Dory The Pug

IRS: Pay us money so we can run the government ME: [rifling through papers] Ok this is all kind of confusing, but I think this is how much I owe IRS: Yikes, looks like you missed a number somewhere. I guess you're going to prison ME: [being handcuffed] Can't argue with justice

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes. Me: How much do I owe? Gov’t: You have to figure that out. Me: I just pay what I want? Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too. Me: What if I get it wrong? Gov’t: You go to prison

With Trump’s veto of @BernieSanders' and my War Powers Resolution, which passed with bipartisan support in Congress, he is risking the lives of millions of Yemeni civilians to famine, deadly airstrikes, and the war crimes of the Saudi regime. We must override his veto.

President Trump has vetoed Congress' resolution to end U.S. involvement in Yemen war, per WH

I hate to spoil everyone’s fun but my meeting with George Papadopoulos was not at anyone’s request. We just thought he might be interesting as he was a minor player with the Trump campaign! What he said was his choice, not mine!

Stopped mid smash to record this, class act

Just @DangeRussWilson living his best life: • Highest-paid NFL player ($35M AAV) • $65M signing bonus (Most in NFL history) • 69 pass TD since 2017 (Most in NFL) • 75 QB wins in 1st 7 seasons (Most in NFL history) • 100.3 passer rating (2nd-highest all time) #Seahawks

Yes, along with President Carcinogenic Wind Turbines and President You Need ID To Buy Cereal and President When You’re Talking About An Atmosphere Oceans Are Very Small. It will indeed be great when all those ignoramuses are gone.https://twitter.com/billkristol/status/1117941193021771777 …

my heart is breaking seeing the fire at notre dame. I’ll never forget walking in the first time in Paris and being in awe of the beauty of it.

This Notre Dame situation is indeed very tragic. So many priceless artworks and relics are destroyed, the building itself was a piece of history. It will never be replaced

Climate change is coming!

Weird thing about all of this 9-11 discussion is what it misses. The country I blame was Saudi Arabia, with 16 of the known hijackers. Why is our President and Kushner currently doing business with them? Why did Saudi Arabia just pay off Kushners debt at 666 5th Ave?