Erin P.

Blackacre, you're the pineapple of my eye : @thrimpth @ Taylors Island, Maryland https://www.instagram.com/p/BWl8aL-htAM/ 

You know I'm at #Blackacre when I start posting pics of this wild animal in my bed … https://www.instagram.com/p/BWgjA5-hzJp/ 

Just had THE most pleasant doctor's office experience at @onemedical. Thx @AllyJenkinsDC @KateShorr @SLDdc for the recc!!

The Hive! What a cool, enormous exhibit. It was fun to attend after hours. I think the last pic… https://www.instagram.com/p/BWfCa5uhblj/ 

Props to medical websites with sections called "It's probably not cancer" since you know we're all wondering that anyway...

"Sheet no blankie" is the new "shot no chaser" when it's this hot out and you love puns about bedtime

Last day of training. Where should I eat for lunch on my last day of non-food wasteland? (18th & K)

Look America, we're going to have to decide between exposing treason, and talking about sweet crockpot deals on Amazon. We can't do both.

Chubby Hubby Loryna https://twitter.com/eden_eats/status/884437670021046272 …

Planning an elaborate menu for our girls' weekend this weekend and naming a cocktail after the new puppy (Amoux Palmer) - I can't WAIT!

In a training and my Nathaniel Hawthorne reference went completely unrecognized. Even after I repeated it. #scarletletter