Nick Fisherman

"He turned the performance-enhancing drug over to the authorities at SDS, absolutely refusing to reveal its source." #headlines #fishquotes

"That's ridiculous, my parents are farmers." // "Are you sure about that? Do you recall being born of your mother?" // "Course not…" #JKsaga

Unfortunately, there were no doors here, though. The howl was getting closer, so he just started turning over the pool equipment. #EBsaga

The humming thing, whatever it was, stopped humming so it could slam itself into the walls. After a healthy pause, it slammed again. #HPsaga

What kind of suburban home wasn't built with a backdoor. Then he remembered that this wasn't the craziest thing he had seen tonight. #RLsaga

"You're going to torture me?" // He realized his mistake. "Pane as in window pane, not as in, well…pain. But it's not my real name." #HGsaga

"The TFA finds their inaction to be abhorrent, and is actively looking for a way to end time travel completely." #headlines #fishquotes

"It seems you've lied as well." Elasy was done with the examination. // "What are you talking about?" // "You're like me…a legacy." #JKsaga

Once his whole body was out of the pool, the livingroom flipped back to the pool scene for good. Was that the strangest part? #EBsaga

"What the shit was that?" someone asked. // "Language", a parent complained. "Children present." // "Fuck if I care, what WAS that?" #HPsaga

He headed towards the back of the house, hoping to find a door to both freedom AND safety. All he found was a blank wall. No door? #RLsaga

HG widened her eyes. "I can't hurt anyone with them, he explained, "but they don't seem to understand that. Hi, I'm Professor Pain." #HGsaga

"This world has not laid its eyes on the blue eyed variety of finty since the first industrial revolution in 1598." #headlines #fishquotes

"They CAN," Elasy argued. And sometimes they do…when it's necessary. But they usually randomize it." // "Doesn't matter! They lied!" #JKsaga

He had to quit his game when a freaky howling sound came from, uhh…somewhere. There was nowhere to go but forwards. #EBsaga

I'll need some silver for the circuitry…" They tried to scream again, but were matched by a deep, hollow, disquieting, swarming hum. #HPsaga

Hidden cameras, a ghost, an invisible boy, or just hallucinations were RL's best guesses. Either way, he chose to heed the warning. #RLsaga

They all but ran out of the room. "They're scared of you," HG said, more suggestively than confidently. // "I have powers." #HGsaga

"This splits the difference between a standard human gestation period of eight months, and a vampire’s of twelve." #headlines #fishquotes

"Most people don't recognize that connection," Elasy said, confirming JK's suspicions. // "My whole life is a lie. Nothing is real." #JKsaga