J-Dubs

OLD RUSSIAN PROVERB: Trump has whores piss on him. Putin has his horse shit on his chest.

"Trump peed on by prostitutes." "This is unverified." I BELIEVE THE WOMEN WHO PISSED ON OUR PRESIDENT-ELECT. #onlinemalefeministpatriot

IT'S SNOWFLAKES VS GOLDEN SHOWERS FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS, FOLKS. GONNA GET STEAMY, BABY.

"TRUMP CAUGHT WITH PISSING RUSSIAN PROSTITUTES" Half of America: "What a risk to national security." The Other Half: "Dang. He cool, man.

You know they made a gif of that.

"How was work today?" "Well I got to watch that reality-show guy mess around with pissing prostitutes." *throws back another vodka shot*

Ya gotta admit... kinda sounds fun to be a Russian spy right about now, doesn't it? Never a dull moment! #KompromatKrazy

"Don't let the golden showers distract you from the treason" is a thing we are now saying about our soon-to-be president.

You do not need to spend 1/20 in front of the TV. Find an LGBTQ center. Find an immigrant resource center. Find a VA hospital. Volunteer.

Dear Russia, Blackmail only works when the subject has the capacity to feel shame. Ya played yourself. LOSERS! SAD!

When something like a presidential golden shower comes up I feel like I have to clock into a Twitter job that doesn't pay.

I should be writing my mom's birthday card. Instead I'm reading Trump piss tweets. I'm a terrible son.

One last thing... one TRUTH is our President-elect being a dangerously deranged narcissist and pathological liar. There is no nuance there.

Be as loyal to THE TRUTH as you can be. As UGLY, UNEXPECTED, or DISAPPOINTING as it may be. No civil servant is above unsparing vigilance.

I'd encourage you not to idolize or deify ANY politician. Or brush off wholesale any critical news reporting of "your side." But rather...

There's SO MUCH SMOKE there, it's f'in ridic. Some demand more proof. Watch one damn ep of Law&Order and you can totally connect-the-dots.

Same applies to news stories. Like the Russian hacking saga. Did they steal the election--no. Did they seriously influence it--OF COURSE.

So, again, YES--Bernie: amazing anti-establishment firebrand at forefront of massive grassroots movement. Can ALSO be lukewarm at times.

A LOT out there right now in Internet-land wants you to choose "either-or." You don't have to do that. Don't submit to oversimplification.