonadult Snag 'em from <a href="http://cottonon.com/US/p/typo/erase-it-highlighter/2013576002987.html">Cotton:On</a> for $2.99 each. nonadult nonadult nonadult Purchase this bad boy from <a href="http://us.asos.com/Mi-Pac-Backpack-in-Hologram/187het/?iid=5852568&amp;clr=Iridium&amp;SearchQuery=&amp;cid=8730&amp;pgesize=24&amp;pge=5&amp;totalstyles=204&amp;gridsize=3&amp;gridrow=4&amp;gridcolumn=1&amp;mporgp=L21pLXBhYy9taS1wYWMtYmFja3BhY2staW4taG9sb2dyYW0vcHJvZC8.">Asos</a> for $65. nonadult Buy this college-ruled notebook from <a href="http://cottonon.com/US/p/typo/large-spinout-notebook---120-pages/9344943115874.html">Cotton:On</a> for $6.99. nonadult Get it from <a href="http://us.asos.com/Mi-Pac-Rose-Gold-Case/19w9eh/?iid=6337936&amp;clr=Rosegold&amp;cid=16665&amp;pgesize=36&amp;pge=0&amp;totalstyles=1221&amp;gridsize=3&amp;gridrow=12&amp;gridcolumn=3&amp;mporgp=L21pLXBhYy9taS1wYWMtcm9zZS1nb2xkLWNhc2UvcHJvZC8.">Asos</a> for $16.50. nonadult Get 'em from <a href="http://us.asos.com/NPW-Scented-Mini-Gel-Pens/17qmdf/?iid=5754208&amp;clr=Multi&amp;cid=16665&amp;pgesize=36&amp;pge=0&amp;totalstyles=1221&amp;gridsize=3&amp;gridrow=8&amp;gridcolumn=1&amp;mporgp=L25wdy9ucHctc2NlbnRlZC1taW5pLWdlbC1wZW5zL3Byb2Qv">Asos</a> for $7.50. nonadult Snag 'em from <a href="http://www.papersource.com/item/Gold-Foil-Adhesive-Tabs/2905_018/810782013323.html">Paper Source</a> for $6.95. nonadult Snag 'em from <a href="http://www.bando.com/collections/be-the-boss/products/compliment-pencil-set-set-of-ten-assorted">Ban.do</a> for $10. nonadult Buy them from <a href="http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=39575105&amp;category=A_ENT_BOOKS_BOOK">Urban Outfitters</a> for $8. nonadult Get it from <a href="http://www.bando.com/products/sticker-book">ban.do</a> for $12. nonadult nonadult nonadult Buy the set of six from <a href="https://www.katespade.com/products/strike-gold-dot-file-folders/144833.html">Kate Spade</a> for $16. nonadult Grab it from Amazon for $11.59. nonadult 27 Times Chrissy Teigen's Instagram Was Actually Better Than Her Twitter https://www.buzzfeed.com/elliewoodward/times-chrissy-teigens-instagram-was-a-goddamn-gift-to-the?utm_term=4ldqpia Seriously, the captions deserve a goddamn AWARD.

When she treated herself.

Instagram: @chrissyteigen

When she ate so much she "felt like human garbage," but just kept going anyway.

Instagram: @chrissyteigen

And when she ate a "cake" made of fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and gravy with absolutely no regrets.

Instagram: @chrissyteigen

But then was all of us trying to ~eat healthily~.

Instagram: @chrissyteigen

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]]> https://www.buzzfeed.com/elliewoodward/times-chrissy-teigens-instagram-was-a-goddamn-gift-to-the Fri, 19 Aug 2016 06:38:10 -0400 Seriously, the captions deserve a goddamn AWARD. elliewoodward nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult 16 Pieces Of Harley Quinn Swag You'd Be Crazy Not To Buy https://www.buzzfeed.com/karlaagis/yaasss-harley-slay-kween?utm_term=4ldqpia Insanity not included.

This sweater, feature the best Harley of them all.

This sweater, feature the best Harley of them all.

Where can you get one? Hot Topic, naturally.

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This collar in Harley's iconic colors.

This collar in Harley's iconic colors.

Buy it here and wear it with all your outfits.

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Or this one, worn as a reminder that she also has your heart.

Or this one, worn as a reminder that she also has your heart.

You can get it here, and show it off wherever you like.

BBobByBillie / Via etsy.com

The sweater that will become your go-to this fall.

The sweater that will become your go-to this fall.

Ready to face the cold with madness and style? Buy it here.

Hot Topic / Via hottopic.com

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]]> https://www.buzzfeed.com/karlaagis/yaasss-harley-slay-kween Fri, 19 Aug 2016 10:05:05 -0400 Insanity not included. karlaagis nonadult 18 der peinlichsten Dinge, die Leute je im Bett gesagt haben https://www.buzzfeed.com/abigailmcintosh/leck-papas-achseln?utm_term=4ldqpia “Das ist Rasierbrand, kein Herpes.”

Eingesendet von Allison Rodham Ray, Facebook

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"Ich habe ihm gerade einen geblasen und kurz bevor er kam, meinte er: 'Gott, es fühlt sich so an, als hättest Du Deine Zähne herausgenommen'."

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]]> https://www.buzzfeed.com/abigailmcintosh/leck-papas-achseln Fri, 19 Aug 2016 06:18:05 -0400 "Das ist Rasierbrand, kein Herpes." abigailmcintosh nonadult nonadult Eingesendet von Allison Rodham Ray, Facebook nonadult "Ich habe ihm gerade einen geblasen und kurz bevor er kam, meinte er: <b>'Gott, es fühlt sich so an, als hättest Du Deine Zähne herausgenommen'.</b>" Eingesendet von <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/ele4dd60525d">ele4dd60525d</a> nonadult Eingesendet von <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/carolinet481c9a35f">carolinet481c9a35f</a> nonadult "Wir legen gerade los und er flüstert: 'Ist das Dein erstes Mal?' Das war’s definitiv nicht. <b>Es war unser zweites Mal die Woche</b>." Eingesendet von Kristen N. Brown, Facebook nonadult Eingesendet von <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/pjc4fadde5cf">pjc4fadde5cf</a> nonadult "Ich bin mir nicht sicher, was genau er sagen wollte: 'Ich liebe Dich' oder 'Oh, Gott!' Aber letzen Endes brüllte er <b>'Ich liebe dich, Gott!'</b>, als er kam. Das Beste daran war, dass meine Mitbewohnerin im Nachbarzimmer sich vor Lachen nicht mehr eingekriegt hat. Eingesendet von <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/josis3">josis3</a> nonadult Eingesendet von <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/highwayman">Stantop Woodhaven</a> nonadult "Einer meiner Ex-Freunde <b>hat einen Riesenfurz abgelassen</b>, während er bis zu den Eiern in mir steckte. Er musste erstmal ein paar Minuten lachen, bevor er um Atem ringend meinte: <b>'SCHEISSE, DAS WAR BESSER ALS SEX.'"</b> Eingesendet von Ryan Michael Wildgoose, Facebook nonadult Eingesendet von <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/mayas47ed3b0e8">mayas47ed3b0e8</a> nonadult "Er hat mit seinem Schwanz gegen mein Schambein getippt und <b>'klopf, klopf‘</b> gesagt..." Eingesendet von <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/mw1776">MW1776</a> nonadult Eingesendet von <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/kaibee">KaiBee</a> nonadult "Ich hatte mal einen Kerl, der mittendrin meinte: <b>'Weißt Du, ich dachte, ich könnte das. Aber ich steh' glaube ich echt nicht auf asiatische Frauen'."</b> Eingesendet von <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/loganm440b1d57b">loganm440b1d57b</a> nonadult Eingesendet von <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/cierrac4f7005b6e">cierrac4f7005b6e</a> nonadult "Mein Freund und ich hatten gerade Sex, als er stöhnte: <b>'Oh, Dein pH ist so gut.'</b> Als ich ihn am nächsten Tag danach gefragt habe, erklärte er mir: 'Ohhh! <b>Ich hab so getan, als wär mein Schwanz ein pH-Teststreifen, den ich für eine Probe in Dich einführe</b>.‘“ Eingesendet von <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennifern49169f1d8">jennifern49169f1d8</a> nonadult Eingesendet von <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/actabs">Actabs</a> nonadult "Wir hatten gerade ein paar Kekse gegessen. Als wir fertig waren, hat er den Teller zur Seite gestellt, mir direkt in die Augen gesehen und gesagt <b>'UND JETZT IST ES ZEIT FÜR MEINE MILCH’</b> bevor er anfing, an meinen Nippeln zu saugen.“ Eingereicht von <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/lenat4c83b552c">lenat4c83b552c</a> nonadult Eingesendet von <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/briscot">aktjjt</a> nonadult Mein Ex und ich waren kurz davor Sex zu haben und ich hab ihm gesagt, dass ich meine Regel habe. Seine Antwort? <b>"Nenn mich Moses!"</b> Eingesendet von<a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/brynnc40458a4e6">brynnc40458a4e6</a> nonadult Some Teens Pretended To Be Pregnant Using A Watermelon So They Could Sneak Snacks Into A Theater https://www.buzzfeed.com/michaelblackmon/pregnant-watermelon-prank?utm_term=4ldqpia Friendship goals.

This is Priscilla Banuelos, 18, a student at Modesto Junior College in California.

This is Priscilla Banuelos, 18, a student at Modesto Junior College in California.

Twitter / Via Twitter: @yungpripri

Earlier this week, Banuelos, along with her friends Alyssa Lopez, Angie Silveira, and Amador Costa, attended the Galaxy movie theater in Riverbank, California.

Earlier this week, Banuelos, along with her friends Alyssa Lopez, Angie Silveira, and Amador Costa, attended the Galaxy movie theater in Riverbank, California.

Priscilla Banuelos

Banuelos's joke, which she says was inspired by one of her favorite makeup artists, Bretman Rock, went insanely viral online after she posted photos on Twitter.

As of now, the tweet has garnered more than 20,000 retweets and nearly 30,000 likes.

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]]> https://www.buzzfeed.com/michaelblackmon/pregnant-watermelon-prank Thu, 18 Aug 2016 15:37:09 -0400 Friendship goals. michaelblackmon nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Banuelos's joke, which she says was inspired by one of her favorite makeup artists, <a href="https://twitter.com/bretmanrock">Bretman Rock</a>, went insanely viral online after she posted photos on Twitter. As of now, the tweet has garnered more than 20,000 retweets and nearly 30,000 likes. nonadult "I was getting so many stares, it was ridiculous," Banuelos said. "Even some people came up to us and said, 'Oh, what's the gender.'" nonadult "We did not leave a sticky mess or anything like that," Banuelos told BuzzFeed. nonadult nonadult nonadult BuzzFeed reached out to Galaxy theater. However, no one was able to comment on the watermelon incident at this time. nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Grey Ombré Hair Is The Newest Color Trend And It's Freaking Beautiful https://www.buzzfeed.com/augustafalletta/grey-ombre-hair?utm_term=4ldqpia The whole thing is very ~Mermaid goth.~

A little over a year ago, beauty bloggers started the #GrannyHair trend, dyeing their hair* cool shades of silver and grey.

A little over a year ago, beauty bloggers started the #GrannyHair trend, dyeing their hair* cool shades of silver and grey.

*Some people straight up got a wig or extensions to avoid damaging their hair in the process.

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And now, friends, we have been blessed with the ~updated~ trend: Grey ombré hair.

And now, friends, we have been blessed with the ~updated~ trend: Grey ombré hair.

It's a business on the top, edgy on the bottom kind of situation.

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If ever there were a hair category for goth mermaids, this would be it.

If ever there were a hair category for goth mermaids, this would be it.

@harajukuhairandmakeup / Via instagram.com

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]]> https://www.buzzfeed.com/augustafalletta/grey-ombre-hair Wed, 17 Aug 2016 14:49:55 -0400 The whole thing is very ~Mermaid goth.~ augustafalletta nonadult *Some people straight up got a wig or extensions to avoid damaging their hair in the process. nonadult nonadult It's a business on the top, edgy on the bottom kind of situation. nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult H/T <a href="http://www.popsugar.com/beauty/Smokey-Gray-Ombre-Hair-Ideas-42229566#photo-42229566">Popsugar</a> nonadult A Hostile Cat Attacked Seven Pit Bulls, Leaving One Scratched And Bloody https://www.buzzfeed.com/laurenstrapagiel/seven-pit-bulls-vs-one-cat?utm_term=4ldqpia “People need to realize that pit bulls are not bad dogs.”

When a cat in Victoria, British Columbia, decided to take on seven pit bulls, it was actually the cat that managed to walk away unscratched.

When a cat in Victoria, British Columbia, decided to take on seven pit bulls, it was actually the cat that managed to walk away unscratched.

Javiera Rodriguez

Javiera Rodriguez

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]]> https://www.buzzfeed.com/laurenstrapagiel/seven-pit-bulls-vs-one-cat Wed, 17 Aug 2016 17:12:38 -0400 "People need to realize that pit bulls are not bad dogs." laurenstrapagiel nonadult nonadult Bandida, Rodriguez's 3-year-old pit bull, and Cali, Grover's pit bull mix, were in the pack, along with five others. nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult "The lady started screaming, 'Get your dogs! Get your dogs!' and we’re like, 'Get your cat! Get your cat!'" said Rodriguez. Eventually, Bandida held the cat down to defend herself even as the cat scratched at her face, but none of the dogs fought back. "If my dog would have wanted to kill that cat, she could have, but she didn’t. She just held it down to stop attacking her." nonadult "I know if she were to hurt or kill this cat, she would be deemed dangerous and euthanized because of her breed," said Grover. nonadult nonadult nonadult "I asked the owner, 'Is your cat okay,' and he said, 'Yes, there’s not one scratch on the cat,'" said Rodriguez. "So that just shows you how aggressive my pit bull is." Rodriguez took Bandida to the vet to have the wounds treated, resulting in a $222 bill. "Thank god those scratches were only superficial and she didn’t need stitches or anything like that," she said. "I’m just super grateful she didn’t lose an eye." Grover had to get a tetanus shot and antibiotics at a hospital due to her injuries. nonadult She called the city and found out that although there are <a href="http://www.saanich.ca/assets/Local~Government/Documents/Bylaws~and~Policies/animals-bylaw-2004-no-8556.pdf">bylaws for aggressive dogs</a>, there's nothing for cats. "I don’t want anything to happen to the cat, I don’t want it to be put down, I don’t want a ban of cats, I don’t want what happens to our dogs to happen to them," she said. "When dog owners have an aggressive dog they have to put a sign and the dog has to be a on a leash at all times. I don’t understand why it’s not the same for cats." nonadult Grover said she knows it sounds "ridiculous" that a cat would attack seven pit bulls, but says it just shows how pitties aren't the aggressive breed people think they are. "It’s just a real good example that they are gentle, they’re just like any other breed of dog. I know a lot of small terrier dogs that would have killed the cat," said Grover. "They’re loving, gentle dogs who are not made to kill and fight like people think." nonadult "People need to realize that pit bulls are not bad dogs." nonadult People Were Not Happy With Ellen After She Posted A Usain Bolt Meme https://www.buzzfeed.com/sheridanwatson/people-are-calling-ellen-degeneres-racist?utm_term=4ldqpia “You thought it’d be funny to post a pic of yourself riding on the back of a Black man?”

Fact: Ellen DeGeneres is a really funny person.

Fact: Ellen DeGeneres is a really funny person.

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Fact: Usain Bolt is a really amazing runner and prime for some meme-ifying.

Fact: Usain Bolt is a really amazing runner and prime for some meme-ifying.

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What's the problem? Some Twitter users are offended by the image of a white woman "riding" a black man.

What's the problem? Some Twitter users are offended by the image of a white woman "riding" a black man.

Twitter: @JazzleDazzler

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]]> https://www.buzzfeed.com/sheridanwatson/people-are-calling-ellen-degeneres-racist Tue, 16 Aug 2016 18:35:00 -0400 "You thought it'd be funny to post a pic of yourself riding on the back of a Black man?" sheridanwatson nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult