Kyle Mahan

@kylewmahan

10,000 eyes and 400 hands and all of my arms are made of the sands of oceans of old that dried up and left

Burlingame, CA
Registrerte seg januar 2009

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  1. 😿

  2. . so Paul is just straight up unambiguously guilty right? Scary dude.

  3. It's so hard to get good help in the office

  4. Things Indiewebcamp says: "June is broken"

  5. Disabling my IFTTT Instagram recipe because is back baby!

  6. Today in ISWYDT: Robert Reich said "Only a small handful of Republicans have withdrawn or withheld their endorsements of Trump."

  7. can someone make me a Pandora station = Bowie ∧ ¬(Stones ∨ Beatles)

  8. I think it's clear Nürnberg is doing their part to keep the weird

  9. Old school hip hop station quickly goes from amazing (Nas, Digable Planets) to absolutely awful (Gangster's Paradise, Mo Money Mo Problems)

  10. "THE ANIMATOR: Animaniacs will not make sense to them now. It will make the world make sense to them later."

  11. who has and ? cos I love this old banner

  12. Modern Family must not pay its cast very well. They all have to moonlight as spokespeople for cleaning products 😭

  13. While I agree with him on marginally more issues, I have no faith that Bernie could build any kind of coalition and govern effectively.

  14. In my 20s I wanted to write like David Foster Wallace. In my 30s I want to write like Mallory Ortberg.

    • @sruthiri

      I report and produce stories

    • @znmeb

      Buck Borasky, Frontier Programmer: saving Earth for octothorpes since 2007. Former Boy Genius, Sit-down Comic, Thought Follower, Curmudgeon-in-Residence

  15. Tell a cab driver at SFO that you're just going to Burlingame and they drive like fucking lunatics to try and avoid…

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