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Picking out a birthday card at cvs is like ordering from the value menu--terrible selection and still overpriced for what you get

Backboard you the real all star mvp only one on the court playing d catching these 40ft bricks smh but honorable mention to Lebrons headband

One LA freeway name is all it takes to turn any casual conversation into a live SNL Californian skit

A fun way to get a quick crossfit workout in at home is moving a 100 lb+ California King mattress from the 2ndfloor to the curb by yourself

Talking to someone while looking at your phone is cool but then how are you supposed to fully concentrate on your phone

Shout out to the flu holding it down for 2015. Haven't done jack since new years

So basically the Entourage movie is a normal episode stretched out w/ more Turtle fat jokes & Dramas desperation to be part of the franchise

Online Shopping: Buy now or regret later

If there aren't at least 4 scenes of Chris Pratt cruising on his motorcycle alongside raptors in Jurassic World then it's not worth seeing

three out of five times calling it the scenic route just means you took the wrong way

"How was your weekend?" = ask me about how my weekend went

If this 1-9 worst start in Laker franchise history is what Byron Scott meant when saying coaching them is a dream come true then grats Byron

Welp going to go with the standard "!" on this one again

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